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Confessions in the wind

I'm glad to see two girls coming towards me. However, as they approached, I felt a cold wind whizzing, and I stared straight and waited for a while. Their faces are only two steps away from me, and their legs are weak and they sit down. ...

? On this chair, I can smell the roses in my hand happily. I have looked at my watch n times. As a matter of fact, I arrived half an hour earlier than the appointed time. ...

? Sitting here, in this autumn wind, I rehearsed repeatedly in my mind how to send flowers to Xiaowan and how to confess to her. Even, I touched the ring box in my pocket and seemed to see Xiaowan's happy smile. Thinking of her caring reminder in WeChat and her promise to come to see me today, my mouth can't help but rise. ...

? But now, I look at them, and the bouquet of roses I carefully selected falls from my hand in front of the chair. As soon as my eyes were hot, I shouted hoarsely, "Who can tell me what's going on?"

? I made a mess in the wind, feeling soft outside and hard inside, my brain was blank, and a string was broken with a bang ... Who is Xiaowan? Who is Xiao Ru? I feel like a fish landed on the wrong shore. Although I am panting, my mouth is thirsty. Especially when I saw two almost identical girls in front of me, I pointed at them angrily, but I couldn't say a word when I looked at them with panic and shame.

? I buried my face in my hands angrily and bit my tongue hard. The sharp stabbing pain and bloody smell brought back what little reason I had left: I knew that I had been played and that confessing the truth had become a joke. ...

I looked up at the "Xiaowan" who accompanied me to the movies and chatted happily across the street. She just said that her name was actually Xiaoru. She and Xiaowan are twins, Xiaowan is her sister, and she is her sister. Because my sister is too introverted, her parents forced her to get married, so she had to come on a blind date and buy something for my sister. Looking at her sorry explanation, I was silent.

? I looked at the introverted Xiao Wan. She said that it was her who had been chatting with me on WeChat. She said she liked me in the chat, so she decided to come and see me in person! Looking at her timid appearance, my heart is mixed. ...

? What the two sisters did is understandable, but who will take care of my mood? How can I accept that the "Xiaowan" I have always known is not Xiaowan, but the "micro-friend" who chats with me on WeChat every day and cares about me is the real Xiaowan! ?

? I snorted with my head down, clenched my fist and grabbed my hair. Pain makes me even crazier: so, who is this messy fool in the wind?