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Jokes tease grandma.

As the old saying goes, if you are polite, you must ask for something. Granny Liu in a Dream of Red Mansions is not an uneducated peasant, but a knowledgeable old lady in the backcountry.

In the Grand View Garden, a crab feast costs more than twenty taels. Granny Liu said:

"This crab is worth five points a catty this year. Five dollars for ten catties, five five two five five, three five one five, plus the table, there are more than twenty taels of silver. Amitabha! The money for this meal is enough for us farmers to spend a year. "

(The accounts are calculated quickly, which shows that grandma is superior to the average person. Ancient women couldn't read, and many couldn't calculate accounts. Even Feng can't read. )

She told her son-in-law Wang Gou that he didn't know how many bowls and meals to eat. He didn't know how to manage when he was young. He is used to the Fuhai of his ancestors. Whether he succeeds or not, he is a rich man. Without blind anger, he is not a gentleman! Grandma Liu also said that Chang 'an is full of money, so you might as well ask your old relatives to help you.

These words are not common to housewives. Her daughter Liu lost her mind for the first time. Wang Gou's parents are rich officials, not ordinary farmers, so they came up with the idea that Grandma Liu took her grandson as a gift and went to Jiafu for a windfall.

It's true that grandma Liu Can doesn't study and isn't vulgar, but it's not true that she hasn't been to the scene. Otherwise, you will make up stories when you meet your ancestors, Jia Mu, and you are not afraid of making a fool of yourself, so that Jia Mu and others can have fun?

The book says that Granny Liu is an old widow for many years, which means that her husband has been dead for many years and has only one daughter. Twenty years ago, she and her daughter went to Wang Fu, the son-in-law's aristocratic home. She has met rich people, and she is by no means an ordinary old woman. That's "the East China Sea lacks a white jade bed, and the Dragon King came to invite King Jinling". I also met Ms. Wang, who is a girl, and Miss Jackson Wang, who is quick to ring.

In fact, Granny Liu is a person with high emotional intelligence. She knows that her status is low and she doesn't deserve to have fun with aristocratic women like the Grand View Garden owner Jia Mu, so she is not afraid of being teased and ignored.

Because human feelings can be spiritual or material, and they are interactive and mutually beneficial. If you are useful, don't be afraid of being used. Otherwise, she will still go. (Think of Fu Seoul's joke: If there are primary school class teachers, middle school class teachers and gynecologists among the classmates, you should climb to the top of this class reunion ...)

Granny Liu went to Jiafu for a windfall, and naturally she had to pay the price of human feelings. What's the point of having fun for Grandmother Jia? The host and guest are all happy, and you can get hundreds of taels of silver and a car full of expensive gifts to live a good life and be teased by them?

From granny Liu was beautifully dressed, teased by Yuanyang at dinner, persuaded by a small glass and ordered to drink, Daiyu made fun of her as a "mother locust" and deliberately made a fool of herself.

Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, eat like a cow and don't look up after eating an old sow." But he drummed his cheeks and kept silent, which made everyone laugh.

Therefore, Granny Liu is a sophisticated person. The Grand View Garden where she is located appears as an ignorant person, making herself laughed at. Just because the so-called courtesy is not as good as people, she must ask for something.

And granny Liu won't be laughed at every time she goes to the Grand View Garden. Grandma Liu went to the Grand View Garden for the first time in a short time, and the people she met were just a few people from Xifeng's family and Zhou Rui's family. It can't be said that she was laughed at, only when she went for the second time.

However, the hand that sent the roses was fragrant, and Wang Xifeng inadvertently gave Granny Liu a favor, and later saved her daughter Qiaojie from the fire pit, so she thought Qing Yu was a home of charity.