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Which sentences are suitable for sending friends to ridicule the sentences that you failed in the exam?

Humorous sentences about failing the final exam (selected 18 sentences)

1, almost all the scholars have got it, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.

I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers.

3, I want to say to my dear math: I care about you very much, I hope you don't be unappreciative.

4, every exam, the teacher will say that things that have nothing to do with the final exam will be put on the podium, and I will put myself on the podium!

I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I saw the test paper. I didn't take the test on my back.

6, exam rankings, you are ugly in front of you, I am handsome in my freedom.

7. Before the students take the exam, I really want to have a BBK lighter and a textbook, so my mother doesn't have to worry about my study any more.

8. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished.

9. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well and eat too much.

10, lovers will betray you, friends will leave you, math will not, can't help it.

1 1, it's over! Memorized knowledge points can't be connected with sentences intermittently in my mind.

12, in order to enhance the confidence of senior three students, it is suggested that the majority of graduates go back to their alma mater to participate in model association, which is the bottom of senior three students. Please tell each other.

13, I really failed in the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I watch you go to class!

14, thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write the words for the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: another bottle!

15, failed in both arts and science in the final exam.

16, there is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not knowing at all, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking to the right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, and an application question called falling apart.

17. Like the Wolf, we play in NB every semester and leave in SB at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester.

18. I'll tell you how many people there are in our class with my strength in the final exam.

Humorous sentences about failing the exam:

1. When you walk into the examination room, you will burst into tears when you see the paper. You can't recite the exam and know nothing about it.

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished.

I'll tell you how many people there are in our class in my strength in the final exam.

4. I always feel that I am British when I test Chinese; When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien when I took the math exam!

Yes, I didn't get a duck egg in the exam, but I did get a duck.

6. I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers.

7. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank problem called complete incomprehension, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking to the right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called falling apart.

It's a pity that I didn't win the first prize last time. Work harder this time and come back with the last one.

9. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: another bottle!

10. I failed both arts and science in the final exam.

1 1. This kind of thing, the exam ranking table, you are ugly in front of you, I am handsome in my freedom.

12. The teacher said that the questioner's intention should be considered first in the exam. I looked at the title, "He wants me dead!" "

13. Lovers will betray you, friends will leave you, math won't, no means no.

Copywriting suitable for the final exam:

1. Every time there is an exam, the teacher will put something irrelevant to the final exam on the podium. I want to put myself on the podium!

2. the final exam, the right one is always happy!

3. It's over! Memorized knowledge points can't be connected with sentences intermittently in my mind.

In order to enhance the confidence of senior three students, it is suggested that the majority of graduates go back to their alma mater to participate in model association, which is the foundation of senior three students. Please tell each other.

Like Big Big Wolf, he appears as NB every semester and leaves as LOW at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester.

6. I want to say to my dear math: I care about you very much, and I hope you won't be ungrateful.

7. The schoolmasters have almost got it, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.

8. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well, and eat too much.

9. I really failed the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I told you to take those classes!

10. I really want to have a BBK lighter and a textbook before the students take the exam, so my mother doesn't have to worry about my study any more.

1 1. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.