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Fable story 1 revenge of the branches
The axe cut off a branch, and the branch was determined to get back at the axe.
The axe is so powerful, but you are so weak. How can you take revenge? The branch racked its brains and came up with a good idea.
Reluctantly, the branch cut itself into an axe handle, and then approached and controlled the axe.
The branch finally caught the axe in its hand.
Hold the axe on the branch in your hand, and then cut other branches with the axe.
Fable story 2 Qi Huangong once rode to the wild and suddenly saw a tiger in the distance. When Qi Huangong was about to make a detour, he didn't want the tiger to fall to the ground and didn't dare to move. As a result, Qi Huangong and his team were able to fly over the tiger, and they came home with a full load.
When Qi Huangong returned to the palace, he asked Guan Zhong, "Today, when I rode out, the tiger saw me and was too scared to go forward. What is the reason? "
Guan Zhong replied, "I think you may be riding a big horse with a complicated coat and running against the rising sun?"
Qi Huangong nodded quickly: "This is the scene."
Guan Zhong went on to analyze: "This kind of horse flies like a beast called Bo, who only feeds on tigers and leopards. That tiger thinks you are riding a barge. How can it not be afraid? "
This fable shows that the tiger was confused by the appearance of a barge horse, so he made a wrong judgment and was frightened himself. Smart human beings should learn to see the essence through phenomena, so as to make their own understanding close to the objective reality step by step.
Fable Story Chapter 3 There was a nobleman in the State of Chu who offered a pot of sacrificial wine to his guests after offering sacrifices to their ancestors. The doorman took this pot of wine and didn't know what to do with it. They think it is definitely not enough for so many people to drink a pot of wine. Might as well just give it to someone and have fun. But who should I give it to? So, the guests discussed a good idea, that is, everyone draws a snake on the ground, and whoever draws the pot of wine first will drink it. Everyone agrees with this method.
Each doorman took a stick and began to draw snakes on the ground. A person drew quickly, and in a short time, he finished painting the snake, so he brought a hip flask. Just as he was about to drink, he saw at a glance that the others had not finished drawing snakes. He proudly picked up the stick again and said to himself, "If I add more feet to snakes, they may not finish painting." While talking, I drew my feet on the painted snake.
Unexpectedly, before the man finished drawing the snake's foot, the hip flask in his hand was taken away by a person next to him. It turns out that the man has finished drawing the snake. The person who painted the snake's feet refused and said, "I'll finish painting the snake first, and the wine should be mine!" " "The man smiled and said," You're still painting. I've finished painting. Of course the wine is mine! "The person who drew the snake's feet argued," I finished it long ago. It's still early, but I just added some feet to the snake. " The man said, "Snakes have no feet. Give them some feet, you can't drink anyway! " "
The man drank the wine rudely, and the man who gilded the lily looked at the wine that belonged to him and now it was taken away by others, and regretted it.
Some people are self-righteous, like to rock the boat and show off themselves, and the result is often self-defeating. Isn't this the way to gild the lily?
Fable story 4 Someone once did an experiment, putting the fiercest shark and a group of tropical fish in the same pool, and then separating them with tempered glass. At first, sharks kept hitting the invisible glass every day, but in vain. It can never cross the other side. The experimenter puts some crucian carp in the pool every day, so the shark is not short of prey, but it still wants to try the delicious taste on the other side. Every day, it keeps hitting the glass. It tried every corner and tried its best every time, but it was always scarred. It broke and bled several times for several days. Whenever the glass breaks, the experimenter immediately adds thicker glass.
Later, sharks stopped hitting the glass and paying attention to colorful tropical fish, as if they were just moving the murals on the wall. It began to wait for the crucian carp that appeared every day, and then hunted by its agile instinct, as if it had returned to the sea, which was just an illusion. At the last stage of the experiment, the experimenter took the glass away, but the shark didn't respond. It still swims in a fixed area every day, not just for those people.
At the end of the experiment, the experimenter laughed at it as the weakest fish in the sea. In fact, he is not weak, he is desperate. After countless failures, do you still believe that you can break through? In life, no matter what kind of setbacks you encounter, you sometimes say something to yourself.
Voice: Try again.
Fable story Chapter 5 A mountain envied by fog
Fog envied the beauty of the mountain peak, so he tried his best to cover it up.
But the more fog is covered, the more beautiful the mountain peak is, and the more people appreciate it and praise it.
How is that possible? Fog is incomprehensible.
"It is your jealousy that makes the mountain tall and beautiful." Sunshine said.
Fable story article 6 Long-term workers are short of soup and water every day, but a man in cloth is reluctant to buy a bowl, so he takes a broken jar to fill his rice. On this day, Bree's family hosted us. Afraid of outsiders seeing the broken face of the broken jar, Bree reluctantly took out a beautiful fine porcelain bowl and gave a big meal to the long-term workers. When the guests saw how beautiful the bowls prepared for the long-term workers were, they all praised Bree for being very kind to them.
Dinner is ready. Ceng Houyi opened his rice bowl and saw that there was still clear soup and little water. He was very angry. Pushing the rice bowl to the ground, the porcelain bowl broke with a bang and the thin soup dripped all over the floor. When Bree saw his beloved delicate porcelain bowl broken, his feet jumped with pain.
Zeng Hou pretended to be in shock and said, "when I was adding rice, I saw a thin man holding my hand." I am afraid of ghosts, so I am afraid of people. "
As soon as the guests heard it, they understood that there was little water in the clear soup on the ground. They couldn't help laughing. Bly is losing money and losing face, but he has nothing to say.
Fable story 7 On the quiet African prairie, the sun sets.
At this moment, a lion is meditating. When the sun rises tomorrow, I will run to catch up with the fastest antelope.
At this moment, an antelope is meditating. When the sun rises tomorrow, I will run away from the fastest lion.
Then, whether you are a lion or an antelope, when the sun rises, all you can do is run!
Yes, running. . . . . .
The road of life is not demanding. As long as you run, the road will extend under your feet, people's life will be truly innovative, and wisdom will be fully exerted. In life, those so-called winners always exaggerate in good faith, as if they were born to prove that they are an extraordinary person, while those mortals like you and me are performing farce over and over again, trying to prove that they are not mortal. After repeated failures, mortals finally found themselves just mortals. It is because of this discovery that the gains and losses of everything seem insignificant. Encounters missed again and again, superior conditions passed away again and again, and failures again and again. Mortals ask themselves: is this mortal sorrow? Mortal is mortal, mortal only has mortal heart, so mortal says to himself: Why should you be depressed? Why should I feel depressed by looking at other people's roles? There must be a role for me in this world.
Mortals gradually discover that mortals also have their successes. A kind compliment, a deep touch and an expensive harvest all mean the success of mortals. The word "success" does not mean that you are as famous as Einstein, nor does it mean that people who benefit mankind like Edison finally know everything. Success doesn't have to be vigorous, and it doesn't have to be somebody. As long as you have a good grasp of yourself, live a good life and don't waste your time in troubles, you will find yourself an extraordinary one in the vast sea of people.
How far can people run? This is not a question of feet, but a question of ambition; How fast can a person run? It's not the foot, but the quality.
Fable story 8 Huang Chao's chrysanthemum poem is overbearing: "Wait until September 8th in Qiu Lai, and I will kill all the flowers after they bloom. Tianxiang permeates Chang 'an, and the city is full of golden flowers. "500 years later, someone sang even more overbearing:" I don't send flowers when flowers bloom, but I am afraid of sending them. "If you want to resist the west wind, you should wear golden armor all over." The author of this poem is Zhu Yuanzhang. Both of them like golden flowers, and Zhang is very happy.
Hongmen Banquet in the Republic of China: Xu Shuzheng wanted to assassinate Zhang, but she couldn't find an opportunity, so she had to invite Zhang to dinner in the name of Duan. Duan doesn't know about it. During the dinner, I told Duan what happened, and Duan was surprised. Zhang immediately felt that the atmosphere was wrong and raised his glass and said, I have to pee!
Xiong Xiling was a "reform leader" when he was with Zhang Zhidong. Guangxu recruited him to Beijing to participate in the political reform. August 1898 is the period of "Hundred Days Reform". Before going north, Xiong Xiling went to Hengyang to say goodbye to his father. As a result, he ate something wrong on the road and had diarrhea, so he had to stay for illness. It was this sudden diarrhea that saved Xiong Xiling's life. During more than ten days of convalescence, a tragedy of political reform occurred in Beijing-six gentlemen lost their heads during the Reform Movement of 1898.
Feng Yuxiang's army has a strong Christian color, so he should sing before doing anything. Look at the early song: "Get up, get up, get up, get up, be good brothers, don't beat Japan, don't recover lost ground, don't rest." Why get up early? This is about to find the answer from last night's "Song of Sleeping". The lyrics are: "The land won't be recovered, you should take revenge, practice hard and work hard until tomorrow!" " I see.
When Tang Degang wrote a memoir for Li Zongren, it was funny. Lao Li said excitedly. Tang Xiao interrupted: "You are not right in this paragraph. 1927 You are not in this place. " Lao Li rolled his eyes. After a while, Tang Xiao interrupted me again: "There is one thing you didn't say." Lao Li hates it. When Tang Xiao interrupted again, Lao Li thundered, "I'll do whatever I say!" "Every time it ends in discord. Tang Degang said that these old guys have one characteristic: they all have selective amnesia and talk nonsense at critical moments. Hu Shi, Zhang Xueliang and Li Zongren are all alike. When writing a memoir for Zhang Xueliang, Tang Degang prepared first-hand information, which he took out whenever Lao Zhang took the oath, and then Lao Zhang muttered, "OK, I will do as you say. "
Article 9 of Fable Story It takes a lifetime to grind a mirror, which is a "stupid thing" that few people are willing to do. However, in the Netherlands, there is a young man who just graduated from junior high school and works as a doorman of the town government in a small town.
At that time, the doorman's work was more leisure. Therefore, in order to kill the rest of the time, young people have developed a hobby of polishing lenses. This young man is very dedicated and meticulous. After years of polishing, his technology has surpassed that of professional technicians. The magnification of the compound lens he grinds is higher than theirs.
In this way, the young man has been polishing his lenses for 60 years, and he has discovered another vast world-the microbial world, which was unknown in technology at that time. He made various forms of magnifying glasses and simple microscopes; The materials of lenses are glass, precious stones, diamonds and so on. He grinded more than 400 lenses in his life, with a magnification of 270 times. 1674, he began to observe bacteria and protozoa, which he called "very tiny animals". 1677, he first described the sperm of insects, dogs and people. In 1684, he accurately described red blood cells, which proved that the capillaries speculated by Marcello Malpighi were true. 1702 He pointed out that microorganisms can be found in all open water. He followed and observed the life history of many lower animals and insects, and proved that they all hatched from eggs and went through larval stage, rather than naturally produced from sand, river mud or dew.
This young man is the famous Dutch scientist Van Leeuwenhoek who lived for 90 years.
Life sentiment:
Levin Hooke polished every shot carefully and devoted his life to the perfection of every inconspicuous detail. In the end, he made remarkable achievements in details and created a great scientific miracle. Details affect quality, details reflect taste, details show differences, details determine success, and the power of details is "quietly".
Fable story 10 One day, everyone found a little mouse among the mice. This little mouse is special. Its limbs are connected by thin wing membranes and look very ugly. Not only that, because the wing membrane connects the limbs, it is very inconvenient for him to move. Everyone agrees that this is a severely disabled mouse. This little mouse was obviously born not long ago. It doesn't know its name or where it comes from. So everyone gave it a name, called bat.
Bats were in great pain when they learned that they were disabled. However, it is a very stubborn guy and will never bow to fate. It is an unchangeable fact that it thinks it is a disabled mouse. But you must be strong. Only by striving for self-improvement can we make up for our ugliness. It is determined to change itself and prove it to everyone with practical actions.
Bats have made detailed training plans for themselves. It practices three nine in winter and three in summer, firm and persistent. With the passage of time, its body is getting stronger and stronger, and its limbs are also developed, so it can work and live like other mice. For this, I feel very gratified.
On this day, it looked at the birds flying in the sky and was very envious. I thought to myself, if only I could fly in the sky like them. So it asked the respected mouse king for advice. It said, "I also have wings similar to birds." If I practice more, can I fly freely in the sky like a bird? " The mouse king said, "The mouse family has never appeared.
Rats that can fly in the future, you have to be crazy to fly? "
The bat was splashed with cold water, but still didn't want to give up. So, it quietly practiced flying. It stood on the high wall and jumped down. Originally, it wanted to jump down and fly with open wings, but things were far from as simple as it thought. Every test flight, before it spread its wings, its body landed heavily, causing it to fall apart. Once, after it failed in practice, a group of mice happened to pass by here. They all laughed at the bat when they saw it fall. Said that the bat's nerves were abnormal, and he became crazy. Jumping on a high wall, isn't this suicide? As a result, the saying that bats committed suicide quickly spread among mice. Whenever a mouse sees a bat, it points and says, "Look at that crazy mouse." At this time, the bat was very sad.
However, the bat is a persistent guy. It looks at things correctly and never looks back. Fail and start again; Fail, start over. . . . . . Every day. One day, the sky was exceptionally clear, the sun showed a sweet smile, white clouds fluttered in the sky, and trees were gently blown by the breeze. The bat decided to try again. When it jumped off the wall, it suddenly found the feeling of flying. It strongly incited the wing membranes on both sides, and the body was steadily dragged into the sky by the airflow.
Bats have entered a new world. It flies freely in the sky and is extremely happy. When the mice on the ground found bats flying in the sky, they were shocked. I thought, is the bat a god sent by God with such magical skills?
The bat found that its ugly wing membrane had become the most beautiful thing in the world.
Perseverance, miracles will happen.
Fable story 1 1 There is such a young man named Salman in London, England. He suffers from severe leg disability. But he admired and envied his parents' mountaineering career since he was a child. When Er Lao left his last wish to take over the unfinished business and climb the other peaks in the world, he did not hesitate to lock it as a lifelong goal. With unyielding will, he experienced years of adaptation to harsh environment and physical endurance, and finally overcame his own disability with superhuman perseverance. At the age of 28, he climbed all the world peaks listed in his parents' wills (including Mount Everest, the roof of the world). After he bid farewell to the last mountain, just as the global media and enthusiastic public praised his feats of being physically disabled and brave enough to challenge the limits, they expressed their sincere admiration and earnestly hoped that he would set another record in other fields, but the bad news of his suicide came from his apartment.
In this regard, people were puzzled at first, but finally revealed the mystery in their suicide note. He wrote: there is no peak to climb in front of me, and there will be no peak in the future. I feel more desperate than ever.
It can be seen that if people have no goals in life, they will be deeply confused and their efforts will lose their direction. But when you reach the other side of success, the most important thing is to choose again and find a new goal, otherwise, you will be in extreme emptiness.
Fable story article 12 You must have the determination to survive in a desperate situation in order to get real gains.
There was a great philosopher in ancient Greece named Socrates. One day, a young man wanted to learn philosophy from him. Socrates took him to a river and suddenly pushed him into it. At first, the young man thought Socrates was joking with him and didn't care. As a result, Socrates also jumped into the water and pushed him desperately to the bottom. Now, the young man really panicked. The instinct of survival made him push Socrates away with all his strength and climbed to the shore in one breath. The young man asked Socrates why he did this. Socrates replied: "I just want to tell you that you must have the determination to survive in order to get real gains."
Revelation: If a salesman has the same desire to survive as the young man trapped in the river by Socrates, he will try his best to achieve his goal. Therefore, perseverance and perseverance will determine the height of sales staff's career development.
Fable story 13 Paper, ink, pen and inkstone have come together for a common cause. Look at these four brothers, white and white, black and black; Hard hard, soft soft; Square, long and long. Different looks, different tempers, why come together?
For a common goal.
Paper is Xuan paper, ink is Hui ink, pen is Zhejiang, inkstone is Guangdong, mountains and rivers are separated, why come together?
For a common goal.
Because of unity, people call it "baby".
Fable Story 14 During the Spring and Autumn Period, Yu Boya was good at drawing strings, while Zhong Ziqi was good at listening to sounds and distinguishing meanings. On one occasion, Boya was playing in Taishan North (now Guishan Mountain in Hanyang, Wuhan) when he was caught in a rainstorm and had to stay under a rock. Lonely and sad, he took out his guqin and played it. At first, he played piano music reflecting the continuous rain; Then, he played music like a landslide. Just then, Zhong Ziqi, the woodcutter, couldn't help shouting after a bunch of wild chrysanthemums nearby: "Good song! What a beautiful song! " It turned out that Zhong Ziqi, who was chopping wood on the mountain, was also hiding from the rain nearby. He felt relaxed and happy when he heard Boya playing the piano. He listened for a long time, and when he heard the climax, he couldn't help but express his heartfelt appreciation.
Yu Boya heard the compliment, quickly got up and said hello to Zhong Ziqi, and then continued to play. Boya was absorbed in the mountains, and his intention was in the tune. Zhong Ziqi nodded frequently after listening: "Well, it's really like a towering mountain!" Boya thought about running water again, but his hidden feelings transcended the melody. Zhong Ziqi clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful, like a running river!" Every time Boya plays a piano piece, Zhong Ziqi can fully hear its meaning and interest, which makes Boya very surprised. He put down the piano, sighed and said, "Good! Very good! Your skills in listening, identifying directions and understanding meaning are really great. What you said is exactly what I thought. How can my piano sound escape your ears? "
So they became bosom friends and made an appointment to meet again the next year to discuss the piano. But when Boya came to Zhong Ziqi the next year, he learned that Zhong Ziqi had died of illness not long ago. Yu Boya deplored his sadness, which was difficult to express in words, so he broke his guqin, never left his body, and never played the string again to thank his rare bosom friend.
This story tells us that knowing each other is more important than knowing each other.
Fable story 15 1, charcoal stove and cloth bleach
Seeing a cloth drifter move to live next to him, I went up to persuade him to live happily with me and explained that it was more intimate, convenient and economical. The bleaching man replied, "Maybe what you said is true, but that's impossible, because everything I bleach will be dyed black by you."
This story shows that different kinds of people are difficult to get along with.
2. The wind and the sun
The north wind and the sun are arguing about who has more energy. They decide who can make pedestrians take off their clothes and win. The north wind blew hard from the beginning, and pedestrians on the road wrapped their clothes tightly. When the wind saw this, it blew even harder. Pedestrians are shivering with cold. Put on more clothes. Tired of the wind, he gave way to the sun. At first, the sun shone gently on pedestrians, and they took off their extra clothes. Then the strong sunlight of the sun shone on the earth, and pedestrians began to sweat and gradually could not stand it. They took off their clothes and jumped into the nearby river to take a bath.
This story shows that persuasion is often more effective than coercion.
Fable story article 16 Since the tortoise won the rabbit in the race, it suddenly became a celebrity; Many manufacturers came to the tortoise to shoot advertisements, and the tortoise agreed. Soon, he became an advertising star; As soon as the TV was turned on, it was the tortoise who made the advertisement. Later, the most famous director of Animal City came to find the tortoise and asked him to make a film and TV series. The tortoise agreed. A few months later, the tortoise became a movie star again. Money poured into the turtle's home like spring water. The hut where he lived became a big villa, and his shabby clothes became tens of thousands of suits. He lives a monopoly life.
Rabbits are angry when they see envious eyes, especially rabbits competing with turtles. He decided to compete with the tortoise again.
One day, the rabbit wrote a letter challenging the tortoise. He thought the tortoise didn't dare to agree, but he readily agreed.
On the day of the game, all the animals came to watch the game, and the animals that didn't come stayed in front of the TV. At the beginning of the game, the rabbit rushed out like a rocket. Everyone thought it would win this time, but the tortoise won.
Later, the small animals found that rabbits also lived a dissolute life. It turned out that it lost to the tortoise because the tortoise gave it a lot of money. Animals think that the tortoise is becoming more and more terrible. Once, in order to become the "king of animals", the tortoise sent a killer to kill a competitor. The tortoise is really terrible. ...
Finally, the tortoise was taken away by the police. "Be a down-to-earth person!" This is the turtle's last words to future generations.
Fable story 17 Once upon a time, there was a clever lark. He has a pair of smart eyes and a smart head. She and her children built a nest in the wheat field and lived happily.
Autumn has come and the wheat fields in the fields are ripe. The wheat on the ground is golden, as if it were scattered all over the ground, and the field has become an ocean of wheat! For the safety of the children, the lark decided to move. So larks live in fear.
One day, the lark saw the farmer walk into the wheat field and said to himself, "I'm going to ask my neighbor to help me collect wheat!" " The lark thought, "Why doesn't this farmer work?" Does he have to ask for help? "It thought for a moment and didn't move.
The next day, the lark saw the farmer look around again and hesitated for a moment. He called his son and said to him, "Please ask your relatives to help with the wheat harvest!" " The lark thought again, "This farmer only knows how to ask others for help, but he doesn't know what to do. Maybe his relatives are also harvesting wheat! "So the lark hasn't moved away.
On the third day, the farmer went to the wheat field again. Some wheat has fallen. The farmer said to his son, "hire some people to harvest wheat and harvest it tomorrow morning."
Hearing this, the lark whispered to her children, "we should go." If a person doesn't expect outsiders, do it by himself. There must be hope of success. " Say that finish, she immediately moved away with the children.
Fable story 18 Once upon a time, there was a little frog. Very ugly. But this little frog is very kind. No matter whether the old lady goes to see a doctor or the baby goes to school ... it has to take care of it.
Little frog always wears a mask when he goes out, for fear that others will laugh at him for being ugly.
On this day, the little frog was walking on the grass. Suddenly he saw the old grandma goat lying on the grass with a basket full of grass. The little frog immediately ran to help grandma goat get up. Inadvertently, the little frog lost his mask. Grandma goat looked at the little frog affectionately.
The little white rabbit, who is playing on the grass, sees all this and thinks: The good partner who often helps us is the little frog!
So the little white rabbit told the story to all the small animals in the forest.
The next day, all the animals in the forest gathered at the frog's door.
The little frog opened the door and was about to go out. He was happy to see so many friends smiling at him.
The ugly frog has been afraid that everyone will laugh at him. I didn't expect everyone to laugh at him. The frog is no longer afraid, because all the small animals like to play with him and think he is a helpful little cute.
This story tells us that beauty and ugliness are not important, what is important is to have a kind heart.
Fable story 19 One morning, the rabbit was playing at home alone. He was bored, so the rabbit went to the tortoise's house to play with him.
The tortoise and the rabbit were having fun. Suddenly, a bird flew in and landed on the ground. The tortoise and the rabbit look at it. Then, the tortoise crawled slowly and said to the bird, "What's wrong with you? Are you hurt? " The bird gasped and said, "I, my wing is hurt." Hearing this, the tortoise quickly brought the medicine box, took out painkillers and bandages, bandaged the wound for the bird, and let the bird rest in bed. At this time, the tortoise quickly asked the rabbit to give the bird a glass of water to drink, so that the bird could have a rest at home before leaving, which was better. Rabbit said, "no, bird, you'd better go back to your home and rest!" " ! Tortoise, let's continue to play our game! "So, the bird listened and struggled to fly, but soon fell down again. The tortoise quickly lifted the bird up.
The bird said, "Thank you, turtle!" " You are a good turtle. "
The rabbit looked at the tortoise and the bird strangely. The rabbit asked the tortoise, "Why did the bird say thank you?" The tortoise said, "Because as long as you help others, others will say thank you, and in the future, others will help you." The rabbit blushed and said, "Oh, I see. I will definitely learn from you. " Then the rabbit said to the bird, "I'm sorry!" " I shouldn't have done this to you just now. Have a good rest at tortoise's house! "
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