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The foreigner played a sweet joke.
Once upon a time, there was a quiet little village. There is a kind and beautiful little girl in the village. Her fart is amazing. Neighbors in the village always ask the little girl's father for fragrant farts to decorate this happy occasion, and the little girl gave them all without hesitation. Day after day, I don't know when the overbearing landlord knew about it, and the landlord threatened the little girl's father to fart. I also brought a lot of boxes for the little girl to fill. The little girl's father is very helpless! You can't fart so much in a short time! After the villagers knew it, they gave all the fried beans at home to the little girl in order to let the little girl share the fart. After that, she ate, ate and ate hard, and her fart came, but it was just a smelly ass. Seeing that the landlord is coming to collect fart, there is no way but to fill all the boxes. When the landlord came to her house and saw that all the boxes in the room were full, he happily ordered the housekeeper to carry them back. When the landlord comes home, invite all the landlords nearby to sit in the house and show off. The local landlord carried the boxes out, and when they were opened one by one, the smelly fart in the boxes was released, and the smell filled the air instantly, so there was no chance to hide. So all the landlords stinked and died suddenly on the spot. After that, the mountain village was calm again, and the little girl was still producing incense farts for the villagers! I remember what the old man said, but according to the current thinking, I think it is illegal for the little girl to release cyanide gas to the landlord. Ha ha!
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