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Jay's joke
In fact, I am a face-saving person, and I believe everyone can see that I am a very competitive person. Let me give you a simple example: take a bus. Everyone has this experience, that is, when there are many people, they are squeezed to the end and then caught by the bus door. Do you feel this way? Yes, but I can't say that kind of pain. Because there are several senior sisters, brothers and sisters sitting in front. I love face, and then I dare not say it. I mean, wait until the next stop. The bus door will open automatically anyway. As a result, the next stop didn't stop with me (laughs). So I had to say to my senior sister silently: Excuse me, can you tell the bus driver that my hand was pinched? ~ ~ (Laughter from the audience). Later, I thought the bus driver must be very puzzled, and the school sisters must be very puzzled: Why didn't you say it at the first stop, but at the second stop and the third stop? This means that I am a very kind person who loves face and is competitive, but I think it is helpful for my living environment in the entertainment circle now, because I told myself that I must not lose, so I always have some applause at the first time (shy smile, applause Pia).
Actually, I'm just like everyone else I think I am just ordinary. I just learned some music. I finally stood on this stage and gave a speech, because I didn't get into the university, but I gave you a speech. Vincent fang only went to elementary school. (Laughter) Do you think it's a little strange that what he wrote can be included in textbooks? Do you want some applause (shy smile, applause piapia) So I think a great person is not a person who wants to read a book well. I think he should have a skill and listen to his mother. I think his inner qualities are more important than his education. The song I want to write from the past to the present is this kind of positive energy song. Before I made my debut, I believe everyone had heard the song Snail (yes ~ ~). On the rooftop, ants live in the studio, counting on Xiaoping. At that time, it was signed to a comedian named Wu Zongxian. Have you ever heard of it? I wrote this song here, because I think it will be on the top of the mountain one day, so I have been climbing, hoping to encourage these young friends to write songs for other singers. Almost all of them were written for others to sing, and I used them again, so I got nunchakus. These songs (Applause Pia) So I'm also very grateful to the singers who didn't use my songs at that time, and now they don't know where to go (laughs). Oh, don't be ridiculous, they are still singing the platter. Shang Yan, then I think this is actually encouraging people to call you a classmate (the audience shouts yes). Yes, although they are not in this school, they are still successful, aren't they? So I encouraged all my friends to write a song on this album-Dream Begins. I found top people from all walks of life in Lang Lang and Lin Yijie, and encouraged all young friends to make this story into a MV. This MV is about three pupils in the same class. Although we have been working hard for different dreams, we have all successfully returned to campus. Kind of like your host (pointing to Sa Beining). Your seniors will come back to host your speech. Actually, I was sitting there, and there was no expression on his face. I should be very touched, but I think his heart should be very, very ... (Applause Piapia)
The point is, we'll talk about it later To tell the truth, sometimes I can't walk alone in your life activities because I don't have any brothers or sisters. He was already a singer at that time, and I still lived in his studio. He gave me clothes, clothes and food, but he gave me a car, but he drove me everywhere to enjoy his life, and then he took his friends to meet me and welcome my good friend Mr. Liu Genghong (cheers ~ ~). Do you want to say hello to my sisters and brothers in my school (Liu Genghong: Good night, everyone ~)? I was just talking about my life as a student these days, but I didn't actually get into college at that time, and then. That was when I was writing songs. They were a group and began to teach me a lot. Then I thought, I don't want to be an artist. Why do you teach me so much for a rainy day? It really comes in handy now (Liu Genghong: Yes, actually, he just told you that I was the first one. Jay was really used to watching him sleep on the floor. Later, his spine was not very good, so I let him sleep on the sofa. He said it didn't matter, just sleep on the floor. You know the floor, there may often be cockroaches crawling on it. He wrote many, many great songs in that environment. At that time, others might think that he didn't talk much. Every time he was taken out with his head down, his friends thought this man was very strange, and then they asked me what he did later, but I said that this man sang very well and his songs were very nice. He was serious, and then I said that he should be able to release a record if he had a chance, and then he said that if he released a record, would anyone buy it? He sang very quietly in KTV, and my friend wanted to say that the person I was with should not be a singer. But I think everyone has broken his glasses, because a person with faith and dreams will not be influenced by the environment or the views of people around him. He will really get up like a snail to achieve such achievements, which makes us proud as friends. Today, I am very happy to share with you many songs of our creative period. You went to KTV to order songs, not Fang Gang, but Liu Genghong. Right, right, right, and then we also wrote a lot of songs, and we often encountered a problem. Sometimes people's record companies will want to say if I can use this song, but don't use this lyric. Often we will say no, either together or not. At this time, we will have a little applause. Pia, we are all very loyal friends. I believe many people have that kind of brotherhood. Why do we have such revolutionary feelings? I'm here to share with you how our dream came true. Here, you can listen to us and tell your parents to listen to them. Then I think you can let your parents listen to Jay Chou and Liu Genghong's songs, so I don't think children who study music will become bad (Liu Genghong: Actually, he didn't have that many friends at that time. But he cares about every friend. I remember once after the two of us sold our first song, he said it was the first song I earned and sold it to someone else. I remember it was written for power trains. He said that I invited you to eat beef noodles because you invited me to dinner before, so I was very happy. I said, wow, he really made money and was willing to share it with me. It's also fun to bring some friends to dinner. Then I finished eating, and he told me, I'm sorry I didn't bring it. So much money, in fact, the songs he wrote at that time didn't make much money, but he was still willing to share them with his friends. That's why everyone around him or every friend supports him now, because he hasn't enough talent to share with others until now. Although I gave him clothes before, maybe I had a lot of clothes to share with him before, and then he did something for me. Seeing that he doesn't have much, but he is willing to share it with others, he is really generous in his heart, which I think is one of the reasons for his success. Now among our friends, you will see that we often wear his clothes, which is a good positive energy cycle. A grateful heart should really mean that you are around now and your friends are out of society. Maybe you can help him now, maybe he will help you later. Then I think everyone should be grateful.
At that time, ants lived in the recording studio and were poached by Wu Zongxian in one day ... it should be three days. He wants me to write more than a dozen songs. This is a lesson he taught me. He chooses songs from them to use, so at that time, he will expect his songs to be hired, so that you can have money and take them home to your parents. As I said just now, if he doesn't achieve his goal today, he won't dare to go home, so I live in the recording studio, but my parents sometimes miss you and don't know you. What am I doing? So at that time, I gave myself an expectation that I must make money and let my family live a good life. So this is one of the key points of my song writing. Another reason is that I think my parents spent too much money on tuition for me to learn piano when I was young, so I want to make up for my gratitude for the clothes I gave you. You have to give him two clothes. Right? (Applause Pia) How about some more pants? So there was a belief at that time that parents could not be disappointed. At that time, she hoped that I could enter the music department and go to college. Anyway, I probably took the exam twice. Anyway, I'm not cut out for reading. I like to play. Although I went to that kind of library and everyone was reading, I didn't know what I was thinking. In a word, there is a kind of motor cell. Actually, I'm talking now (laughing). These are the keys to my future success. I'll tell you one by one later, why don't I play ball when I'm studying, right? So I practiced well, but I didn't jump high enough. Think about how I can make a kung fu dunk when I am young now. So these are all coincidences. Do you know how I can shoot now if I didn't learn piano then? No secrets, right? (Applause piapia) At that time, if I didn't like watching those martial arts movies, how could I shoot the Green Hornet, right? My parents didn't ask me to learn these things. You are spontaneous. You like things like this: you watch TV, you study, and you spend money to let your parents study. I think skills are more important than education. That's what I keep telling these children. Many parents want you to learn. That's what they are, or maybe, you know, some people who can't be singers and want their children to be singers are my dad. That's what my dad did (laughs). Yes, he kept telling me how much he could sing, so he supported me to go this way. My mother is an art teacher, so she also supports art, but she wants me to go to college, so she finally wrote a song "Listen to Mom" and she stopped talking (laughs). She told them that being a pop singer can actually cooperate with international musicians like Lang Lang. I later felt that my dream had actually come true. When I was a child, I thought I was going to be admitted to the music department. I'm going to study the classics all the time, but I'm on the same stage as Lang Lang, and the explanation is different. So at first, I would think that learning pop songs is not in conflict with learning classics. Many people who study classical and popular songs will think that I don't listen to popular songs, and I don't listen to classical songs. In fact, it is wrong for me that many popular songs are mainly based on classical chords, so I will put a lot of classical elements in each album and sign them as soon as the songs come out. My piano teacher (there are 12 album covers backstage) Oh, I thought the photo of my piano teacher came out to scare me (laughs). Then I asked him to give me a lot of advice and tell them that I didn't forget my roots. I study classics, so I use a lot of classical elements in it. This is also a heart of giving back, a heart of gratitude. Teachers are so happy when they see it. When you mentioned their names on TV programs, they were very happy. I feel so sweet that I can't stop. I'm moving on. What is the reason? For my fans and friends, are you right about the wrong person? (Applause Piapia)
After these students' lives, one day Wu Zongxian said, You all seem very nice, but no one can sing. The company signed another music director and general manager, Yang Junrong, and another comedian. I wonder, what's wrong with this company? I'm not going to take the comedian route. Later, he heard my songs, and he said that others don't need you to sing them. At that time, I had an idea to say: be a singer? No I didn't think so much and sang my own song. One day, many artists performed on the stage, and many big bosses came to see the performance of the record company. I was very nervous. I don't know what song to sing. Let's play black humor. No, I really sang "Black Humor" at that time, because Hong Yan recommended me to sing this song, which has your flavor. I said what's the difference. He said who would use this strange lyric, which is called "You are out of your mind". You can see that the previous love songs were very serious, and there were few such strange lyrics. I said, hey, it seems quite special, but the record company is a foreigner. Can he understand it? Then Hong Yan said that you don't know what you are singing anyway, and you don't know what you are singing anyway. I hope this melody is good. I was right. After I sang like this for the first time, the audience didn't respond at all. I mean, hey, what's going on? He Hong said you sang too quietly. Then Hong Yan silently, and I later learned that they let me sing for the second time because Hong Yan silently told the staff to give me another chance. At this time, I am grateful (pointing my hands at the audience). This time, I will sing well, so I have a chance to release a movie. That's how the first title song "Lovely Woman" came out. At that time, Bidai Syulan, the senior sister of the company, made the first MV. I thought it was quite special at that time, that is, alas, this senior was a goddess at that time. Shooting MV is really fake. I felt this way at that time, and then she actually said, can you teach me to play the piano? I just found it right to learn the piano. (Laughter)
At that time, several records were released and several award ceremonies were held. Slowly, you pay great attention to awards, in fact, at first. Who doesn't want to win the prize? Once I took my grandmother to an award ceremony, and I thought it was awesome because I was shortlisted for many items. I think at least one of them can speak on the stage? I can thank my grandmother, and there is nothing in the end. At that time, I thought, to be honest, I am very unhappy. But the camera is going to shoot you, so you still have to be happy and applaud everyone. I thought, well, the entertainment circle is so fake (laughs), so I wrote a song called Grandma. On the one hand, I am attacking the unpleasantness of the day. Why did my grandmother get upset that I didn't win the prize? Besides, I feel very unfilial. At that time, I preferred to write lyrics, which belonged to my inner level and had nothing to do with feelings. So I also wrote a song "Embattled" like hitting a paparazzi and scolding a paparazzi. These songs may not resonate much, perhaps because many people can't see paparazzi and don't know that paparazzi are so annoying. Slowly returning, I felt that I should give some positive energy, so I didn't write these songs that I didn't have, but wrote Dreams Began and Xiang Tao. In fact, relatives have written that grandpa makes grandpa tea and mom listens to mom. The first song was really written for my dad, but it wasn't my dad who hit my mom. I think how I want to be different. The theme is here. Today's theme is how to be different, but I want to say how to be different with so many singers. All these rappers in Europe and America, their lyrics are full of violence, their music is heavy, rock and hip-hop drums. Then I think I'll make a comparison, and it should feel good. So at that time, I wrote a theme of domestic violence in the lyrics, and then I wrote some positive energy songs, anti-drug, but I used very violent musical aesthetics, but the lyrics told everyone not to smoke. This kind of influence is quite special, so people will think that my hip-hop rap seems quite special, and there is nothing to criticize the present society. Like many underground singers now, they criticize and scold the society, but they should read it anyway. But the idol you support will definitely not do this, right? (Applause piapia) If I'm unhappy, I swear instead of swearing, so I'm only unhappy with paparazzi. I have love, full of positive energy, and all I give you is positive energy. This is a song that I am different from others. This is one of the styles. This is a big contrast. I like to make things with big contrast. The other is Chinese style, which, to be honest, is particularly difficult to write, because there are only five tones and five tones. How can you be different from others? Yu-Ching Fei is the first time I heard of it. I think he is the originator of Chinese style. At that time, I heard the Chinese style of Yu-Ching Fei in Taiwan Province. The Chinese style at that time matched his fresh voice very well, so I thought I could have some Chinese style because the voice was unclear. So, I wrote the answer directly first, and everyone was familiar with it. This response seems to be good, so it is self-contained. I think I finally found my own style. I like R & very much at that time. B song, but I don't know how to do it. I feel that Chinese style is my style, so every album will have Chinese style. After filming Golden Flower, I also want to thank director Zhang Yimou. He said, I've heard that your answer is straight. Otherwise, what do you think of one related to this golden armor? At that time, I wrote two songs, one is "Golden Flower", which is definitely unheard of by everyone. Is that chrysanthemum terrace you heard? "Golden Flower" is the song I just said, which is often full of violent aesthetics. Sure enough, Zhang Dao prefers the chrysanthemum table, so he uses it as the ending song. Well, this song also made many fans' parents know me, so thank you for promoting my song. And sing these lyrics clearly so that your parents know what I am singing. This is a key point, so many of them are similar. I seldom meet people in their 40 s and 50 s, and some grandmothers say that I like listening to your chrysanthemum table, so I know that my age is so wide. So the next song I write will take root, starting with children. Sailors are afraid of water Do you think being young is naive? Cowboys are busy. Young and naive, very naive. These childish children's songs are catchy, but the lyrics are very rich and varied. So the songs I wrote finally found their own characteristics, that is, every album should have Chinese style, and the lyrics of Chinese style should be clear and unclear, so that children can like it. So as a singer here, are you tired? In fact, you are very tired because you have to think a lot. Then you write ten songs and shoot ten MVs. Why? Because I have my picture in my mind when I write every song, so I have to shoot it. Give it to others, don't trust others. This is my belief in myself. So, I made the first MV first, but I tried it with my brother as a mouse. I think it's good to look at their MV. I'm just here to make my own MV. So I took the first MV, then the second MV, ten MVs, twenty MVs ... Now I think there should be seventy or eighty MVs. These MVS are actually an experience. Why? Because I want to be a director. This is another road different from music. Actually, I haven't studied film. Why should I be a director? To be a director, to be honest, is to take pictures of your heart. But I think my expression ability is so poor, how can I shoot it, so I have been practicing. These MVS are good and bad. In fact, everyone is not optimistic about shooting the first MV, which cost a lot of money. The second, with very little money, produced great works. Then I have been thinking about whether to make a great work with a lot of money, like Hollywood, or to make a good work with a small budget. what do you think? (all good! ! ~ ~) It's actually quite good. A low-cost work like Thailand costs a lot, but it is a very good work, because it is over 100 million. I don't know how many billions it is. If you have the ability and more funds to produce more awesome works, more special effects and more pictures, why not? So we don't have to pursue low cost. As you can see, I spend a lot of money every time I shoot the MV budget. Later, the record company became myself and I spent more money. Yang Junrong, the comedian I mentioned at that time, also became one of my partners in the record company. I am slowly and continuously moving forward, from students to society. You are still a student. Am I too far away to talk about this now? Actually, no, because you have to think about the future, so you will write a song called "Listen to your mother and tell yourself in the past". At that time, I liked Chow Yun Fat very much. Chow Yun Fat made a movie called God of Gambling, which is why I like magic. So I wrote this song, telling my former self from the future that you will meet Chow Yun Fat, because he will play Jinhua as your father, so Chow Yun Fat will be your father. Many people don't know why Chow Yun Fat is your father. Let me explain to you now, because he played my father in Golden Flower, so I told myself when I was a child that the gambler would be your father in the future. Do you see it? After listening to pop songs and Jacky Cheung's songs, my future self told me that Jacky Cheung was ready to start singing goodbye. Actually, I started writing pop songs because I kissed goodbye, and then I wanted to say that I must write songs for him one day. Sure enough, Jacky Cheung sang my song and performed with him. This means that you are extraordinary. These are all areas of my music, and I think I have succeeded.
In terms of movies, I made Secrets I Can't Tell. Have you seen it? At that time, the cost was actually quite small, right. But like I said, I think it's most important to shoot as well as possible. Well, it's also to apply what you have learned. When you learn piano, you should blend in. I have been thinking about what kind of love can be different. This is also extraordinary and unusual. (There is a secret poster backstage) In fact, our school uniform is not so beautiful, but later, because I think it should be beautiful. Because I have very strict requirements for many aesthetics. That's outside the wall of our school, and this is going to be taken outside our school. Then I thought the plot of the movie traveling through time and space was very special, so I imagined it as a time machine with the speed of the piano. So I think people should be imaginative, because many people think I'm imagining things, but when I make it, everyone will be surprised. Those staff often think, what? Speaking of scripts, it will be strange. What kind of piano will become a time machine if you play it fast? Everyone will be surprised to shoot it. Yes, it is. When I was a student, I filmed how to pick up girls. Playing the piano with one hand, holding hands with one hand, and then playing with four hands can actually express my life as a student. I think to encourage you here is to find your own point, which is different from others' and enlarge it. This is the end of today's speech. Thank you. (Applause piapia)
1. "Why should I sing nunchakus? In the past, I sang to others, and no one sang, so I had to sing. "
2. "When you are upset, you will scold, but without dirty words, mainly to scold paparazzi ..."
3. "The song" Juhuatai "is clear, that is, parents of fans can understand what their children's idols are singing."
4. There are many finalists in the award ceremony, and there are no prizes? Let grandma down? Is the entertainment industry so fake? Does the song "Grandma" express your unfilial? That song also criticized the unhappiness on the day of the award? "Embattled" attacks paparazzi? I only swear at paparazzi? You haven't seen paparazzi? I don't know what that feels like. But don't swear.
Be sure to make money to make your family live better, give back to them and try not to disappoint your parents. "
6. "I didn't go to college, but I came here to give a speech. But I believe that a skill is more important than education. My father can't be a singer himself, so he wants me to be a singer. My mother wanted me to be admitted to the music department of the university, but I later wrote "Listen to my mother" and she stopped talking. "
7. The first classmate asked: Jay? Does your spine still hurt recently? Jay: "Recently, my spine is OK. What I am most afraid of is singing and dancing during the concert, and the old problems will recur. I've been busy editing movies recently, and I haven't made any records, so I'm fine recently, thank you. "
8. "I didn't go to college? But to give you a speech? Would that be weird? In fact, many of mine are not easy? I've always wanted to climb? I hope to encourage you. It feels normal, just learning some music. "
9. "What fascinates me most about being a director is controlling others so that I can plan well and play chess well. The director should be very careful and serious, which is not easy to do. " ?
10. "For music, I will stick to myself. When I am seventy or eighty years old, I will write about Chinese style. I will stick to my own style and stick to it. "
1 1. "Writing a song is for people who understand it. If you understand it, you will always understand it. "
12. "Everything I used to do was for today's success. As your idol, I won't let you down. "
13. "Inadvertently becoming a role model for young people is actually very tired. So I wrote a song called Superman can't fly. I want to be both a superman and an ordinary person. But I still want to be a superman because I can fly. "
14. "I was born in a single-parent family, so I feel that I can't rebel and I must listen to my mother. I write a lot of songs about my family and hope that more people will pay attention to the children of single-parent families. "
15. "Not many friends, just enough."
16. "If you like an idol, you will observe everything about him.
17. "You don't have to worry that my music time will be squeezed. The concert for you is the best!"
18. "As long as one fan is still listening, I will continue to sing. My time will not pass! "
19. "Find yourself different from others and enlarge it. Only in this way can you be different from others. "
20. "There are many people who sing better than me. There must be Bole in life or I am Bole myself. I am ordinary, but at least I am different from others. You must go ahead and look for opportunities. Opportunities wait for no one. "
2 1. "It is impossible for everyone to like one thing, and it is impossible for everyone to hate one thing.
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