Two little jokes

One day, Turtle Dad, Turtle Mother and Turtle Son’s family decided to go for an outing. They brought a Shandong pancake and two cans of sea chicken

and set off to Yangming The mountain is gone. After ten years of hard work, it’s finally here! They sat on the ground, took off their equipment and prepared to eat. As a result, I discovered that I didn’t bring a can opener!

Turtle son: "...Then I will go back and get it."

Turtle dad: "Good boy! Hurry! Your parents are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together. Go and come back quickly!" "

Turtle son: "You must wait for me to come back! Don't break your promise!"

So Turtle son set out on his way home...

Time flies like an arrow. Shuttle, 20 years have passed in the blink of an eye, but the turtle son has not yet appeared.

Turtle mother: "Honey... do you want to start dinner? I'm so hungry..."

Turtle dad: "No! We promised our son! Well...wait for him Five years later, if he doesn’t come, I’ll leave him alone!”

Five years have passed and there is still no sign of the turtle son. Turtle’s parents don’t care anymore! The two elders decided to start.

Took out the big cake and was about to eat it...

Suddenly, Turtle Son poked his head out from behind the tree...

Turtle Son: "Damn! I knew you would steal it! You lied to me to go back and get the can opener? I waited for twenty-five years and finally got it! I hate it the most!

2 A letter written by Tang Monk to Sun Wukong

Dear Wukong:

I write this letter very slowly because I know you can’t read quickly!

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It rained twice this week, the first time it rained for 4 days and the second time it rained for 3 days!

How are you doing in Huaguoshan? I am spending time in Tianting! It's very bad, because there is no gravity, so stool, urine, tears and nasal mucus cannot fall. Do you think it is bitter?

The beef noodles we have here are delicious. You can come to us another day. Let’s go to the restaurant on West Street to eat hot pot together!

Your sister Guanyin is going to give birth. I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if you will be an uncle or an aunt for the time being!

< p>Have you received the clothes I sent you? I was afraid that they would be too heavy when I went to send them, so I cut off the buttons and put them in the pockets of the clothes!

I’m writing this now. If you have time to come to my place, remember not to drink too much water, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable if you can’t urinate here!

P. I wanted to send you money, but the envelope is already stuck!

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