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What are the origins of jokes and allegorical sayings?
Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)
Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)
Four-beam cotton-talk about (play) not being on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)
The 12356-nothing (4)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )
One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)
Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.
Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)
Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top
Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.
A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )
One-legged pants-one set (skirt)
A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)
Be a widow for life-an old hand (guard).
Who is it? ) fill the hole in the land hall-not good (repairing the temple)
The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)
The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)
Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.
The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.
The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)
Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)
Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.
A jacket two feet wide.
Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg
Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)
Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.
Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)
Drumming in the Valley-Memories (Rings)
Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )
Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)
The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)
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