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Can water bamboo be cut one night in advance?

Zizania latifolia can't be cut one night in advance, it will dry.

Cutting method of Zizania latifolia Bunge:

1. Cut off the bottom of Zizania latifolia Bunge with a knife (just like peeling), because the bottom of Zizania latifolia Bunge is old and tastes bad, and then peel off the green part of Zizania latifolia Bunge.

2. Wash it with water and break the water bamboo in half. You can cut the water bamboo into filaments, blocks or sheets according to your own preferences.

3. If you want to cut it into filaments, cut the water bamboo into segments, then cut it into even pieces, and finally cut it into shreds.

Plant Culture

Li Bai once wrote a poem "Kneel into the carved rice, and the moonlight shines on the plain plate". Guo Moruo explained "kneeling into the carved rice" in this way: the ancients sat on the floor and took the form of kneeling. Sitting on the plate and feet is called' sitting around', which is a foreign sitting method. Since the guests are kneeling, the hostess of the meal also takes the form of' kneeling in' (see Li Bai and Du Fu). Guo's description of "carving Hu fan" as the posture of eating is a joke.