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Drinking at parties and sending funny sentences to friends.

Let's have a drink at the party and send a funny message to the circle of friends (I) 1. How about two people?

2. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

4. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

7. Generally, women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

8. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

9. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

10. You won't get drunk if you drink like this. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

1 1. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

12. When young people leave home, old people will come back. I want to invite this young lady to have a drink with me.

13. In life, drinking is everywhere.

14. All rivers belong to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

15. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

16. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, you can only pay the bill.

17. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

18. Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

19. If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

You didn't know the power of wine until you were drunk, but you didn't know its weight until you fell in love with it.

Party drinking and sending funny sentences to friends circle (Chapter 2) 2 1. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

22. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

23. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

24. deep feelings, a stuffy.

25. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

26. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

27. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

28. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

29. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

30. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

3 1. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

32. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

33. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

34. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

35. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

36. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

37. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

38. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

39. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

40. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

Send funny sentences to the circle of friends when drinking at parties (Article 3) 4 1. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

42. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

43. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

44. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

45. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.

46. All anti-alcoholic factions are tigresses!

47. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

48. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.

49. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

50. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

5 1. Baidi Caiyunli, half a catty and eight spare;

52. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

53. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

54. It's better to doze off than to be drunk.

55. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

56. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

57. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

58. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

59. The commodity economy is in great circulation. Let's have a drink.

60. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did you take care of you when you were drunk?

Sisters drink and make friends, which is humorous.

The sentence "Sisters drinking and making friends" is funny and humorous (Part I) 1. Two cups a day, it will be uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does it count to use tea instead of wine? This is a bitter drink.

3. Can drink 2252, so comrades should be trained!

I will do it first, and you will be free.

5. Feelings are too weak to drink.

6. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

7. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

8. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

9. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

10. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

1 1. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

12. It is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it is just an excuse for me to cry once.

13. Ancient sober people and saints have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

14. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

15. If others don't know, unless you drink.

16. Deep feelings, a stuffy mouth.

17. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

18. No matter how bitter life is, the wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

19. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

20. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

Sisters drinking and making friends are funny and humorous (Chapter 2) 2 1. Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

22. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

23. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

24. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

25. Worry is all in the wine and hidden in the heart.

26. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

27. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

28. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

29. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

30. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

3 1. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

32. Middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol and have no information at all.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.

35. six sixes Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

36. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

37. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

38. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

39. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

40. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

Sisters drinking and making friends are funny and humorous (Chapter 3) 4 1. Don't cry when you blow it, but get drunk when you drink it.

42. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

43. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

44. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

45. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

46. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

47. Market economy competition, have a drink.

48. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

49. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. When talking, walking will slip your legs. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

50. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

5 1. Drink and talk about friendship. This man is a brother.

52. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

53. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

54. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

55. If you drink too little for a long time, it is difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and learn from it later.

56. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

57. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

58. Bold words and spirits are heroic.

59. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

60. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

Humorous sentences of drinking and making friends (57)

Drink and send a humorous sentence to a circle of friends. 1. When a young man leaves home, I will invite a young lady to accompany him.

2. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

3. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

One cup after another, three cups is not much.

You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

6. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and don't drink it.

7. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

8. Come at the call, drink when you come, don't get drunk, don't get confused when you are drunk, don't get confused when you fall down, and can't sleep.

9. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

10. Drunk and awake, different mentality!

1 1. Show your talents in times of crisis, and my sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

12. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

13. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

14. It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.

15. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is fragrant.

16. two cups a day, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't drink it. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

17. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't take responsibility.

18. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

19. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and it is a drunken dream!

Humorous sentences about drinking and making friends. A hundred cups need to be drunk, and a pillow needs to fight for spring.

2 1. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

22. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

23. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

24. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

26. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

27. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

28. Worry is all in the wine and hidden in the heart.

29. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

30. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

3 1. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

32. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

33. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

34. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

35. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

36. It is said that lovers love eight points and get drunk eight points, but who doesn't get sick after drinking?

37. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

38. I have been in a daze for one year and half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

Humorous sentence 3 of drinking and making friends. Only drinks, but leaders don't drink.

40. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

4 1. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

43. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

44. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

45. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

46. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

47. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

48. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

49. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

50. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

5 1. If you are drunk, you won't accept it, just hold the wall.

52. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

53. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

54. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

55. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

56. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

57. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking (I) 1. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

2. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go for half a catty.

3. If you are drunk, don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

4. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. Don't drink, shout when you see rough roads. Who will drink if you don't drink?

Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

7. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. One catty helps the wall, and one catty helps the wall, but I won't go.

8. If you are not drunk like this, who will sleep on the side of the road!

9. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

10. You didn't know the strength of wine until you were drunk, but you didn't know the strength of wine until you fell in love with it.

1 1. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

12. How about two bites?

13. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

14. I'll do it first. Please feel free.

15. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

16. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

17. The style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level.

18. Two cups a day, and if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

19. lead the whole process and lead the future.

20. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking (part 2) 2 1. You can't get it if you don't drink it. It is really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends as soon as you drink.

22. Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count.

23. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

24. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

25. Drink the east wind and be calm.

26. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

27. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

28. Drink if you don't drink.

29. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

30. Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

3 1. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

33. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

34. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?

35. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

36. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

37. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

38. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

40. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking (3) 4 1. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

42. In life, drinking is everywhere.

43. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

44. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

45. No drinking, no future;

46. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

47. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

48. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.

49. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

50. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

5 1. People in Jianghu can't help drinking.

52. An old cellar and a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow wildly, and seven points drunk and go home.

You asked me if I liked drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

54. Men and women have no chance not to drink.

If you can't reach the food, stand up.

56. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

57. I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

58. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

59. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine. If you don't talk much, you will drink more.

60. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.