Three people's sketch lines (about five minutes)

A: You are as thin as a dog. You have suffered a lot, right? Come here and let me see your face.

B: Does it also depend on facial appearance?

A: Our outpatient clinic provides facial services.

B: It’s quite suspenseful.

A: Small eyes, single eyelids, and a golden hooked nose. Why does this mouth look like a belly button? ! Okay, brother, I found that all the shortcomings in people's facial features are all on your face. If you don't want to be mistreated, all the workers in the factory won't agree.

C is here, come in

C (talking while walking): It’s hard to be a human being these days! Why is it so difficult to be an earthling?

A: Why is this guy as fat as a pig here?

A: Come on, let’s do it

C: Doctor! I don’t know, even though I’m so fat, I’m actually being conservative and tortured!

C: Look, this belly was filled with pepper water, and this face was swollen like this after being beaten

B: Brother, who beat you? Follow my boss. Same?

C: Who else could it be? Of course it’s the president of the company “You’re stupid, I’m stupid”

B: Brothers and colleagues! We are one company! Brother!

C: Brother!

Two people hugging each other

A: Stop being so affectionate, people will think you are gay when they see you!

B, C: Who is gay!

A: Well, seeing how pitiful you are, I will give you a couplet. The first couplet is: As long as you live a decent life. The second line is: Even if there is a little green on my head. Side note: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. By the way, I have to ask, what does your boss look like

B, C: Someone from our unit once wrote a couplet to describe his appearance:

B: The first line is: Looking at the back, there are thousands of troops rushing forward

C: The second line is: Turning around fiercely to scare away the princes

A: What is Hengbiao?

B, C: My mother’s teeth!

B: People on earth are said to be fragile, so I just went to work in a daze. Since I joined their company, I wake up earlier than a chicken every day, eat worse than a pig, and work more than a donkey! Don't say anything, brother, it's all tears~

C: You're pretty good! I was scolded and beaten

A: I have to brag a little bit quickly and start cheating money.

C: Huh?

A: It’s nothing, I said it should be scrapped if you keep doing this.

B, C: Doctor...you have to save me!

A: It’s easy to talk about. For your situation, I will provide you with two packages for dealing with the boss: one is the terror package; the other is the peace package. You can choose it~

C: Horror package, too scary. I'm timid, please tell me something peaceful.

A: Peace package, right? This involves an intellectual property issue.

C: Understand...intellectual property rights...do you think this is okay? (Put out 200 yuan)

A: OK! Seeing that you are quite sincere, let me tell you. The peace package in the simplest language is - resign!

C: Resign? This is basically impossible. You don’t understand the specific situation. I still have a salary of 2,000 yuan! I have nothing left, so isn’t that the end?

B: Doctor, I can’t do the peace package either. Give me something scary.

Doctor A made a gesture asking for money

Give B I gave the doctor 50 yuan

A: This is not a rat working as an escort for a cat. If you want the money, you will give up your life! This makes me very difficult.

B: Doctor, I’m in a dilemma too

A: It’s only 50 yuan

B: Isn’t there still some change? Can you please?

A: You think I don’t dare to accept it, right? (Put the change into the mouthband) Let me tell you, this scary meal is dangerous and requires a certain amount of perseverance and courage!

B: We are all like this, so what are we afraid of?

C: Just say it, I will hold on

A: Drink some wine to build up your courage. After drinking, take advantage of the wine and find a corner to hide. He: I don’t believe it if you pick, pinch, twist, bite, punch or kick him, you can’t kill him~

C: Is this going to kill someone?

A: I also know, my main purpose is to scare him, let an old lady put on lipstick - give her some color to see

B: Is that okay?

A: A dog bites the butt ~ for sure

C: This paging... the boss is calling me, I will go and reply to him...

My lunch box mobile phone I'm charging in the dormitory. Lend me your mobile phone.

A: Comrade patient, I charge you a small outpatient fee, but I also have to pay for the mobile phone~Hurry up and make a call! Hey, wait a minute, I’ll tell you a few words!

C: Well, you agreed

Features of the sketch:

1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketches and other artistic works and forms of artistic expression. Sketch belongs to "cultural fast food". It is an exquisite "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.

2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people inspired and learned through laughter.

3. Appreciate both elegance and vulgarity, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketch originate from the grassroots and among ordinary people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various aspects of the world are all objects of sketch description, and they can be artistically sublimated through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.

4. Close to life, novel angles, concise language, and strong appeal are the basic requirements for sketch creation. Only works that are close to life will be popular and accepted by the masses. Originating from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, and typical examples, these are the keys to a successful sketch.

5. Criticize the current ills and contain philosophy. Through superficial phenomena, it satirizes some unreasonable things, reveals a certain philosophy, and is both educational and entertaining. This is both the original intention of the sketch and the further demand of the people for it.