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Wuhan Ya is playing some Wuhan dialect outside.

Wuhan dialect is divided into Hanyang Qingshan dialect, Hankou Qingshan dialect and Wuchang Qingshan dialect. People who live in Wuhan all the year round can perceive these subtle differences:

The most authentic Wuhan dialect is Hankou dialect; The least standard Wuhan dialect is Qingshan dialect; The most "crooked" Wuhan dialect is the Mandarin of Wuhan/Guangzhou Military Region; The most mixed Wuhan dialect is the Wuhan dialect which is similar to Putonghua and used in colleges and universities.

Typical vocabulary examples:

You hacked me: that means you scared me. Here is the second sound of the black reading nucleus. Black is the same as scary. This is one of the most frequently used words in Wuhan today.

Related to this is a two-part allegorical saying: Laozi, the father of Africa; African dad jumps rope-black (scaring him) Lao tze jumps.

Do sth for sb temporarily. From mahjong. Because playing mahjong is also called "repairing the Great Wall", when you are unlucky in playing mahjong, letting others play a few games for you is just like helping others pick up soil. Later, it was extended to the shift change of "taxi" drivers and helping people.

Shrimp pinch: refers to earning some extra money occasionally. Wrong (or poking) is equivalent to "pounding" in Beijing dialect or "speculating" in Guangzhou dialect, such as "poking around".

Feifei: "Fat" means someone who has a few dollars on him. "Roll", more accurately, should be tired, which means accumulation; It means fighting here, fighting as a threat. "Feifei Group" refers to the rogue group collecting and scraping from many rich people at the same time, not many at a time, not many people. But it adds up to a lot. "Fattening" refers to such a process, which is actually a disguised robbery. You got it? I hope you don't get fat.

Nowadays, grinding fat often refers to some unscrupulous teenagers outside robbing primary and secondary school students of money, which is also called money laundering.

Commonly used Wuhan dialects are classified as follows:

First, commonly used address forms

1. Laote

2. The old couple

3. Kidnapper

4. Outside

5. Uncle Brad

6. Old father-in-law

7. Old mother

8.Who (= person, often used with "case". E.g. "Who's that" and "Who's there")

9. numbness

10. Polish

Second, common words in life

1. Quite reliable

2. Eat thick and bloated

3. Stripes

4. Hip = leg. Read hip three times.

Step 5 wake up

6. Thoroughly weigh (= neat and beautiful, read "Weighing" 1 time, read "Thoroughly" 3 times)

7. Hit a red bus (half naked)

8. Picking melons (naked)

9. Striped elevator (broom)

10. Floating (towels, rags, etc. )

1 1. sub (eraser is called "pen sub")

12. Ziziphus jujuba

Third, chat common words

1. Moses (what)

2. no. To be precise, this "risk" should be written as "none")

Step 3 agree

5. Play and pull

Step 6 try to do sth.

7. Wow (meaning the same as above, read "Wow" twice)

8. Yes/No = (① Yes/No; (2) Like/dislike)

9. dizzy

10. Li Dou

Fourth, common words for quarreling.

1. Don't "turn your face" with Lao Tzu. Don't mess with me )

2. I "call" you. (meaning: I want to hit someone, not make a phone call. Ha read 4 tones)

You don't know black, do you? You don't know what I can do, do you? Black reading nucleus 2 sound)

4. What do you want? You want to fight? )

Step 5 be stupid

6. Bad temper (Wuhan people are afraid that they are not sincere, but they are swearing anyway)

7.spy

I know a lot in my heart. Calculate "thin". It is usually used (1) to know that the time is Jie Jun; (2) Inverted with Laozi ...)

9. Bend the pipe

10. What's wrong with it? What do you want to do)

1 1. Not innocent (unclear or unclear)

12. Wrapped in = engaged in or complicated meaning, such as "wrapped in innocence" and "this topic is full of people")

13. Lasha

14. Knock to death (= (Cantonese) loser)

15. Curled up

16. Miss God

17. Mingbi/Blind Money

18.Flip (= unconvinced, read 1).

19.Dro (= Proud, read "De" three times)

20. I had a bad fall

2 1. lost its foundation

22. Chew/chew/chew

23. it's quite difficult to deal with

24. Shabaz

People in Wuhan are all living Lei Feng.

Lao Zhang is driving in Wuhan-shooting birds!

The driver shook his head-flash bird!

Thanks to a Wuhan girl, I sent five needles of ruthenium to Keke Hospital-good bird!

Lao Zhang threw him two live cigarettes, but he didn't want the bird brand. He said-we are all from Wuhan, Li Le, and we all like musicians very much. We are happy to take in the kind people in Li Le, but we are still happy to shoot birds. We are all from Wuhan, and we are very insensitive to music. We all eat Regan Noodles too early and only smoke Yellow Crane Tower!

Kidnapper, give me a light ~ ~!

Highlights of Wuhan dialect

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vocabulary

Your home: a title of mutual respect.

What is this? What is this?

How: how?

Fire: Good luck.

Kidnapped: broken.

Evil: breaking the rules.

Poke: Play tricks

lay bare the truth

Lose the foundation: shame, now ugly.

Bitch: refers to fools and fools.

Foreign travel: amateurs

Hu Kuan: Nonsense.

See stump: unexpected, not ideal.

Noisy: artificial, joking.

Prince Zha: conspiring to calculate people

Build a mound or plug a mound: bribe

Set up an account: say hello in advance and attack and defend the alliance.

Deadpan: capable, resourceful and scheming.

Dad: Grandpa, old man.

Queen: Auntie.

Dizziness: Slow movement.

Evil dryness: fierce appearance

Rudy: I'm happy when things are satisfactory.

Make a fool of yourself.

Round: considerate and flexible.

Ningxin: Beautiful and tidy.

Collapse: dirty and unsanitary.

Down the river: emptying the toilet

Crossing the foot: things are hopeless and people are dead.

Death: People are dead.

Let go after hitting: tell jokes and play tricks on people.

Trick: playing tricks on people

There was an accident.

Pressure point: leave room.

Put things in your pocket.

Drink: eat.

use

Monopterus albus: flexible.

Slip: Be agile and work fast.

Dido: wordy

Entanglement: entanglement

Fishbone: Embarrassed and hesitant.

Knock on the wooden bell: knock on the wall

Cold mother-in-law: a person who is afraid of cold

Thief: clever and cunning