The ultimate joke in class.

The ultimate family. . But it's not a cold joke, it's a funny line. It's so funny, it kills you. .

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Evil laugh (short for Evil Grin)

Scar: Hey (at close range), do you know who I am?

Summer: It's too close for me to recognize.

(sound effect) (uh-oh)

Scar: (step back) Do you know?

Summer: Hmm ... I don't know.

Scar: Do you want to know?

Summer: No.

Scar: (others laugh) I don't want to be fine. I'll give you a chance. If you guess right, you'll let people go. If you guess wrong, you'll fart (laugh wildly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~). Okay, I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with the mark on my face. This is a very vicious name. Look at my face carefully and don't think too much.

Summer: fork boss

Scar: A fork. . All right. My name is Jason Scar (comparing his signature "Scar" action while talking). Ha, ha, ha. Are you scared?

Summer: a little (sound effect)

Scar: There is one. . . . Little friend, do you have 700 yuan on you, huh?

Summer: 700. .

Scar: Answer me quickly. Do you have 700 yuan?

Summer: No.

Scar: No? It doesn't feel like it ~

Summer: No.

Scar: No, no. Why are you so nervous? Let's leave now.

Summer: I don't have 700, but I have 1000.

Scar: (looking back) You have 1000. Why didn't you say so earlier?

Summer: You only asked me if I had 700.

Scar: You ... OK, take out 1000, and I'll give you 300.

Summer: I didn't bring it.

Scar: (turns the camera) You didn't bring it. Why do you say that?

Summer: Because I don't want to lie.

Scar: (sad to my brother) He said he didn't want to lie (facing summer). What should we do now?

Summer: Do you really need 700?

Scar: Nonsense, but you didn't.

Summer: If you want, I'll go back and get it for you.

Scar: Come on, go and never come back.

Summer: Don't underestimate me, but I keep my word.

Scar: Although not many people keep their word these days. . You go ahead, I believe you,

Summer: OK, wait for me.

Scar: Remember, go back quickly.

Summer: There may be no way. My family lives a little far away.

Scar: How long will that take?

Summer: It takes about two hours to go back and forth.

Scar: Too long. Go back by car.

Summer: I have no money with me.

Scar: Yes, anyway, give me 1000 in the future, and I'll give you 300. I'll give you a ride first, and you pay the fare. Remember, give me 1000 yuan when you come back, as long as 500 yuan. Then you need to give me 200 yuan. Remember, it will always be *** 1200 yuan.

Summer: Oh

Ska Kakaya: Big Brother ... I'm a little embarrassed to say that we're here to blackmail others. Can we give him 500 yuan?

Scar: I have confidence in human nature.