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The doctor said to the patient, "the most important thing is that you eat more fruits, especially the peel, which is rich in vitamins." Oh, what's your favorite fruit? "

The patient said with a bitter face, "Coconut."

The students are going to have an exam. A classmate goes to the teacher's office. The teacher asked him: Who invented the electric light?

He replied: Edison

Who invented radium?

He replied: Madame Curie.

Who discovered gravity?

He replied: Newton.

The classmate told another person the answer after the exam. . .

As a result, when that classmate went to the exam-

The teacher asked him: Who is your father? & Who is your mother? & What's your name?

That classmate replied: Edison, Madame Curie, Newton #. . . . . . . . o(╯□╰)o

I fell in love with her at first sight after entering the door. I asked her, do you like it here?

She kept shaking her head. I resolutely stepped forward and held her in my arms. I walked straight to the door. "Do you regret coming with me?" She was silent. I think she is too depressed to express herself. It hurts even more when I think about it.

But just as I was approaching the door, the security guard slapped me on the ground and said, "Put down the fan!