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The patient said with a bitter face, "Coconut."
The students are going to have an exam. A classmate goes to the teacher's office. The teacher asked him: Who invented the electric light?
He replied: Edison
Who invented radium?
He replied: Madame Curie.
Who discovered gravity?
He replied: Newton.
The classmate told another person the answer after the exam. . .
As a result, when that classmate went to the exam-
The teacher asked him: Who is your father? & Who is your mother? & What's your name?
That classmate replied: Edison, Madame Curie, Newton #. . . . . . . . o(╯□╰)o
I fell in love with her at first sight after entering the door. I asked her, do you like it here?
She kept shaking her head. I resolutely stepped forward and held her in my arms. I walked straight to the door. "Do you regret coming with me?" She was silent. I think she is too depressed to express herself. It hurts even more when I think about it.
But just as I was approaching the door, the security guard slapped me on the ground and said, "Put down the fan!
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