Some of the latest and most nonsense brain teasers or riddles?

The mute is riding on Daniel. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass?

Answer: Because Daniel is human.

Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why?

Answer: Foreigners don't understand English.

What is the best way not to get carsick?

Answer: Walk.

Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible?

Answer: I played house games.

Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why?

Answer: Because Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty.

"Innate" is the constitution inherited by parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"?

Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.

What don't people like to eat?

Answer: of course, it is a loss.

Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter?

Answer: Because you walk too slowly.

Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower?

Answer: A flower with butterflies dancing on it is a flower.

Which organ do thieves fear most?

A: Public security organs.

What is the prisoner's favorite way to die?

Answer: die of old age

Eight birds were standing in the tree, and one was shot dead. How many birds are left?

Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor. Why does he never take the elevator?

Answer: Because he lives on the first floor.

What animal did you hit and shed your own blood?

Answer: mosquitoes

What can be added or subtracted?

Answer: age

Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time?

Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.

What kind of mountains and seas can be moved?

Answer: A sea of people.

What books do normal people not read?

Answer: blind books

What has no tongue in its mouth?

Answer: teapot mouth

What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others?

Answer: Xin Langguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.

A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

A: Because he is not in the car.

There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Who landed first?

Answer: iron ball

The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened?

Answer: physical education class.

Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?

Answer: The car is a taxi.

Who is busy working all day?

Answer: a ballet dancer.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?

Answer: Count from one to two.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

Answer: Take the other foot.

Who keeps eating, but never gets enough?

Answer: air.

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes?

Answer: handstand

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