Ask for a few humorous jokes (preferably longer, but not too long. ) thank you!

1 Both of them fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

Call for help, of course!

One day, Xiaoming, who went to kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises in the east and falls in the west?" "Well, is it the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a moment and said, "Santa Claus grandson?" "Wrong, five words! Just those five words! " Dad thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. At this moment, Xiao Ming said, "Idiot, is it the sun!" " "

3. Super composition of fifth-grade girls in primary school. Title-Xiaomei, a girl in the class, wrote in Thirty Years Later: "Today's weather is good. I take my children to Da 'an Forest Park to play. We drive the Rolls Royce my husband bought me, with a big diamond ring on our fingers and a gold chain around our necks, which he just gave me last month. I took my lovely children for a walk in the park, and people everywhere envied me. Suddenly, a smelly, muddy and homeless old lady rushed out of the road. I looked at it carefully ... oh, my god! She turned out to be my fifth-grade Chinese teacher! "

One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her mistress. The hostess asked Zorro, "What should I do when my husband comes back?" Zorro said, "It's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. " The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back. Zorro said: I see. After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. It's late, but soon. Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door. I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."