Who is a miracle on earth?

1, brush plum blossom

Brush Li, surnamed Li, is a painter. Because of his good craftsmanship, people nicknamed him "Brush Li". When he brushes his teeth, he always wears black. After finishing his work, he never had a white spot on his body. He also made a rule for himself that as long as there are white spots on his body, white brushes don't cost money.

Once, I took my apprentice Cao out to work and came to a family named Li. When I finished brushing, my apprentice Cao saw a white spot the size of a soybean on my pants.

I thought I was definitely not busy this time, but it turned out to be a pit. From then on, I fell in love with Master.

2. Clay figurine Zhang

The clay figurine is famous, and there are two places that Xianfeng often went to. One is the theater Grand View Building in the northeast corner of the city, and the other is the restaurant Tianqing Pavilion in Beiguan. Sitting there, you have to meet all kinds of people and pinch all kinds of people.

Go to the Daguanlou stands to see all kinds of roles, and go to Tianqing Pavilion to see all kinds of roles in the world. I once met deep-pocketed salt merchant Hai Zhangwu in Tianqingge. Hai Zhangwu joked about the clay figurine Zhang, saying that he was pinching the clay figurine in the pants stall.

Clay figurine Zhang didn't strike back. His left hand reached under the table, dug out a piece of mud from the sole and rubbed it quickly. Then his hand stopped. It turned out that Zhang Wu's head was pinched and thrown on the table.

The next day, several grocery stalls in Appraisal Street outside the North Gate were all clay sculptures of Hai Zhangwu, and there was a white note next to them-selling Hai Zhangwu cheaply. Hai Zhangwu had to spend a lot of money to buy all the molds and clay figurines to quell the joke.

3. Su Qi is quick

Su Jinsan, whose real name is Su Jinsan, is a doctor. In the early years of the Republic of China, he set up training in Xiaobailou, set up a bonesetting ring, and Tianjin Wei hung the top card. Even foreigners who raced horses and broke their arms and legs came to beg him.

Su Qiqi has a rule: whoever comes to see a doctor, no matter how rich or poor, must put seven taels of silver on the counter before he is willing to see a doctor, otherwise he will never pay attention. That's how Su Qikuai got his nickname.

In sharp contrast with him, Dr. Hua, a dentist, was indifferent to Zhang Si, a tricycle driver who broke his arm. Because the driver couldn't come up with seven pieces, Dr. Hua bypassed the back door and quietly gave Zhang Si seven pieces of silver.

Zhang Si's arm was pinched several times and then connected. Dr. Su gave the medicine, and then returned seven dollars to Dr. Hua, telling him that it was not that his heart was bad, but that the rules could not be changed.

4. Ginger soup

Nicknamed "Blue Eyes", he works in Yu Chenggong Antique Store in Guodian Street, which enables him to look at paintings and be good at identifying fake paintings. The nickname "blue eyes" comes from his short-sighted glasses. Thick lenses, You Lan. The key is that "he looks at the fake painting, his eyes are dull, and he really draws a blue light."

Blue Eye identified a painting named "Spring Color Map of Dadizi Lake" as an original and bought it for eighteen taels of gold. Just as he was having a good time, there was a rumor that the painting was a fake, and a man named Cui in Shenzhen Street had a real one at home.

Master Dong, the successful boss, was also afraid. Blue Eye was invited to visit Cui's home. Blue Eye went to Cui's home and found that he was wrong this time. He discussed with Boss Dong and bought the original Cui for 720 gold. When I got home, I found that the original was true and the one I just bought was fake. From then on, he got a serious illness, and he lay down and never got up again.

5. He Daotai

Nicknamed "dead bird", he has two abilities, serving the boss and serving the bird. Serving the boss is to kiss up and get angry; Serve birds because he knows birds like the back of his hand. Played with his little fat hands, and his hair was bright and lively.

But He Daotai ended up on a myna. This myna was given to him by Mr. Lin. It is extremely difficult to tame, but it is very imitative. It can remember all kinds of words that people usually say casually, such as "My wife itches" that He Daotai told her.

He Daotai was very proud of the bird, and one day he invited an adult Yulu to his home. When myna heard the word "Yulu", her voice was loud and bright. She called that bastard! "

At this point, it has caused trouble to He Daotai. When He Daotai went to grab its cage, it flew out and landed on the tree, learning to scold He Daotai:' Dead bird, dead bird. "From then on, He Daotai got the nickname.