The best humorous joke.

The origin of the bear's name

Bear family conditions are particularly good, super rich, and they go to the North Pole in summer, so they are called polar bears. Traveling to Malaysia is called Malay Bear. The sun on the beach is poisonous and turns into a brown bear. I lived in Africa for three years and turned myself into a black bear. Follow the wind and get an English name teddy bear. The dog marries it and gives birth to a bear, the cat marries it and the offspring is a panda. In the end, I spent all my money and became an unlucky bear.

A tiger unfamiliar with the story

The tiger held the tortoise down and said, sample! I didn't know you were wearing a vest? Seeing the turtle the next day, the tiger smiled: hey hey! How's it going? Did I break your shell?

Let me watch it for a while.

I went to my girlfriend's house yesterday. Sit in the living room and chat with her. Her parents avoided it. When I kissed her, her 5-year-old sister watched by the door. I said, Little sister, I'll give it to you when you go to bed 10 yuan. ? My little sister left without saying anything. After a while, my little sister ran over and said, I have 10 yuan, let me have a look. ?

You are a good man.

When I just graduated, a girl at school asked me to go to the city where she worked and opened a room for me. She sent me fruit for a while, snacks for a while, and then lay in bed watching TV for a long time? Then he left and said I was a good man. Now that her children are born, did I miss something?

This is my stupid mouth.

Today, I had dinner with my female colleague, served a plate of fried fungus and gave her a pair of chopsticks. Originally, I wanted to say that girls eating fungus is good for their health, but as a result, a vicious remark came. Sister, is it good for girls to eat this dish for fungus? Good for fungi? Shit, she gets it. Like, what should I do?

What does it feel like to be romantic?

One day my boyfriend asked his girlfriend:? What does it feel like to be romantic? The girlfriend replied:? The romance I want is simple? The two of us went to rob and escaped with the money after the robbery. You are unfortunately arrested, and you would rather die than confess to jail? Makes me feel sad? Spend the rest of your life like a water boyfriend:?

Smells like your sister's cigarette.

Today, my friend drove me home. After getting on the bus, I habitually lit a cigarette. My friend pinched my cigarette and said, Don't smoke in the car, it will smell like smoke. ? I slapped it down, and the battery car smelled like your sister's smoke!

IQ deficiency

I just went downstairs to have a snack and put a loud and smelly fart in the elevator. To hide my embarrassment, I glared at the man next to me. I kept staring at him, and the guy finally got impatient and said, what the fuck is B? There are only two of us here.

I want some home-cooked dishes.

Two flies went to have a light meal. The little fly said, I want to have a light meal. ? So the service fly took out a stool. Then, Dafei said, I want to order home-cooked food. ? As a result, the service fly took out a long and long stool.

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