Funny conversations between boyfriend and girlfriend

Funny dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend

Girlfriend: Husband, I washed twenty-three socks this afternoon and I am exhausted. Boyfriend: Why is there an odd number? ! Is there only one pair of socks left? Girlfriend: No, there are three pairs of socks and only one is left.

Girlfriend: Husband, do you think I look good in this dress? Boyfriend: Well, it looks good. Buy it! Girlfriend: But I think the price is a bit expensive, forget it. (Back home) Girlfriend: Husband, the more I think about it, the more I feel that the dress just now suits me very well, and the price is not too expensive. Let’s buy it back now!

Girlfriend: So do you love me or not? Boyfriend: Sometimes I love you and sometimes you don’t. Girlfriend: When will you fall in love? Boyfriend: You wash and cook for me, fuck me, and sleep with me. . . . . . Girlfriend: When do you stop falling in love? Boyfriend: When you nag, when you compare me with other men, you. . . . . .

Boyfriend: Hi! Wife, you are so beautiful! ! ? Girlfriend: Are you talking drunkenly? ? Boyfriend: I didn’t drink. ? Girlfriend: Then you are telling a lie!

Girlfriend: Girl, come over and have fun with me. Boyfriend: Are you itchy again? Girlfriend: Hey, you’re pretty cool. I just like a girl like you, who looks like a man! Boyfriend: .....

Girlfriend: You snore endlessly when you are sleeping. It's really annoying! Boyfriend: Why are you so unreasonable? You nag endlessly when you are not sleeping. What did I say to you? !