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Picasso explored tirelessly and fearlessly in his long life, so some people called him the avant-garde of art, and the bitterness of being "avant-garde" was Picasso's deepest experience. He once said, "Avantgarde is attacked from behind."

Much more than a frontal blow. "

However, many people have never had the heart to understand his bitterness. Once, a group of young artists who worship new tricks went to ask Gaby.

Ask him if he should draw people's feet into circles or squares according to cubist principles. Picasso replied in an authoritative tone:

"Nature has no feet!"

"excellent strategist"

There is also a joke about Picasso's three-dimensional painting. That was 19 17. Stravinsky visited Rome and Nablus.

Yes On this trip, he met Picasso, a great Spanish painter. Once talking, the two quickly became close friends. Breaking up

Picasso specially painted a portrait of Stravinsky as a souvenir.

However, when Stravinsky returned to Switzerland, the customs officers found this one in the suitcase when they checked the luggage, which made him feel very strange.

Strange documents.

"What is this painting?" The customs officers took out the "documents" and stared at Stravinsky with vigilant eyes.

"Picasso gave me a portrait." Stravinsky answered very calmly and proudly.

"Impossible. This is a plan. "

"That's right! This is the plan of my face. "

However, no matter how Stravinsky explained and explained it, the responsible customs confiscated the painting and decided that it was

Camouflage plan for strategic fortifications. When the story reached Picasso's ears, Picasso smiled and said, "In this way, Picasso is not only a bad portrait painter, but also an excellent strategist."