Quietly gaining weight and stunning everyone's humorous copy collection (60 sentences)

Am I the only one gaining weight quietly? Once upon a time, the numbers on weighing scale seemed to be playing hide-and-seek with me, soaring all the way but silently. Well, it's time for some humorous self-teasing, and announce my road to "gaining weight" with these copies that quietly surprise everyone!

Quietly gain weight and surprise everyone! Weigher, you are the best liar I have ever seen!

The flesh crept up quietly, winding like a vine. It was comfortable to hold warmly, but its figure was a bit unbearable.

What used to be an S-curve has now become a circle O. Is this the legendary "pearl is round and jade is moist"?

Weighing scale, let's talk about life! Why are your numbers always so unstable?

Quietly gaining weight is like an invisible marathon. The destination is unknown, but the meat is "accumulating" bit by bit.

The recent weight gain is gratifying. Can I apply for "weight allowance" from the state?

Who would have thought that what used to be a bird's stomach has now evolved into a bottomless pit, and a feast is a kind of enjoyment.

Quietly gaining weight, just like a silent revolution, flesh and blood quietly occupied every inch of the body.

Time is a butcher's knife, and the knife cuts me, leaving not scars, but fat.

I'm not fat, I'm just "skinny", and I feel more secure with sensuality.

Once slim is a thing of the past, now plump is the true self, weighing scale, so just accept your fate!

Meat grows quietly, life is full of surprises, fat but not greasy, round and pleasant, and I love this life of getting fat quietly.

Losing weight is a war without smoke. I lost, I won, but life is more interesting.

Getting fat quietly is like a silent protest against the rules in life. Only good food can be worthy of it.

Quietly gaining weight is like a silent transformation, from slim to plump, from green to mature, and I accept this kind of quietly gaining weight.

I have gained weight quietly, but my heart is still young. Although there is a lot of meat, the dream remains undiminished.

Quietly gaining weight makes life more interesting, and makes me laugh at myself and be free and easy outside the daily necessities and vinegar tea.

Quietly gaining weight, just like an altar of old wine, the aroma is overflowing. I hope that time will pass slowly and let me enjoy the joy of gaining weight quietly.