Kneeling for the tortoise joke.

1 The tortoise's ass puzzle: regulation;

2. The answer to the tortoise's handstand: There are rules on it;

3. Turtle somersault mystery: one rule after another;

4. chinemys reevesii has a little turtle on his back: there are new rules on it!

5. Three turtles, the one in the middle suddenly urinated. Answer: Alas, the central regulations have changed again!

6. The tortoise built a house and climbed in to solve the problem: cover in the middle; 7. The tortoise climbed out, demolished the house and built another one. The answer is: the new cover is covered in the middle; 8. The tortoise climbed out to tear down the house and build it, and climbed in. The answer: Giant can build it!

Three Turtles

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Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the door of the coffee shop when it began to rain.

So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

the smallest turtle said, "if you don't drink my coffee, I will go."

"We won't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, chinemys reevesii said to the tortoise, "Well, I guess he won't come back. We can drink his coffee."

just then, a voice came from outside the door, "if you drink, I won't go."

Responder: Butterfly Who Can't Wake Up-Senior Magician Level 6 7-4 11:28

One day, three turtles, Father, Mother and Son, decided to go for an outing. I took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken to Yangmingshan.

after ten years of hard work, it's finally here. Sit on the floor, unload your equipment and get ready to eat.

damn it! ! No can opener!

turtle dad said, "turtle son ... go back and get it! "

mother turtle said," good son ... hurry! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together .. Go and come back quickly. "

Turtle son said," Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! "

turtle son set foot on his way home ...

time flies, 2 years have passed, and turtle son hasn't appeared yet ...

turtle mother can't stand it: "wife ... do you want to have dinner first?" I'm so hungry that I say ... "

turtle's father says," No ... is commitment a joke? Promise your son ... wait for him for another five years, or leave him alone! "

turtle dad said that it's been five years ... and there's no sign of turtle son.

Forget it! ! The parents decided to start! Take out the pie, feeling deeply

turtle dad said, "wife ... you eat first!" "

mother turtle said, "son .. I'm sorry! Mom is really hungry! "

take a big bite, and the pie will be hurt! It's too late to say it ...

turtle son jumped out from behind the tree and said, "I knew you would steal food!" ! Trick me into getting the can opener? I've been waiting for twenty-five years, and I finally got it! ! I hate it when people lie to me! "