Classic funny curse sentences

1. A scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots and brings shame to our descendants.

2. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

3. You look really postmodern.

4. As a typical failure, you are really too successful.

5. If I want to have a child, I must ask you to teach him, and also teach him history. One look at your face, and I will remember all the five thousand years of China.

6. You bitch likes to take advantage so much. If you had taken advantage of others, you would have been a fucking paraplegic!

7. You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and very courageous!

8. It’s so thrilling... so creative.

9. You, the hippopotamus crushed by Noah’s Ark, are the new volcano’s caldera.

10. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home.

11. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

12. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

13. What is more troublesome than meeting one shrew is... meeting two shrews at the same time.

14. You are so naturally inspiring!

15. You have to be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills are fake, otherwise you wouldn’t have grown so big.

16. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

17. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

18. You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your original intention.

19. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

20. The person riding the white horse may not be the prince, he may be Tang Monk. The one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

21. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.

22. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

23. Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you.

24. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

25. Your appearance is very refreshing.

26. I have never done anything good in my life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough!

27. The century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.

28. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

29. Who said you are not sick? Ask your mother to come see me!

30. You have a pair of eyes that look down upon others. It is said that dog eyes look down upon others.

31. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

32. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

33. If you pretend to be cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

34. The saliva you spit out is more deadly than sars.

35. If you want to die, someone will only advise you not to leave the body behind to avoid polluting the environment.

36. You like to nudge people with your belly, which proves that you are very smart.

37. Your size slows down the Internet speed, and your size consumes too much memory!

38. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

39. Smiled and said: "Bajie, Master calls you."

40. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak human language.

41. If a tree has no bark, it will surely die. If a man has no shame, he will be invincible.

42. You, a kindergarten-level high school student, have a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.

43. The teacher asked us not to litter, otherwise I would have thrown you away.

44. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

45. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

46. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

47. Your appearance has exceeded human imagination...

48. Did your mother throw away the placenta and raise it when she gave birth to you?

49. You look like the scene of a car accident.

50. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from, right?

51. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.

52. The festival is coming soon, so I give you a pair of couplets: First couplet: The tree doesn’t need bark, it will definitely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, and they are invincible in the world.

53. Angry youth and patriotism are only one step away, not even one step away from SB.

54. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you, and even grenades will explode when they see you.

55. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.

56. It’s not your fault that you are ugly, but it is your fault that you look scary!

57. It looks very sci-fi and very abstract!

58. You are a cute, charming, hard-working, little white new hybrid fish who is always serving the people.

59. If you know you are ugly and still dare to go out for a walk, if you are not embarrassed, your parents will be embarrassed for you. If your parents are not embarrassed, I will be embarrassed for your parents.

60. No artificial intelligence can match a natural fool like you.

61. If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself!

62. You are the abandoned baby of Mount Everest and the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

63. You need to reinvent the wheel.

64. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

65. The world is as big as the one you lack.

66. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

67. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

68. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down.

69. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

70. When the mice see you, they will run away with tears in their eyes!

71. You are the descendant of an African and a black pig, a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang.

72. You look so creative and live so courageously!

73. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

74. The left cheek deserves a slap and the right cheek deserves a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.

75. Animals become human when they wear these clothes. As soon as you put them on, you will immediately become an animal.

76. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

77. You look like most people’s first-generation ID cards.

78. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

79. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

80. You have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up. Grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you.

81. I always liked her broad-mindedness in the past, but in fact it was nothing more than an airport!