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Jia Bing's essay "Debt Collection" and Jia Bing's essay "Debt Collection"
Jia Bing: Close the door. Are these people downstairs scolding me?
Xie Lujing: Ah.
Jia: It scared me to death. I thought I was being scolded. Who are they?
X: This is a small package for our project contractor. I asked you for money.
Jia: Bring me the knife.
X: Be brave, boss.
Jia: It's around the neck.
X: Boss, you have gone too far.
Jia: Put it around my neck.
X: I can't guess you.
Jia: It's no use pushing me with a knife. I didn't give that much money to the living brothers downstairs, or I would have killed them. Is there anyone else?
X: It's all gone.
Jia: Deal. How did this get back to the door?
X: Who is it?
Yu Qinnan, Sun Xinbo.
X: Boss, it is our own employees who ask you for money this time.
Jia: Let them in.
X: Are you going to give it?
Jia: No?
X: Why not let them in?
Jia: You have to make people give up.
What is the music with a particularly strong sense of drum rhythm in Jia Bing's team sketches? 10 points the legendary swordsman in the third season, September 25th, the flattering sad music should be: War and Beauty Aria by Li Junyun.
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