Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Please ask Zhao Benshan to play a funny sketch script (which must be complete), with at least 4 people, and it must be funny.
Please ask Zhao Benshan to play a funny sketch script (which must be complete), with at least 4 people, and it must be funny.
Zhao Benshan: Well, on your terms, black is not a problem, nor is small. This means that there is no problem, so I can solve it with him.
Sun Lirong: What about you, big brother?
Zhao Benshan: OK, I'll wash some fruit for you. You go to the back room for a while. She will be back soon. Go to the back room.
Zhao Haiyan: Song, Song, you piece of shit. You are at home, so you must back down. Let's go.
Song Xiaobao: Haiyan, you said my heart was pounding, but my throat was narrow and thick.
Zhao Haiyan: If it is over, what are you afraid of? Just go on a blind date, and that woman won't eat you!
Song Xiaobao: I'm not afraid of my wife. I'm afraid of your cousin.
Zhao Haiyan: Why are you afraid of him?
Song Xiaobao: Does he still live in the back room?
Zhao Haiyan: Yes.
Song Xiaobao: Hey, Haiyan, can you find a way to get rid of him? Can I talk to my wife's singles?
Zhao Haiyan: Would you stop worrying so much? Your cousins are very nice. They all put in a good word for you.
Song Xiaobao: Cancer, is that right?
Zhao Haiyan: Stop inking and come in. I'm back!
Zhao Benshan: Oh, here we are! Who is this?
Song Xiaobao: Me!
Zhao Benshan: Huh?
Zhao Haiyan: It's Song.
Zhao Benshan: Why do you wear glasses? Are your eyes broken?
Song Xiaobao: No, Haiyan told me. Wearing glasses doesn't look like a diploma.
Zhao Benshan: Hehe, what's the temperature? Imai, you don't have lenses here!
Song Xiaobao: See how you always expose me!
Zhao Benshan: I'm telling you, this woman is nice. Stop pretending. This is an opportunity that should be seized.
Zhao Haiyan: Coming?
Zhao Haiyan: How was the chat?
Zhao Benshan: I laid it.
Zhao Haiyan: Inside, Li Rong!
Ah, Yan, you are back. What are you hiding for? Who is this?
Song Xiaobao: Hello, let me introduce myself. Me, Haiyan and I are partners, dancing yangko together. Haiyan, why do you think I've missed something recently? I can't sleep in the middle of the night. I've been reading. I have been fascinated by those three countries recently. You said that the Tang Priest in it made me angry, so I wouldn't let the Monkey King beat that white. If you want me to say that Bajie is the rarest among them, you have to say. . .
Zhao Benshan: Come on, come on, what are you reading here? It's a mess! Reading picture books?
Zhao Haiyan: Too much reading!
Song Xiaobao: No, it's annoying.
Zhao Benshan: Tell you what, can you talk to her?
Zhao Haiyan: Li Rong, what's in the room? You are talking in this room. You go to the back room (tell Zhao Benshan)!
Sun Lirong: Yan, let's talk face to face.
Zhao Haiyan: No, you two talk first. I'll talk to him first. Go ahead.
Zhao Benshan: I like it. I haven't been in this house for a year!
Song Xiaobao: What's your name?
Sun Lirong: You call me Li Rong!
Song Xiaobao: Rong Er! I am you, jing elder brother!
Zhao Benshan: Why did you change your surname?
Song Xiaobao: You AE! Ha ha ha ha ha (laughs). .
Sun Lirong: You are so funny, hehehe. .
Song Xiaobao: Just kidding, just kidding. Come on, let me have a closer look. Oh, big brother!
Zhao Benshan: Huh?
Song Xiaobao: Have you noticed?
Zhao Benshan: What are you doing with flowers? What's the matter?
Song Xiaobao: Have you noticed? Look at her. This is a blessing. Look at her. Oh, heaven is complete, and the place is Fiona Fang, with fine eyes and blasted eyes.
Sun Lirong: It's windy these two days, and nothing has been blown.
Song Xiaobao: You don't have to wipe it. You look so forgetful. How old is your dad?
Zhao Benshan: Why did you die for so many years? What is this?
Song Xiaobao: Cousin, I said forget, forget my husband, hehehehehe. .
Zhao Benshan: Forgot?
Sun Lirong: That's interesting. All right, old man, it's been years.
Song Xiaobao: That old man in Wang Fu looks like a dead man. I have to read his palm.
Sun Lirong: Haiyan, look at you. Just introduce the object to a fortune teller.
Zhao Haiyan: Gee, sister, you have poor understanding. He is not a fortune teller. Well, he knows a lot, is knowledgeable and reads accurately. Look at it.
Song Xiaobao: There will be good and bad.
Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, look at it.
Zhao Benshan: Yes,
Song Xiaobao: This is your love line. Prove that your old man is in his mid-thirties and has no land. When he is 467, you will be 467 this year.
Sun Lirong: Forty-six.
Song Xiaobao: Don't make noise! Ha ha ha ha. . Our life, especially! Look at you. You are the fate of water, I am the fate of wood, and I am the fate of the bottom of the ship. I'm not afraid of your blisters, but not too big. Don't push me into the inner room. The eldest brother in the inner room is the fire of life. Don't burn me. You said you were laughing, but you weren't. Ha ha ha (laughs). . . .
Zhao Benshan: Ha ha ha ha. . . . This is a flower. This is a flower for you. Take them with you. Didn't you believe in constellations last year? How can this be a life?
Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, that was last year. Last year I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements (háng).
Sun Lirong: That's the five elements.
Song Xiaobao: Say it and listen to you. Jin Mu has a 60-year cycle of fire, water and soil. Jin Kemu, Muke soil, Tuke water, and water can kill fire.
Zhao Benshan: You hit me.
Song Xiaobao: Eight blind people, we are not a couple. How can we stop you? What is your life like?
Zhao Benshan: I am a bad karma.
Sun Lirong: You see, you were born for me, but you gave birth to me.
Zhao Benshan: God, who do I have to have?
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