Cantonese jokes don't get extra points for original jokes that can be easily found online.

1. Asen is a narrow boy. His parents taught him to be polite when speaking to people. If the guest's surname is Zhang (Zhang), you should ask him if he is a "bow-long Zhang" or a "morning stamp". Sam, remember to talk. One day, a guest called his parents, and he asked, "What's your name?" The guest praised him for being so good, and then he was surnamed Li. Sen Zi asked the guest, "Does Li Ding, the bow leader, tie Li Zao?" Personal Hakka: "How dare you (Li)?"

2. I saw that my female colleagues were so interested in studying in kindergarten that I went to ask her, "What's your mommy's name?" He said, "My last name is Bai, my first name is Xue, and I'm Heng Zuo Bai Xue." I asked again, "What's your father's name again?" A little girl answered me loudly: "He is called a husband."

3. Liu Ye baa baa is from Shenzhen, the mainland. One day, I took a bus to Guangzhou, and I sat low and separated from the fence. ? The gentleman greeted him loudly in the vernacular: "Good morning!" Liu Ye also replied in Cantonese: "Morning!" ? ? A gentleman asked him in vernacular Chinese: "Have you had enough food?" Liu Ye replied: "Food." Liu Ye has learned a few words of Cantonese. Surprised? ? If a gentleman asks again, he doesn't know what to answer, so he's right? ? A gentleman said, "Good morning!" See you? ? The gentleman's face was red and he looked at himself and made a noise. Liu Ye immediately took a rest with his eyes closed. How resistant is it? ? A man patted Liu Ye on the head and asked him in Mandarin, "What does' Zao-Zao' mean?" Liu Ye couldn't help laughing, but his heart ached. It turned out that all of them only knew little ...