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The Buddha told Ananda that it was all because of different intentions in previous lives, such as:

1. I endured humiliation in my last life, but I look good in this life.

2. losing your temper in your last life is ugly in this life.

3. Greedy and stingy in last life, poor in this life.

4. Three treasures in the previous life, and prominent officials in this life.

5. Pride is to despise people in previous lives and to be humble in this life.

6. I was respectful to others in my last life, and I was above others in my life.

7. previous lives despised Buddhism, and this life is short.

8. This life is fierce, don't admit your mistake. In the past, it was a sheep.

9. I was red-eyed in my life, but I was stingy with fire and light in my last life.

10. In my life, my eyes were as small as sparrows, but in my last life, I sewed eagle eyes.

1 1. I was speechless in this life, and I slandered Buddhism in previous lives.

12. I'm deaf all my life, and I don't like to listen to Buddhism in previous lives.

13. I lost my teeth in my life, but I loved eating flesh and blood in my last life.

14. I have a stuffy nose in this life, and I can't burn incense for Buddha in my last life.

15. In this life, rabbit lips, in the last life, loved fishing.

16. The skin in this life is black, and the Buddha statues in previous lives are placed in smoky places under the eaves.

17. I was disabled in my life, and I saw my teacher refused to stand up and pay tribute in my last life.

18. I have a hunchback in this life, and my clothes were thin in my previous life, with my back to the Buddha statue.

19. I have a short neck in my life, but I saw my elders cringe in my last life.

20. My heart ached in this life, and I stabbed the body of all beings in my last life.

2 1. I often cough in my life, but I gave people cold food in the past winter.

22. I have no children in my life and killed chickens in my previous life.

23. I have a lot of children and grandchildren in my life, and I like to save my life in my last life.

24. Long life in this life, but not in previous lives.

25. This life is short, and previous lives are good for killing.

26. Be rich in this life and give well in the last life.

27. I am smart in this life. In my last life, I like to recite scriptures and ask questions.

28. Stupid in this life, animals in previous lives.

29. I have no patience in this life. I was a monkey in my previous life.

30. There are bad diseases in this life, and three treasures were destroyed in previous lives.

3 1. In this life, the hands and feet are not followed, and the hands and feet of all beings are bound by previous lives.

32. I have a vicious personality in this life, and I was a snake and scorpion in my previous life.

33. Be in good health in this life and keep precepts in previous lives.

34. Six roots are incomplete in this life, and the previous life is broken.

I don't like cleanliness in my life, but I was a pig in my last life.

36. I loved singing and dancing in my life, and I was a geisha in my last life.

37. I have been greedy in my life, and I was a dog in my last life.

38. I had a tumor on my neck in my life, and I ate alone in my last life.

39. I often have bad breath in my life, but I used to swear in my last life.

40. I have a short tongue in my life and secretly called my elders in my last life.

4 1. Women who love others are all dead.

42. I loved nine relatives and died of a bird.

43. Spare the scriptures, hide wisdom and don't teach people, and die as an ant in civil engineering.

44. I like horseback riding and archery, and I will go to the wild after my death.

45. Love hunting, love killing, and die in a jackal.

46. I like to wear colorful clothes and die like a mottled bird.

47. I like to imitate people's tone and die like a parrot.

48. I like to publicize the bad things of others and die in python.

49. If you are arrogant and annoy others, you will die of regret.

50. Like to spread pranks and die like an owl.

5 1. Always curse others for disaster and die like a wild fox.

52. I like to scare people and die like a deer bug.

53. I was in charge of people's food in my last life, and I will be a woodpecker in my whole life.

54. Steal the monk's water and make him a fish and turtle in the water in the afterlife.

55. Polluted the land of monks and turned it into a bug on the screen in the afterlife.

56. Steal the fruit of a monk and be a soil eater in the afterlife.

57. Stealing a monk in a previous life, and being a cow and a donkey in this life.

58. Borrow money from a monk and be a pigeon in the afterlife.

59. Abuse monks and be a worm in the next life.

60. Eat all the monks' dishes and be a potherb worm in the afterlife.

6 1. Take the monk's sundries and let them be a moth in the afterlife.

62. Smoked into the temple with heavy makeup, and became an ugly bird in the afterlife.

63. The husband and wife stayed in the temple together, and they were all green-headed Taiwan Province people in the afterlife.

64. Sit in a stupa and become a camel in the afterlife.

65. Wear shoes into the temple and be a frog in the afterlife.

66. Listen to nonsense and be a bitter ancestor in the afterlife.

67. Dirty monks and nuns walked clean, died in iron caves and hell, and cut off their bodies with millions of knives and wheels. The Buddha told Ananda that there are two kinds of hearts when going to the temple, one is kind and the other is disgusting.

68. If you go to a temple to worship Buddha and become a monk, I want you to uphold justice, be repented, support the three treasures, and protect Dafa at all costs, which is the best kind person.

69. If you go to a temple, you only want public things, ask for a loan, or find a monk who is short of people, deliberately discredit it, or eat the monk's things for free, without shame, and even take the cakes and fruits in the temple home privately. This kind of person died in iron pill hell, iron pot soup, charcoal stove, knife mountain, sword tree and other hell, and was the worst villain. The Buddha said again:

70. This life robbed people of their clothes, died in a cold hell, and reincarnated as silkworms.

7 1. I don't like lighting Buddhist scriptures and Buddha statues. I died in a dark hell.

72. Slaughter all sentient beings in this life and die in hell.

73. I like hunting and killing people in my life, and I will die in hell.

74. Do evil in this life and die in an iron bed with copper pillars.

75. If you have more wives in this life, you will die in hell.

76. If you have more husbands in this life, you will die in the viper hell.

77. BBQ chicken in my life, and die in Grey River Hell.

78. Kill the pig and kill the chicken in this life, and die in an iron pot and soup pot hell.

79. This life is limited to abusing pigs and dogs, and dying in Sharp Stone Hell.

80. I often get drunk and drink copper hell in my life.

8 1. Cut off all sentient beings in this life and die in Iron Wheel Hell.

82. Steal monk fruit in this life and die in Iron Pill Hell.

83. Eat pig intestines and dog intestines all my life and die in hell.

84. Sell raw fish in this life and die in the iron plow hell.

85. In my life, my stepmother abused my ex-mother and daughter and died in train hell.

86. In this life, I was troublesome and died in the iron plow hell.

87. In this life, I swear to die in hell.

88. I loved telling lies in my life and died in hell.

89. Kill the evil spirits in this life and die in hell.

90. I have worked as a feng shui master, a funeral industry and a fortune teller in my life. I cheated and overcharged, and died in a hell of iron and copper. Infinite evil birds peck at the flesh and blood, and the pain is endless.

9 1. I was a witch all my life, cheated others of their property and died in hell.

92. Being a witch in my life can save people and kill people in hell.

93. Be a witch in my life, teach people to kill Miqi, bring disaster to all beings or the earth, die in hell, and the iron horse pecks its eyes.

94. Being a doctor in this life, if you can't cure the disease, you will cheat the patient's property, go to hell and get burned all over.

95. In this life, I broke the tower and destroyed the temple, humiliated monks and nuns, unfilial to my parents, and died in Abi Hell. I have gone through 8 big hells, 136 small hells, and I have to suffer 1 to 5 robberies before I can get out. If I don't meet with good knowledge and education, I will soon fall into hell and be miserable.

Buddha said:

96. Tall, filthy, angry and unreasonable, he was a camel in his last life.

97. People love to walk and are not afraid of risks, so it is difficult to satisfy their appetite.

98. Being a men's soccer player is not afraid of cold and heat, and has a poor memory. He was a cow in his last life.

99. People are self-righteous, have a clear conscience, don't distinguish right from wrong, and were donkeys in their previous lives.

100. Hungry for good meat and daring, I was a lion in my last life.

10 1. He is tall, has big eyes, loves outdoor travel, hates his wife, and was a tiger in his last life.

102. As a man with long hair and small eyes, he likes to change his residence. He was a bird in his last life.

103. He is fickle and likes to kill pests. He was a wild fox in a previous life.

104. Brave and healthy, little lust, no love for his wife, a wolf in his last life.

105. I don't like clothes. I like to seize the opportunity to catch the illegal thing of adultery. When I was a child, my eyes were fierce and violent. I was a dog in my last life.

106. She is a slut who likes to tell dirty jokes. She was a parrot in her last life.

107. People like to talk in public and are annoying. In their previous lives, they were thrushes.

108. She is short, lustful, stubborn and often changes girlfriends. She was a sparrow in her last life.

109. Red eyes and short teeth, talking and spitting, sleeping with each other, last life was a snake.

1 10. As a person who can't tell right from wrong, his tone of voice is very poisonous, and he was a moth in the forest in his last life.

1 1 1. People are solitary, greedy, sleep less at night, and were beavers in their previous lives.

1 12. People love to steal, love money, hold grudges, and ignore relatives and friends. They were rats in their last lives.

1 13. He destroyed towers and temples, hid three treasures for his own use, and died in Abbey Hell. He was reincarnated as a beast after committing a crime, such as pigeon, mandarin duck, parrot, bluebird, fish turtle, monkey, roe deer and so on. If he gets a human body, he is born hermaphrodite.

1 14. People like to lose their temper and die of poisonous snakes, lions, tigers, wolves, bears and pheasants. If they get people, they like to raise pigs and chickens and be butchers, hunters or jailers. Foolish and ignorant, die like pigs, cows, sheep, buffaloes, fleas, mosquitoes and ants. If you get a person, you will be deaf, blind, dumb, crippled and hunched, and you will not be able to accept Buddhism.

1 15. I was proud and died of dung worms, camels, donkeys, dogs and horses. If I was born, I was a handmaiden, a poor beggar and despised everyone.

1 16. Being an official, taking advantage of the trend, greedy people, dying in hell, millions of ghosts, eating their meat.

1 17. I like to force others to stand without rest in my life, and I can only stand without sleeping.

1 18. In this life, I break fast and eat at night. I'm starving and I'm not allowed to eat. When I wanted to eat, I suddenly burst into flames.

1 19. I like to be naked in my life and die like a cold owl.

120. During the fast in this life, I hid food and stole it, died in forged iron hell, reincarnated as a human being, and died of cold throat.

12 1. In this life, the Buddha's head never touched the ground, died and hung in hell, and reincarnated into a person who likes to deceive people.

122. In this life, the Buddha did not close his hand and died in a remote place. He often works hard but gets nothing.

123. In my life, I didn't stand up and make way when I heard the voice of the mage warning. I fell into a boa constrictor and was eaten by many bugs.

124. In this life, if you worship Buddha, you will go to hell when you die, and you will be reborn as a human being, and you will often encounter evil things.

125. Put your hands together in this life, sincerely worship Buddha, be born with dignity forever and be happy all your life.

126. I have always been angry and greedy in my life, and I was a madman in my last life.

127. In this life, I look at others and women.

128. In this life, the nurse scolded her parents and died in hell.

The Buddha told Ananda that all the above sufferings were caused by ten evils, the top grade fell into hell, the bottom grade fell into a hungry ghost, and the middle grade fell into an animal. If you create ten diseases, you will fall into three evil paths. If you are born, you will get two kinds of bitter retribution: (1) those who kill: short-lived and sick. (2) Robbery and theft: poverty and property loss. (3) adultery: the spouse is unfaithful, the husband and wife are jealous, and they are not satisfied. (4) committing false feelings: often being slandered and deceived. (5) make two tongues (sow dissension): destroy the family and get a bad family. (6) Offending bad words: I often smell bad words and often get into lawsuits. (7) Offensive language (rhetoric): Seriously, no one believes it, and what you say can't be realized. (8) Greed: greed for money will never be satisfied, and desire will never be satisfied. (9) Offensive anger (malice, malice): often troubled by people, often angered and hurt by people. (10) Criminal Jaken (idiot): Born in a family in Jaken, he often feels inferior, and his obedience is disobedient.

The above ten evils are the main causes of suffering. Those who commit ten evils in the meeting are afraid of how to avoid three evils. Buddha said:

129. If you build a temple in this life, you will be king in the next life.

130. In this life, I will be the county mayor to protect the Buddhist temple, and in the next life, I will be the prime minister, governor and county magistrate.

13 1. In this life, set an example to influence others and make all kinds of merits. In the next life, you will be rich, admired by everyone and invincible.

132. I like burning lamps in my life, and I was born in the Sun Moon Palace in the afterlife.

133. I like giving alms in this life and adopting creatures, and I will be rich in the next life.

134. I like to give food in this life, and I will eat enough in the next life. I am strong and have a long life. If I give it to animals, I will get a hundredfold blessing.

135. Those who give without good roots will be rewarded a thousand times.

136. It is a blessing of 10,000 times to support monks who practice precepts.

137. Supporting the mage, circulating the Mahayana Sutra and spreading the Tathagata Dharma will make the public happy and get infinite blessings.

138. There are endless blessings to support bodhisattvas and buddhas.

139. Providing for parents or giving alms to patients will also bring endless blessings.

140. In this life, I help monks to bathe, and in the next life, I have a positive face, which everyone admires.

14 1. I like the legal person who admires chanting in this life, and the voice in the afterlife is elegant and wonderful, which makes people happy.

142. I like to keep precepts in this life, and I am in good health in the next life.

143. In this life, digging wells to provide water for people, planting trees to provide shade for people, and being king in the next life.

144. I like to copy scriptures for people in my life. In the next life, you can argue and be enlightened easily. Buddhists and bodhisattvas always protect me and are often leaders among people.

145. In my life, I like to build bridges and help others. In the next life, all the treasures are full, and everyone respects me and serves me.

Excerpts from Third World Causality Classics

The Buddha told Ananda and said to his disciples, Now listen carefully. Very good! Very good! I should speak for you.

One. Therefore, all men and women in the world, rich and poor, come through thick and thin, and enjoy it, are all antecedents.

Karma. Why are you doing this?

Persuading all beings to study and practice can naturally eliminate the pain.