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Freedom in Fan Jing tells the story of a Malaysian town.

Malaysia, a lazy and extreme country! It is also a country where sparrows are small and complete! It is also a very popular tourist country in Southeast Asia.

Speaking of Malaysia, I think of Singapore! They are two neighboring countries! If you are in Singapore, you can drive to Malaysia! Malaysia and Singapore are like South Korea and North Korea now! It's time for independence! Malaysia (English: Malaysia), referred to as Malaysia. Malaysia is divided into two parts by the South China Sea of China: Malaysia Peninsula in Malay Peninsula (with Thailand in the north and Singapore across the Johor Strait in the south) and Malaysia Shasha in the north of kalimantan island (with Indonesia and Brunei in the south)! It is a country dominated by Islam!

Stop first! Weston mangrove is one of the three largest mangroves in Kota Kinabalu. The main attractions are mangroves, proboscis monkeys and fireflies. People live in wooden houses on the water along the river here, forming a unique landscape. It is also called Venice on the water in Asia! Because I came late, I only saw two monkeys and a beautiful sunset by the mangrove forest by the river! In fact, there is such a quiet and sad feeling! At night, the fireflies in the mangrove forest by the river are spectacular, and the trees are covered with fireflies, like stars in the night sky in the forest! Let me find the artistic conception in the song Daoxiang by Jay Chou (Jay Chou)!

Let's talk about mermaid island again! Located in Sabah, Malaysia, it is actually called Mantanani Island. It is named after two wild manatees in the nearby waters, commonly known as "Mermaid". This is the origin of the name Mermaid Island! The blue sky scenery will make you completely intoxicated with the charming beach here! Forget the catharsis of the city and enjoy sunbathing quietly! Enjoy every scenery by the sea! Only a limited number of people go to Mermaid Island every day, and only 85 people go to the island that day. If the peak season comes, it is safer to book in advance.

Perhaps, you just enjoyed the scenery by the sea, but forgot the legend of the mermaid! However, never mind! The old driver recommended you to listen to the Mermaid by Bidsulan! This will be more artistic!

We followed the footsteps to Martenstar Building, formerly known as Sabah Foundation Building, located in Kota Kinabalu and built at 1977. The main building of this building is a circular building with a main shaft and 96 steel bars supported radially. It is the most representative building in Sabah. Tun Ma Shida Gallery, a grand theatre, two small theaters, an exhibition hall, a gym and a small library, which provide reference materials for people who study Borneo, were built to commemorate the former Chief Minister who led Sabah's economic prosperity and independence. Here, you will see many biographies of internationally renowned actors or directors, as well as some recent works on display in nearby pavilions! Art exhibitions and clothing exhibitions are often held here! Of course, if you are a book fan and a literature lover, you can also find some books that you can't easily find here!

I still remember the last time I came here, I just performed the stage play "Ma Lian" in the Grand Theatre! However, due to the controversial theme, the stage performance in Malaysia is greatly limited! Let the original become unrecognizable! More or less a pity! Because it is a country dominated by Islam, the scale problem and the theme are super narrow! Speaking of which, let me tell you a joke. Once, my friends and I went to a hotel, turned on the TV and saw a fashion show inside. I was drinking and saw the Malay catwalk on TV. It's like a puppet! Then, when my hair, face and body were all armed to my teeth, I accidentally sprayed soda on my boy's face! No, strangle me! That's fun! Compared with Wei, my mother! Perhaps this is the legendary world of difference! Perhaps, there is an unexplained custom behind every nation!

Speaking of it, if you really want to see places of interest, Malacca, Malaysia is one of the most worthwhile places for tourists to visit! Malacca (English Malaacca, Malay Malaacca) is the capital of Malacca, a state in Malaysia. Also known as Malacca, it is located in the southern part of Malaysia Peninsula, near the Straits of Malacca. Speaking of the connection between China and Malacca, I'm afraid it can be traced back to the place where Zheng He made six voyages to the Western Ocean and stopped. Now it is the throat of Malacca Strait and the lifeline of the sea. Malacca was called Grofu Sa from Han Dynasty to Tang Dynasty. In Tang Yonghui (650 -655), five-color parrots were presented. In the third year of Yongle in the Ming Dynasty (1406), the county magistrate Siriba sent an envoy to the above table, wishing to be a county.

I think Malacca really has a similar fate with the history of the Summer Palace in China! I've been colonized three times! From 15 1 1 to 164 1 occupied by the Portuguese; 164 1- 1824 Dutch occupation; 1824- 1957 British occupation. This is the bumpy history of Malacca!

In fact, Malacca also has many interesting places! Malacca administrative center: located in St. Paul's Hill Square. The executive residence is a Dutch building, built at 1660. On the left side of the official residence, there is a high wall decorated with ancient warships. There is a monument to Malacca Volunteers near the administrative center to commemorate the soldiers killed in World War II; In addition, there is a marble monument commemorating the 60th anniversary of Queen Victoria's accession to the throne, and a plaque of the Dutch East India Company. There, you can find the true truth of many historical facts of that year! After that, go to St. Paul's Church and see what you can find there. Located in the center of Sao Paulo Mountain, it was built in 152 1. It is the earliest Catholic church established by the Portuguese in Malacca. It is actually a comfort for a country to be captured by religion. At least save your soul!

About Malacca Museum, located in the east of the city, near the Malacca River, built between 164 1 to 1660. It is one of the ancient Dutch buildings in Southeast Asia. Originally, it was the residence of the Dutch governor. Because its walls and wooden doors are red, the locals call it "red house". The museum has a collection of historical relics from Malaysia, Portugal, the Netherlands and Britain. There are nearly ten thousand cultural relics waiting for you to study! Near the Red Mansion is the Malacca Club, which was built in 19 12. This is a Gothic building with an independent exhibition memorial behind it. However, in this museum, you can find the historical testimony left by these colonial countries!

After reading and listening to so much history, maybe you will be tired of aesthetics! Why not go to Qingyun Pavilion nearby? This is an ancient temple in China. It was built in 1946 to commemorate the envoys of the Ming Dynasty in China. It is dedicated to Empress Tianhou and Guanyin Bodhisattva, also known as Guanyin Pavilion. The whole temple is of southern ebony structure, carved with beams and painted with buildings, and its momentum is magnificent. It can be seen that Malaysia was actually a part of the motherland in ancient times! That's why we have Qingyun Pavilion today! Inside, you can pray for the safety of your family!

Finally, talk about Bukit China! Also known as China Mountain, it is located at the end of Meng Gong Street in Jalandi, where Zheng He, the eunuch of the Ming Dynasty, was stationed and where he married Malacca according to the official documents of the Ming Dynasty. Baoshan Temple on the mountain is dedicated to the ring statue of Zheng He. Li Xingbao Well on the right side of the temple is the oldest well in Malacca. According to legend, Zheng He led an army to dig drinking water here in 1409. You can see many biographies of Zheng He's voyages to the West here!

Introduction to foreign articles: Malaysia also has racial divisions: Malays, Indians and Chinese! Moreover, Malays bully Chinese with government regulations and policies everywhere! For the simplest example, if China people pay 30% down payment for buying a house, Malays only need to pay 10% down payment! Malays are naturally lazy and don't like to think about things! And especially conservative! I said these words without any racial discrimination, just some concluding comments! They are afraid that one day, China people will take power! Come and rule Malaysia! Someone once joked that if Malaysia is headed by Chinese, it will develop faster and better than Singapore!

In fact, Malaysia is a beautiful place! What we hear or see on the Internet is just the tip of the iceberg! Let's go sightseeing by ourselves! The Tourism Bureau will arrange a romantic trip to Malaysia for you! Call for advice now!