Happy camp, the classic lines of Everyday Up and Comedy College, and cold jokes,

One of the classic sayings of Happy Camp. "Happy Camp, you are in a good mood every day"

2. "Are you a' scholar' just because you are thin?"

舵舵舵: "I'm standing behind the doctor, and I'm a postdoctoral fellow ..."

3. (Nana): At first, some people said I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I proved that I am Nana, I am me, and I am not Nicole Kidman!

(He Laoshi) You are not Nicole Kidman.

4. Haitao said, "Look into my eyes"

I said, "I can't see ~"

5. A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because people are red"

6. The girl who graduated from Chinese art in the "Golden Daughter" group said Allegro: Playing with bamboo boards, listening to me point to point.

That's all about my program ...

Nana didn't respond after listening to it, and it took a long time to laugh: I've been standing on this stage for more than 7 years, and it's the first time I've been played!

He Jiong: "hypocritical woman ...............

8. He Jiong asked Peter Ho; What kind of girls do you like? ? For example, Weijia doesn't like crazy girls very much.

Wei Jia: "Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much."

Everyone can't help but focus on Nana. Nana: Don't look at me being crazy outside. I'm surprised that I play guzheng and write poems at home. . . . . . (deliberately making a haughty look)

He Jiong: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

9. war and beauty issue Nana: I brought you a gift. Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Nana: whew-whew-whew-darts! ! !

Also, Allegro of Nana:

You are jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

I am jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

I am jealous that I didn't graduate from primary school and didn't graduate!

Nana: Yo, there are three beauties on the stage (snickering ~)

1. 5566: I really want Nana's phone number after seeing Nana's performance!

Happy Family and Audience: Oh! ........

5566: drag her into the forbidden words, so I won't answer it later! !

11. Nana: I've really been here for 18 years. No one dares to compare with me.

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Don't use them in the future.

12. In the last issue of Happy Boys, there was a link in which Nana and Jason sang with water. He Laoshi said, What are you singing, honey, the moon represents my heart, bangs chop firewood, and both husband and wife return home? How about singing a song that everyone is very familiar with < Love freedom > , Jay. . . . . Water spray

13. In the issue of Jason and Bird, after Jason talked about his fame, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Jason's mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs, and Jason's mother gave them all for free. He Laoshi and Nana performed a scene where Jason's mother met the stars. The first time, before Nana spoke, He Laoshi said, "Oh, it's Nana!" Nana said, "Wait a minute, I'm a little star." After the second performance, Nana said, "Hello, Aunt, I'm a little star." He Laoshi said, "What is Jason's main song?" Nana couldn't answer, and He Laoshi said, "You can't answer, you are not a little star. Let's go ... "

14. Wei: After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ! !

15. VanNess Wu: "Impossible, how can my son be so short?"

Nana: "We are not short in He Jiong, but we are squatting in He Jiong ... He Jiong ... stands up ..." Then Weijia lifts He Jiong.

6. Orfila: 3 frogs!

Land Rover: One leg

Nana: Help! What strange three frogs! They only have one leg! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

17. I'm super star, a Chinese superstar, and my hundredth assistant has just been fired by me. I think it's her fault, ok, so I'm going to recruit my next assistant, and he can come in.

Su: Hello, I'm Xing Huan: Take out your hand and don't put it in your pocket. Be polite, young man. Why should I hire you as my assistant?

Sue: I can convince you for three reasons.

Sue: One by one, the first one.

Sue: The first one, I can speak some English, so you can go international.

Sue: Hahaha, international? I said that my next step is to universalize, ok, I have long been an international artist, and not only I, but even the one I just fired, can speak English well. Nana

Na: it is me

Yi: Nana Chilai, this young man is coming to recruit an iron assistant, which is your successor. He told me that he speaks English very well. If your English is better than his, I will invite you back.

Na: (pointing to Sue) what is your name?

sue: my name is Allen

na: what

su: A-L-L-E-N, Allen

na: Allen, ok

su: what is your name

na: nana

na: how are you (fainting again). How are you

Na: how old areyou

Su: 23

Na: what are you doing, Now

Su: I play a job

Na: (pointing to) who are you

è: I am your boss

Na: my boss very good, because his heart is very small

18. Three-tone combination Weijia: Brokerage companies should have a division of labor to put you together. What part is Jay in charge of?

"Jay": 15-25-year-old

"Adu": I'm in charge of 25-35

"Andy Lau": I'm in charge of more than 35

Yang: Then Nana is in the charge of "Andy Lau"! (Laughter)

19. Happy family; Hey, what a combination you have for the youngest one in the family; He ... . 19 years old. Happy family; 19 years old! ! ! Our Haitao is also 19 years old! Haitao, come. Haitao Haitao stepped forward.

Laugh in groups and speak in Chinese after the discussion. .. who lied to me?

yes; In fact, we always thought he was lying to us.

2. I'm not a champion, I'm not a champion, who is I? ! ! Friends can make new ones, and I am the only champion! The winner is king, and the loser is the enemy! You guys! ! !

21. After An Qixuan's shoelaces were scattered, happy families followed suit, saying that they were learning from superstars. Later, they learned that they accidentally stepped on them. He Jiong said, "I just accidentally grew so short, as if everyone didn't want to grow taller! "

22. I remember that the Happy Family asked me to teach singing, and then the four of them stood in a row in ...........

Yang: Now some young people's activities, they don't let me participate. [aggrieved] But I really like singing. Am I old?

Boss: My happiest summer vacation was going to KTV with Jiajia earlier, from 8 pm to 1 am.

Nana: Where is KTV?

Haitao: They were called karaoke!

23. In the issue of Ray Ma, because Ray Ma was a student of the Theatre Academy, five presenters had to compete with Ray Ma in acting. At that time, they performed in groups.

Ray Ma said, "Yeah, I want to be with Sister Nana." Nana is also full of innocence. He Laoshi said, "Are you two from kindergarten? (referring to Nana) One is four years old, and the other is five years old. "

Nana said, "I'm glad that you made me one year younger than him, which is actually the case."

24. He Jiong would say "goodbye" when he was speechless.

25. Everyone talked about the embarrassing things that happened to being an artist.

He Jiong: Nana, what did you encounter that was the most embarrassing?

Nana: It's just abroad. Many foreign friends asked me to sign autographs and say that they love me. I feel particularly embarrassed!

The crowd was speechless. After a few seconds, He Jiong said, You are embarrassed because you think we don't believe it! Nana, trademark laughter, quack' ...

26. Fahrenheit: "Thanks ... and our happy family. Three of them have been very good, and one of them can host the program from beginning to end ...

27. When He Jiong learned that Wang's monthly salary was going to imitate himself, he said," I want to ask the director. You just said that he was going to imitate himself.

28. On another occasion, An Qixuan and Nana replied in Chinese:

An: Your eyes are beautiful ..

Na: Yes, many people say so.

An: I want to eat spicy hot pot … Now

Na: OK! You do the show first and I'll buy it!

29. There is also the "Golden Finger" Award,

I: Congratulations to Nana for winning the most incongruous award this year, and Nana's acceptance speech is also very funny; "I am the extinct teacher."

3. Haitao: If you are also an entertainer, please contact us quickly. Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you ~ ~ all the audience and happy family: "Happy Camp, be in a good mood every day!"

2. Happy Family and He Jiong: "Welcome to Happy Camp, we are: Happy Family!"

3. Nana: "OK!"

4. Nana: "Goodbye!"

5. Haitao: "If you are also an entertaining person, please contact us as soon as possible! Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you! "

6. Band teacher, Zhu Bajie recites his daughter-in-law's music

7. He Jiong: "Now we invite someone to sing for us," Gardenia Blossoms "

8. He Jiong:" The winner is the king, and the loser is the enemy! You guys! Drag me out! I can make new friends! ... "Jiajia:" We just think you are crazy ... hahahaha! "

9. Thank you for being a man.

1. Happy family: "La ~ La ~ La ~! ...' >

11. Shi Yang sells kettles:

Malifini dancing Western kettles

Malifini Nani kettles

Philimani Gunasi kettles

Fa La Mennani Suga Seven kettles

12. Nana: "Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion! "

He Jiong:" One day Nana will let aliens watch our program "

13. He Jiong:" False woman ... "Most people say Nana

14. Nana:" Blue drops the sky ~ ~ green drops the lake ~ ~ Aye ~ ~ "Trembling ~ ~

15. Haitao: "One leg" Nana: "What a strange frog" has a swollen stomach ...

16. He Jiong: 5566 Those five lovely big boys ... < P > Nana: four!

17. Wei: "After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ！”

18. Nana: "How many heads does a He Jiong have? One, two, three, He Jiong has three heads!" "

19. VanNess Wu: "Impossible, how can my son be so short?"

Nana: "We are not short in He Jiong, but we are squatting in He Jiong ... He Jiong ... Stand up ..."

Nana: I am Miss Ma from Malan Village, Malan Town and Malanpo ...

Nana: That's right. Do you know how old I am this year?

Dicky Cheung: How old?

Nana: You are over a thousand years old ~

Dicky Cheung: It's a pity that you are still selling radishes over a thousand years old ...

Nana: When you go abroad, you can't hear the cuckoo.

Dicky Cheung: It doesn't matter if I eat more sweet potatoes abroad, I will listen to them myself ...

It's the hit5 issue ~ Na: There are more than 5 young men in our village who like me ... I won't let you take advantage of me ——————————— Cute silly, Joseph Cheng issue: Xie Yichen! Wake up the most! 2. Wu Peici issue: Wu Peici is a fashionista; Nana is a fashionable village girl. 3. In the two issues, Nana mentioned: Malan Mountain, Malan Slope, Malan Town … and that sentence: Slope fans below, don't applaud! 4. He Jiong also mentioned in several issues: Director, this issue needs more money! Then the latest issue of He Jiong only winked and said, You know, director! What else? Let's talk about it!

it's been a long time. ...........