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Auntie's strong joke
I don't think such a thing as described in the title is rare in real life. This has happened to me before.
Will this happen or not? I remember it was 20 14. My family and I went to the village next door to pay New Year greetings, and then went to a wedding.
My brother and I sat at the same table, and then I really felt angry when I started eating. First of all, there was no meal for dinner, and we all served a large pot of dry powder. When I went to Sheng, I found an aunt there with chopsticks and shredded pork spread on the dry powder.
Friends who have participated in weddings and funerals in rural areas should know this kind of thing. In some places, the meat is not cooked together, but dried and spread on it.
This scene makes me speechless. Isn't it unsanitary for you to put it directly with your own chopsticks? But also choose Chinese buns, so what can others eat?
In a rage, I put in a spoon full of dry powder and stirred it hard for a few times, and the meat was all scattered. Then she gave me a hard look and said something in dialect, which I didn't understand, but I didn't like it because she put chopsticks directly in to eat food, so I went straight back to my seat.
I thought this was the end, but I didn't expect anything more outrageous. Not long after I sat back in my seat, a treasure fish came from my family.
At that time, this thing was a rarity in the countryside. An old lady at the same table actually took out a lunch box, which was made of iron. She picked up a big piece of fish and put it in the lunch box. I don't know if this is technical. This fish accounts for almost two thirds of this fish.
I think everyone will feel very angry after reading this situation. In a word, it's really because of this that I felt uncomfortable everywhere during my two days there.
Now the view on this matter is growing with age, and many things will not be too one-sided. Perhaps this kind of thing has indeed become very common, but just like when I was a child, there was a little fat boy in every class, it was actually no big deal.
For example, in the former countryside, everyone's family conditions were not very good. Now the country is getting stronger every day, and everyone has money. Under the dividend of economic development, earth-shaking changes have taken place in the countryside.
Of course, the consumption level will gradually increase with the rapid growth of income. Let's give a simple example. We used to eat everything, such as pork, only on holidays.
It's very different now. As long as you are not afraid to feed yourself, eat as much as you want. Of course, many times we vagrants in cities dare not do this, because young people are under too much pressure, and sometimes even eating something becomes a luxury. Perhaps, many people, like me, will see their favorite dishes in the vegetable market, but when they find them expensive, they will quietly put them down and replace them with cheap things.
Well, let's not be sad. Let's get down to business. The reason why this kind of thing happens is that some people always feel uncomfortable at work because of their personality, while others are unwilling to buy these things for themselves because their home environment is really bad. Now that they have this chance, they are just full.
In view of the current social environment, I think the former is the main reason. I can't help it. There are always some strange people in a certain group. Comparatively speaking, most of them are quite good. Like my hometown, if there are weddings, funerals and weddings, everyone generally performs their duties and is in good order.
In all kinds of etiquette, I think the best inheritance is shopping malls and rural areas, and there will be various interest issues in business occasions. The reason why the countryside pays so much attention to these etiquette is because everyone knows what is the pecking order of the young and the old. Many of our traditional cultures can only see a strong shadow in the countryside.
The Spring Festival is coming soon. I don't know whether you will stay at work or go back to your hometown this Spring Festival. But in any case, you should take care of yourself.
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