What jokes did you play with people around you because of typos?

10 years ago, when we were in middle school, it happened to be the third year of graduation. Because there is no WeChat, mobile phones are not common, only QQ is available, so QQ is our contact information after graduation. There are two boys and girls who have been in the same class for two years and have a deep friendship. The news is written like this.

Hello, XXX. On the eve of graduation, we shared a room for two years. What I want to say to you most in my heart is that I wish you success in the senior high school entrance examination and fruitful career love.

As soon as we saw these two words, wow! It turns out that after two years of living together, the two classmates have a particularly deep feeling. The story soon spread in the class and everyone laughed.

When I was in high school, our principal was young and had a strong family background, so I became the principal. As far as ability is concerned, his qualifications must be poor. At the awarding ceremony of the school sports meeting, the headmaster presented the winners with the winners' list.

The student who won the third prize is: Zhang Jianchun Li Yiping.

When classmate Guo Taiming won the second prize, suddenly, there was a burst of laughter, and the principal quickly added, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. It was Guo. Students are whispering to each other. What level is this? Taiwan Province is very different from talents. This is also a mistake, and I am really speechless.

Many, many years ago, without WeChat and Momo, people still made friends and chatted online by QQ.

Once, I was bored with a buddy and went to an Internet cafe to chat online.

I am not good at talking. When chatting with people online, I will simply say "hello!" " "Have you eaten?" "What should we talk about?" "Where are you from?" This will only be hacked in three sentences! So I spend most of my time watching movies online alone.

My buddy is different. He is very popular with women. According to the internet terminology at that time, he was very good at "picking up girls online", "picking up girls" and "online dating". He often chats with several beautiful women at the same time. Those beautiful women on the Internet are all elated and can't wait to fly to him.

Once, I was a little confused by the movie, so I took a break and glanced at his screen.

It doesn't matter if you don't look, it's shocking!

I saw a hint in his QQ: "The other party is stealing someone ..."

I couldn't help but read it out: "The other party is stealing people ..."

My buddy picked up the mouse pad and patted me on the head: "That's your sister-in-law!" " It turns out that my buddy is chatting with his wife. )

"Sister-in-law is stealing people?" I don't understand, I asked mercilessly.

"Pa pa", the head was slapped three times!

At this time, a room full of people looked over and thought that my buddy was cuckolded, and his face was red!

Helpless, my buddy grabbed my head and pointed to the screen to show me. This time I opened my eyes and saw it clearly. The prompt in his QQ read-

"The other party is typing ..."

Alas, we were so ignorant at that time! Sweat! ~

Do readers have any jokes about typos? Welcome to leave a message!

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! " No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. "Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. )

One day, at home, several neighbors and I were sitting around watching TV and playing detective Dee Renjie. While watching, some children came. A parent asked his child, "Come and see the name of this TV series, son?" The child looked at it and answered: Detective Qiu Erjie. As a result, another parent laughed at each other and asked his son to come and see his name. He replied that the detective was the only one!

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