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An article called "Time flies like water" is about blueberry and lemon milk tea.
I think if time passes slowly, maybe I will take good care of myself; But time still passes like running water. He treats everyone around him as a passer-by, and no matter who wants to pray for it, time still flows away like running water.
As a result, a slow-witted girl like me began to feel that she couldn't catch up with the time and walked too fast; So before I knew what was what, everything disappeared. I became very slow and snail, writing down things I didn't want to forget, and chasing my way out like a quilt. How many people watched me run past me and disappear at the end of the road.
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Not long after school started, many people knew that there was a girl in Class One who looked like a snail. She has short hair, is not very good-looking but very beautiful, likes to wear school uniforms, and has a strange name, Xu Xue.
A girl who is very out of my character, Yin Nuo.
This is the first girl I met in my class. We smiled at each other as soon as we met. Both of them are holding a box of thick milk tea, hers is cream chocolate, which is very fragrant. Mine is the strange smell of blueberries and lemons. I waved the box of blue milk tea and said, I like complicated things.
We became good friends, a rabbit and a snail.
At the same time, the boy with unusually cold eyes came into my sight silently. That's Qiao Ye. When I first touched his eyes, it was as if the milk tea in my hand had turned into ice. Those eyes gave me my first shock when I was fourteen. Snail's heartbeat, also began to suddenly accelerate.
I began to unconsciously chew Qiao Ye, which is unusual in my eyes.
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After the military training, the old class began to row seats. The old class looked at me, waved the hand that had been stained with chalk dust for many years, pointed to a position behind it and said, sit there. I walked slowly over and looked at my deskmate.
Tall and big, he hummed the song "I won't be a big brother for many years" and finally gave me a contemptuous look.
I sat down, turned my head and said, my name is Xue Xue.
After waiting for a long time, my deskmate stopped humming and said my name is Wu Chu ... Don't talk to me if you have nothing to do!
Even if you don't tell me, I won't bother you! I muttered in my mind. Because, I like quiet.
On the other hand, Yin Nuo is chatting with her new deskmate. I really admire her ability to understand and associate from Shanghai to Australia. When I turned around, I found Qiao Ye sitting in front of me.
I gently touched Qiao Ye's back with my middle finger, and my fingers immediately felt cold. Qiao Ye turned around and looked at me coldly and calmly. This calm expression makes my voice tremble.
Hello ... My name is. ...
It's snowing. I already know.
Qiao Ye's voice is very good, although slightly hoarse, but it is very light and quiet, just like JJ Lin's ethereal voice when singing. It's hard for me to think about what this means, and it's hard for me to see Qiao Ye turn back.
Qiao Ye's back is so cold.
Next to Wu Qi snorted, probably thought I was buttering up to Qiao Ye. I looked down and took out the Teaching Assistant written by Anne from my bag. I have read this book for more than two months, and I still don't know what Annie's treasure is. Every time I read a book, I always think of another thing, but I don't read anything
T.A. is the only book in my schoolbag now. Its cover is gloomy. Just like my mood now.
The old class stood on the platform and said, Senior One students are in our class, and so are Senior Two students. The whole class began to fidget. After the discussion, the old class said that the first classmate was Wu Qi and the second was Yin Nuo. After a pause, he said, Xue Xue, come to me later.
I know what she is going to say. The old class said that you were the last in our class. The old class said that your grades can be improved completely, but if you don't work hard, you will give extra points to our class. The old class said that I put you next to Chi WU so that you could learn from him. The old class finally said, don't forget, our class is a key class! Key class? What a disgusting noun! If there were no key classes, I wouldn't be so tired of learning. Students in key classes will always study for exams and scores, and teachers in key classes will always only see the first place!
I finally understand why Wuqi is arrogant. Yin Nuo said angrily to me, I will help you improve your grades! I said no, thanks for your kindness. I don't like studying.
I went back to my seat and continued reading. Qiao Ye turned around and said, are you afraid? I looked up in surprise and saw Qiao Ye's cold pupils. No. I said.
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Teachers love Wu Xu as much as the old class, and being in the same position with him is simply the object of pure contempt. Of course, I read with my head down every day and never watch black classes. In other words, Qiao Ye's cold and tall back doesn't allow me to look at the blackboard at all. Sometimes I often think that it is just useless for me to come to school every day.
Yin Nuo will mingle with his classmates in class and will not be lonely every day. Not long after school started, love letters from all classes fell into her hands like snowflakes. I will write back to him when I am free. Yin Nuo said that your writing is really good. I said thank you, you are the first person to praise me. Yin Nuo shook his head and said, you have to learn quickly, maybe everything will be fine. I said I just like to take my time, and it won't be me soon.
I looked up and saw that the sun was shining directly into my pupil, which was getting smaller and smaller in the fierce sunshine. The slightly stinging temperature seems to melt the whole world.
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After the results of the first monthly exam were handed out, everyone related to me frowned except the Chinese teacher, especially the old class. After seeing me several times, I predicted it and stopped. The pain seems to be constipation. It is said that I gave our class a lot of points.
Wu Qi did well in the exam, exceeding the second place by 20 points. The old class exaggeratedly praised him n times, and he bullied me even more fiercely. Yin Nuo may have attacked the love letter too hard and got a big score, but even so, she was unable to do it.
The old class packed up the lesson plans and invited the Chinese teacher to give lectures. The Chinese teacher said in a voice that can be almost four octaves lower than ordinary people, today we have a model essay class.
It took a long time for the Chinese teacher to say that what I want to read today is Chen Xue's composition. ...
Then the whole class exploded and took the penultimate article written by the class as a model essay, which was a big joke! Wu Qi looked at me in surprise, with a blank face and an expression like seeing a hen trample an elephant to death.
The Chinese teacher praised the composition for no reason. Yin Nuo ran excitedly the first time after class and said, Look, look, I told you what you wrote was ok, and now my gold finally shines ~ (intoxicated) Wu Qi, who was silent for a class, suddenly shouted get out, bitch! Yin Nuo's smile hangs on his face. Wu Qi got up to leave, but I stopped him.
I need to say something to you.
Wu Qi was surprised, and her mouth became O-shaped.
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I was surprised to say this myself. I have always been peaceful.
Although your grades are very good. I speak slowly, so that I can save enough confidence. Although you are all very powerful; Although you look very much in line with girls' tastes; Although the teachers value you very much. However, please don't be too arrogant. Friend, please don't scold me casually. Also, please respect me!
The air is so quiet that we don't talk.
Wu Qi's laughter overwhelmed me. I looked at him, and I was already afraid of missing half a beat.
Qiao Ye stood up and blocked the afternoon sun from me. He said, you finally understand.
I laugh, and he laughs. I am warm and happy when I laugh. Qiao Ye's cold breath fills every corner, but his smile is so warm. He said, you finally understand that we are snowing.
I don't know why, my relationship with Wu Qi has gradually improved. I promised Yin Nuo that I would study hard and I would study hard. Yin Nuofei tried his best to copy me two notes. When he gave me a lecture after class, I didn't understand when all three of them were thirsty.
My grades finally climbed like a snail, from the last to the twentieth. After the final grade was handed out, her old class shed tears of excitement. I secretly took half a ring out of my pocket. It's silver and of good quality.
Wear it during the exam as a symbol of your prayer and try to get good grades. Qiao Ye gave it to me before the exam, 50/50. I thought about it slowly, and finally accepted it.
Qiao Ye likes you, it must be! Yin Nuo said this.
PS [Snow Diary]:
..... When a person's smile can melt the whole world like sunshine, then no matter what, this person's heart must be the warmest. No matter how cold his appearance is. ...
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The winter vacation is slow and long. This is especially true in my winter vacation.
The only thing I want to do every day is to chat slowly with Collet and listen to the quiet music while drinking milk tea in the video store downstairs.
That video store shouldn't belong to clay. Clay said he was waiting for a girl, a girl who likes lemon fragrance as much as you do. He said that the girl died in a car accident, and he didn't want to witness it all his life. So he has to wait for her and wait for her to come back. I forgot to mention that Kelei is a boy of 19 years old. He can sing good songs, play colorful drums and choose the best CD for me in the world.
I told clay everything in one breath. Talk about Qiao Ye, Yin Nuo, Wu Qi, my achievements and rings. I told clay everything I remember. He is making me lemon blueberry milk tea.
Rick changed to JJ Lin's album, which made jj's ethereal voice spread all over the world.
Do you think Qiao Ye is very important to you? He asked.
Maybe it is. I said. I like his cold eyes.
I don't know how many cups of lemon blueberry milk tea I drank, how many times I listened to JJ's songs repeatedly, and how many times the cold back of Qiao Ye appeared in my dream. The old ginkgo tree in front of the video store is still swaying alone in the wind. Rick said that every tree ring has witnessed a pair of lovers from generation to generation, so many people like to carve their names on the trunk. Collet said that maybe the old ginkgo tree could sing when I was young, but not now, because a girl who likes lemon fragrance has left me.
On the day when Corey left, he gave me a CD with only one song. He said that you are actually a very nice girl. He said you don't have to be so lonely. He said you should find your own happiness. Finally, he said, silly girl, I am writing to you. Don't cry.
PS [Snow Diary]:
Weather: snow
Rick left, and he took everything he brought with him.
I saw Lei's lonely figure on the noisy platform, and I seemed to smell the fragrance of lemon blueberry milk tea and saw him singing and drumming. Until the heavy snow blocked my view.
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On the first day of school, I hung a half ring around my neck with a thin leather rope to prevent catching cold.
In fact, it's already very warm at this time, but I like people whose clothes are like balls, or it may be that Collet's departure has unconsciously lengthened my winter. The city is busy again.
Wuqi and his exaggerated shirts go to school, but they can make themselves move as flexibly as snake spirits. When he saw me, he said excitedly, I found Qiao Ye a good man. I have a new wife. Qiao Ye's technology is very high. Yin Nuo just called you.
I've been thinking about what this sentence should say for a long time. Where were you at the basketball game that Yin Nuo shouted? Qiao Ye and Chen Xue are so handsome!
I sent clay.
Yin Nuo talked a lot, and finally summed it up: Joe Wu Ye was so handsome that the big ball was about to drop.
A boy as cold as Qiao Ye is actually a basketball player.
Are you surprised by the snow? Qiao Ye asked.
I said no, you will always be a strange mystery.
Qiao Ye pointed to the calendar and said, "Is your birthday coming soon?" .
Well, there's still one month left.
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I also went to see the second ball game. Every time Qiao Ye dribbles and throws a raspberry ball, the audience cheers. Of course, Wuqi is no exception. They are like two Youlong.
Wu Qi wipes his sweat with a towel handed by Yin Nuo, and Wu Qi drinks coke handed by Yin Nuo. Wu Qi smiled and hugged Yin Nuo and said, This is my GF. I'm surprised. Yin Nuo's happy smile reminds me of that box of chocolate cream milk tea. That's great. Thick.
I said that there was no one to accompany me home after that. I wish you happiness.
How can they be happy? Qiao Ye looked at the back of both of them and said. I looked up and narrowed my eyes to see Qiao Ye's eyes, looking at the cold eyes in the sun. Qiao Ye, a boy who is always cold, how can he like snails?
Yin Nuo and Wu Qi, two top students, began to communicate openly, going home together, reviewing together and going to the movies together.
Then, Clay wrote.
He said, girl, I am in the south now, with a girl who likes lemon fragrance. We are very happy. We opened a flower shop. This room is small, but warm and beautiful. I transferred to their school and went to school with her. Girl, you know, once I mixed milk tea with lemon blueberries for her to drink. She said it was delicious. Who came up with it? That surprised expression is the same as when you smell it.
How are things with you and Qiao Ye? I really want to know. ……
I read this letter with Qiao Ye, and Qiao Ye smiled and asked me how we were.
Maybe he made a mistake. I said. I secretly regret my slow response. I should have thought of this and read this letter with Qiao Ye.
I put the letter away and lay on the lawn looking at the dazzling sunshine, which made me feel far away from time and quickly escaped from its bondage. Qiao Ye sat next to me without saying a word. We sat there all afternoon. Finally I just bought two cups of lemon blueberry milk tea.
Qiao Ye said, complex things taste good, just don't be too messy, just right.
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I forget when Wu Shu and Yin Nuo separated, but it rained heavily for the first time that day, and Wu Shu sat beside the door of the teaching building drinking beer.
Unable to find Yin Nuo, she went to Wu Qi with an umbrella and brought two cups of lemon blueberry milk tea. Wu Qi said that you snowed too slowly. /kloc-you were across the street 0/0 minutes ago. What are you doing here? You should go to Qiao Ye and Yin Nuo and listen to Yin Nuo scold me. I said which one of you dumped who.
Wu Qi went home to change clothes and accompany me to drink milk tea.
So it's your fault? I asked. Wu Qi nodded, shook his head and nodded again. Usually cool and arrogant, Wu Qi looks like a second-grade girl. I suddenly remembered Qiao Ye's words, complicated things taste good, just don't be too messy, just right. What's that smell? Better than chocolate cream! I can imagine Yin Nuo and Wu Qi drinking milk tea together. ...
I said lemon and blueberry, complicated taste. Then Chi WU said it was snowing, but I actually ...
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The days are the same, and the running water never stops.
Yin Nuo said he would give me a good birthday, the happiest birthday in the world. But that day, it became my eternal sadness. I wrote a letter to clay. I wrote a book full of it. Tears soaked all the stationery until the snail finally dried up, leaving only a fragile shell. Qiao Ye has eclipsed me all season.
I always thought that Qiao Ye should not like slow snails. Qiao Ye didn't come to school until the day before his birthday.
I wrote to Clay, and I said, Clay, you know, a lot of things have happened here since you left, which made me dizzy and I didn't even have the strength to drink milk tea. Yin Nuo and Wu Xu broke up for reasons that surprised me. Yin Nuo likes another boy, who is very handsome and has beautiful hair that can only be seen in shampoo advertisements. He can play great basketball, but he is certainly not as handsome as Chi WU and Qiao Ye before his death, which makes the audience jump for joy. Wu Qi also likes another girl, who is very slow and likes to drink lemon and blueberry milk tea.
I said, clay, what happened to you and that big sister? Is your flower shop running well? When you first wrote, you asked me how Qiao Ye and I were doing. A month ago, Qiao Ye asked me if I wanted to celebrate my birthday. I was very excited at that time. Qiao Ye knows my birthday! Later, when I was with Qiao Ye, I often talked about birthdays. Qiao Ye once said that his ideal birthday is to make a wish to blow out candles with the girl he likes, but he may not be able to wait. I smiled and said, why can't it wait? Don't you like others all your life? In fact, at that time, I kept thinking about how nice it would be to spend my birthday with Qiao Ye. Qiao Ye said that the girl I like is not blessed and can't just wait.
I said Rick didn't expect Qiao Ye to sing so well. Listening to him often reminds me of you and your video store. Now it has been changed to selling handicrafts. At Christmas, there will be Christmas Eve songs and seven dwarfs dancing in circles. I couldn't find the book "Lonely Season" at the moment, but Qiao Ye brought it later. He burned a "happy moment" in the back! I should have understood something at that time, but my brain was too slow to do anything like a snail.
I said that Rick wanted to know why I wrote Qiao Ye. The room seemed to be filled with his cold breath. I miss him, but I can't remember the way he smiled. I remember he smiled beautifully, as warm as the sun, but he was too cold, strangely cold.
I said, Clay, I miss Qiao Ye very much. I remember what Qiao Ye said, but I don't remember the way he smiled. I can't hear his hoarse, gentle and cold voice clearly. But I'll never get another chance. On my birthday, I received a special gift, letters, toys and two boxes of lemon and blueberry milk tea. This toy is made of wood, like a cake, very beautiful. I cried as soon as I opened the box. The cake says I like it.
I said Ke Lei, guess what was written in the letter? Qiao Ye is very cold because he has leukemia. It could have been cured, but Qiao Ye died in a car accident. It's tragic, isn't it? I never thought Qiao Ye would leave silently like this. Like it never happened. I am very sad and regret it. I miss him.
I said, Corey, we finished the final exam and our grades dropped a lot. In the past days, no one will leave me like this and never come back. I have stopped drinking lemon blueberry milk tea since my birthday.
I said clay, I miss snails, I miss you and your video store, and I miss the taste of lemon blueberry milk tea. I haven't listened to JJ's songs for a long time When I listened again, his ethereal voice did not change. Is the audience still there?
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Then go to Inner Mongolia to see the Tianhe Grassland. The emptiness and beauty of the grassland make people forget the flow of time. On the grassland, I dance at my own speed and sing at my own pace.
Like water, like water, flowing away, time. /question/ 120488800.html
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