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Ask for some funny ghost stories. .

1 There was once a man who had a girlfriend who loved him more than anyone else in the world, but one day his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason. He was in so much pain that he lost his mind. Finally one day, he killed his girlfriend. He was going to kill her and then commit suicide, but on his deathbed, he felt the value of life. After that, he was killed every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, her hair was red, and her fingers hung like hooks. Nightmares tormented him like needles. One day, he found a Taoist and asked him to do three things. First, bury your girlfriend's body properly. Second, burn the pajamas he wore before his death. Third, wash away the hidden bloody clothes. Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed. He obeyed the orders of the Taoist priest. I did everything carefully, but I couldn't find the bloody clothes. It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet. Near midnight, he found the bloody dress, but no matter how hard he wiped it, it couldn't be washed off. Suddenly, there was a strong wind, lightning and thunder, and the window was hit by the wind. Broken glass made people more afraid. Suddenly all the lights went out, and the whole room was dark and flashing. In the electricity, I saw his girlfriend wearing bloodstained pajamas, her eyes dripping with blood and her face ferocious. She pointed sharply at him. Do you know why the blood won't wash away? He was too shocked to say a word. His girlfriend continued, because you didn't fool with Diao brand washing powder for two nights. The night of meeting the female ghost is already deep. A taxi driver decided to take another passenger home, but there were not many people on the road. The driver drove aimlessly and found a white shadow shaking in front of him. It is unnatural for someone to wave at him in a quiet night, and this situation has to remind people of something they don't want to think of, that is, ghosts, but in the end the driver decided to give her a hand. The man got on the bus and said in a sad hoarse voice, please go to the cremation factory. The driver shivered. Is she really ... he can't think and dare not think again? He regretted it, but now he must send her to her destination as soon as possible. The driver can't continue driving. When she was almost where she was going, he made an excuse and stammered, Miss, I'm sorry it's difficult to turn around ahead. You can walk there by yourself. It's very close. The woman nodded and asked how much it was, and the driver quickly said forget it. It's not easy for you to come here so late. How dare you? The driver insisted. The woman couldn't help thanking her and opened the door ... The driver turned to start the car, but he didn't hear the sound of closing the door, so he turned his head ... How did that woman disappear so quickly? Did she just dispel the driver's curiosity? Then he wanted to find out. He got out of the car and came to the open door. Did that woman leave so soon? Or she just ... he's about to collapse and leave here. A bloody hand patted him on the shoulder. He turned around and the woman with blood all over her face stood in front of him and spoke. Master, please don't stop next time. ...