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Cut the wall and steal the light?

In the Western Han Dynasty, there was a farmer's child named Kuang Heng. He wanted to study very much when he was a child, but because his family was poor, he couldn't afford to go to school. Later, he learned to read from a relative, so he was able to read.

Kuang Heng can't afford books, so he has to borrow books to read. At that time, books were very expensive, and people who had books refused to lend them to others easily. During the busy farming season, Kuang Heng worked part-time for wealthy families and asked them to lend him books for free.

A few years later, Kuang Heng grew up and became the main labor force in the family. He works in the fields all day, and only has time to read some books during his lunch break, so it often takes ten days and a half to finish reading a book. Kuang Heng was in a hurry, thinking: By planting crops during the day, he could spend more time reading at night. But Kuang Heng's family is too poor to buy oil for lighting. What should I do?

One night, Kuang Heng was lying in bed, holding the book he had read during the day. On his back, he suddenly saw a ray of light coming in from the east wall. He stood up and went to the wall to have a look. Ah! It turned out that the neighbor's light came through the crack in the wall. So Kuang Heng thought of a way: he picked up a knife and dug a bigger crack in the wall. In this way, the light that came through was bigger, so he gathered the light that came through and began to read.

Kuang Heng studied so hard that he became a learned man.

Snow sac (náng) fireflies?

During the Jin Dynasty, there was a man named Sun Kang who was very studious. His family is too poor to buy lamp oil and can't study at night, so he tries his best to study hard. On winter nights, he often ignores the cold and studies outdoors by the light of snow.

At that time, there was a man named Che Yin who, like Sun Kang, had no money to buy lamp oil. On summer nights, he caught many fireflies, put them in gauze bags, and studied them day and night with fluorescent lamps.

Negative salary (x and n) hanging angle?

Zhu Maichen of the Han Dynasty was poor when he was a child. In order to make a living, he has to go up the mountain to cut wood every day and has no time to study. But he studies tirelessly. He often reads while picking firewood.

In the Sui Dynasty, there was a man named Li Mi who herded cattle when he was a child. He takes a few books with him when he goes out every day and hangs them in his corner. He sat on the grass and studied hard when the cattle were grazing.

Hanging beam and stabbing?

Sun Jing of the Han Dynasty should study hard and study late into the night every morning. Because of fatigue and drowsiness, he will unconsciously doze off. He hung one end of the rope on the beam and tied his hair at the other end. In this way, when he dozes off, his scalp will be injured. Later, he finally became a master of Confucianism.

During the Warring States Period, Su Qin became angry because his family ignored him because he failed in lobbying Qin, and he became self-taught. Whenever he was sleepy, he stabbed his thigh with an awl until he was bleeding profusely. Later, he became a famous scholar.

Famous saying 1. Adolescence is a beautiful and never-returning period, and it is the beginning of all the brightness and happiness in the future. Kalinin

People's aspirations are usually in direct proportion to their abilities. -Johnson

3. The time to catch up is gold, but the water that cannot catch up is running water. -Proverbs

4. Be ambitious, be virtuous, never lust, abandon doubt and stagnation, so that a few ambitions can be revealed and felt; Endure flexion and extension, remove details, ask questions extensively, except being too stingy. Although I have stayed for a long time, why bother to harm the beauty, why bother to suffer it? If ambition is not strong, intentions are not generous, but mediocre stuck in vulgarity, silently tied to feelings, always curled up in mediocrity, it is inevitable that vulgarity. -Zhuge Liang

5. If you want to learn, you must learn. If you don't learn, you won't. If you don't learn, you won't. -Zhuge Liang

6, everyone should have the ambition to be a generation of heroes! You should be the one who created a generation. Zhou Enlai

7, the three armed forces can win the handsome, ordinary people can not win the ambition. Confucius

8. Where there is a will, there is a way! Liu xiu

9. If you have no will, nothing can be done in the world. —— Wang Yangming

10, people who made great achievements in ancient times were not only outstanding talents, but also persistent will. -Su Shi

1 1. If a person does not reach the highest peak, there will be no moment of peace, and he will not feel the tranquility and glory of life. -Bernard Shaw

12, the swallow knows the ambition of the swan. -Sima Qian

13, the ambition of a warrior has its own warrior: forever transforming, starting from scratch; All shameful recessions can only make people regard them as enemies and step into the sand. -Guo Xiaochuan

14, worst of all, people's lives are often hindered by false ambitions without knowing it. Only when they get rid of those obstacles can they understand it. -Goethe

15, the day will drop to Sri Lanka, so we must first suffer its mind, work its bones and muscles, starve its skin, empty its body, whatever it does, so we must be patient and get what it can't. -"Mencius"

16, people who have no kindness will get hurt even though they are brave. -"Huai Nan Zi"

17, a determined person is also a master of fame. People who are not lazy are also good teachers. -"Bao Puzi"

18, everyone has evil thoughts, so why worry about making your name not evil? Yiqing Liu

19, gentleman, when sweeping the world, the affair is the room! -"The Book of the Later Han Dynasty"

20. Can a gentleman be a woman by plane? -"The Book of the Later Han Dynasty"

2 1, ambition and love are the wings of great behavior. -Goethe

22. Determination, work and achievement are the three elements of human activities. Ambition is the door to career, and work is a journey into the room. At the end of this journey, there is a success waiting to celebrate the results of your efforts. Pasteur

23. Water stirs stones, and people stir their ambitions. -Qiu Jin

24, do not climb the mountain, I don't know the size of the sky; You don't know the thickness of the land unless you are in a deep valley. -Xun Kuang

25. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky ...-Du Fu

26. Ambition is the Big Dipper in the dark. -Browning

27. Someone asked the eagle, "Why do you want to go to high altitude areas to educate your children?" The eagle replied, "If I insist on educating them on the ground, how can they have the courage to get close to the sun when they grow up?" -Lessing

28. True wisdom is firm ambition. -Napoleon

29. Being poor and lazy is really poor, and being stingy without ambition is really stingy. rodin

30. If a person doesn't know where he is going, then no wind is downwind. Seneca

3 1, anything can be achieved if you have the will. smile

Ambition is contagious, and you can infect the spirit that hangs over your surroundings. The victory of those around you who keep making progress will inspire you to work harder to achieve everything they do. Steven

33. Hiding a dragon in your heart is both a kind of torture and a kind of enjoyment. Hugo

34. The closer the target is, the more difficult it is. -Goethe

35. A dollar a day, a thousand days, a thousand dollars, a rope sawed off, a drop of water worn away. —— Ban Gu

36, inch by inch, continuous accumulation, the leap will come, and the breakthrough will follow. -Hua

37. Tempering is made into hard and high-quality steel bars; The magnificent and beautiful shells were exposed to the sun by water. Our will and perseverance must also undergo severe tests and long-term exercise in fierce struggles. Only in this way can we keep our enthusiasm and motivation in the face of difficulties. Kalinin

38. Scholars must first make up their minds. Today, people who are so lazy just look at things they haven't done and hit them at random when they meet something. It's just a matter of standing up. -Zhu

For a scholar, determination is the most important thing. -Sun Yat-sen

40, ambition can't fall for a day, and the heart can't let go for a day. -Wang Yu

4 1, Miracle jump, not ten steps; Xu, ten drivers, has made great contributions. -Xun Kuang

42, perseverance, rotten wood can not be carved; Perseverance, the stone can be carved. -Xun Kuang

43. Ambition is not true, heart is not hot, heart is not hot, and work is not tight. —— Yan Yuan

If you are determined, you should not say that success is long-term. Zhang Xiaoxiang

Without firm confidence, any action will fail. -Hua Owen

46. When we are only sailing against the wind, we can adjust our course and make a detour. However, when the sea is rough and we want to stay where we are, we will break down. Be careful, young helmsman, don't let your rope loose, don't let your anchor sway, and don't drift away unconsciously. -Rousseau

47. Life is an endless and relentless battle. Anyone who wants to be a man must always fight against the invisible enemy. -romain rolland

48. As long as you work hard in one direction, everything will become handy. -Browning

49. Great people have crossed the desert before reaching the peak of glory. -Balzac

Whoever has the will to make progress can do it. -romain rolland