Funny and cute provocative sentences, funny and humorous remarks in the circle of friends

1. Hitting is kissing, scolding is loving, and if you love deeply, you will kick.

2. Can you please not appear on the street too often? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase.

3. For someone like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

4. If you dare to risk your life's happiness, I won't let you lose.

5. Give you a magic trick to make you like you super

6. Let me tell you a story. This story is very long, so I will make it short. I miss you.

7. I wish I could meet you wherever I go in the world

8. Look up at the bright moon, lower your head and kiss me

9. Do you have a man? My friend, I only have one love rival. If you don’t have a boyfriend, the whole world is my love rival.

10. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms.

11. Why are you surrounding me? I am still surrounding my whole world

12. What season do you like? I like the season when you are there

13. For you, no matter whether it is good or bad, it will not change.

15. You buy me lipstick, and then I can give you a little bit back every day, okay?

17. You just bounce all the way into my heart with little stars.

18. Is there anything you can’t do? I will never leave you

19. If you are so cute and blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return it

20. I want to crawl into your body and grow out like a mushroom.

21. When I marry a good man in the future, I will thank you for not marrying me back then.

22. Study hard, make progress every day, eat fat, and keep strong!

23. Spend one yuan to buy two boxes of cannon wiping, one box is used for wiping, One box for ordering.

24. If the weather is nice today, please be my boyfriend xiezuoyi.com/

25. I can’t tell you what’s good about you. Anyway, you are the reason why I don’t love others

26. I have already closed one eye and am waiting for you to say good night and close the other one

27. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart

28. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness of your lowered head and smile.