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A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if I don't tell you! "College students replied to the enemy's words and were electrocuted. ...
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The enemy hung a college student from a wire, asked him where he came from, or electrocuted him. He admitted, but he was electrocuted. He said, "I'm from TV University!" "
The enemy was very angry, saying that this boy had a lot of backbone and brought another one. "If you don't talk, I'll water you with boiling water!" " He admitted it, but he drowned. He said, "I'm from Jiaotong University!"
We need to do something difficult. "Would you like to confess? Don't slap you! Fan you to death! " He admitted it, but he was killed. He said, "I'm from Shandong University!" "
It's amazing. Why are you not afraid of death? Let's look at it again, "Do you recognize it or not? I'll break your bones if I don't recruit you, and it hurts you to death! " He confessed, but it was broken. He said, "I'm from Zhejiang University!"
The enemy is crazy and it's raining outside. It's hard to be soft when the enemy gives an idea. "Don't recruit? I don't want to tie you up in the rain and let the rain kill you! " He admitted it, but he drowned. He said: "I am from Beilin University (Beijing Forestry University)!"
It seems that the pain of flesh and blood is dying, and there is no way. "If you don't confess, I'll let you watch ghost movies and scare you to death!" He confessed, but he was still scared to death. He said, "I'm from Xiamen University!"
No, we have to move this guy. The enemy moved a big stone. "If you don't move, if you don't move, knock your head on a stone and kill you!" He admitted it, but he was killed. He said, "I'm from HKUST!" "
Stones don't work, ice! "Freeze to death on the ice without moving!" He admitted it, but he froze to death. He said, "I'm from Dongda (Southeast University)!"
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