Begging for a hilarious joke

1. One day, piggy went to a convenience store to buy things. He bought a lot of delicious food at the convenience store and then went to check out. The result was typed out by the clerk. Piggy was puzzled and afraid to go back and ask what was going on. The next day, the calf also went to the convenience store to buy things. It also bought a lot of delicious food to check out. As a result, the calf was beaten out by the clerk. The calf is also very wronged, but dare not go back and ask. On the third day, the lamb happily went to the convenience store to buy delicious food. Pigs and calves are very nervous when they know it, so they run to see it. As a result, the lamb got out of the cabin smoothly and nothing happened. Piglets and calves are very strange. Ask him why the clerk didn't hit you. The lamb gave a white look and said, because 7- 1 1 doesn't matter.

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Hehe, it's quite cold, isn't it ~ ~ Here comes the little crow ... Hehe. ...

2. It is said that there is a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, he has to wear sunglasses to see things, but he can't find sunglasses, so he crawls around on the ground with his eyes closed and crawls until his hands and feet are dirty. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

There is a penguin with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said, it's cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said that penguins are right.

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I think all my jokes are super cold ... hehe. ...

4. What animal can run fast?

A: Tiger.

Because, "two tigers, two tigers. Run! Run!

There are two bananas walking on the road, walking back and forth. The banana in front said to the banana behind, "I'm so hot!" I want to take off my clothes. " The one behind said, "OK, take it off!"

As a result, the banana in the back fell down! ~~~~~~~

6. There is a famous ramen restaurant, and many people line up every time they go to eat. One day, a little girl waited in line very hard and finally waited for her. Then Uncle Lamian Noodles asked his little sister, "Little sister, do you eat flour and rice or coarse grains?" Miss Wang thought about it and said, I'll eat whatever you pull ~ ~ ~

7. Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will vomit (white rabbit).