Joke based on dialect

Yunnan

Two people from Yunnan went to Beijing. They heard that Beijing roast duck was very famous, so they decided to eat it. As soon as they sat down, one of them said to the waiter: "Go there. Two roast ducks here!" After waiting for a while, they saw the waiter waving a roast duck in front of them and then left. One of them waited, so he called the waiter and asked why he didn't serve it to them. Roast duck, the waiter said: "Didn't you ask me to bring a roast duck for dumpling?"

Note: ("Dumping" means "eating" in Yunnan dialect)

Henan

Lao Dong is from Henan. He came to the south to have breakfast. As soon as he entered the door, he asked: "Miss. How much does it cost to sleep (dumplings) per night (bowl)?" The waiter was very unhappy and asked Said: "No. Only steamed buns." The old Dong said: "Oh, you can also touch the steamed buns." The waiter was extremely angry and scolded: "Rogue!" The old Dong was extremely surprised: "Sixty cents? Too cheap. !"

Sichuan

A certain soldier was captured, and the officer promised to fulfill his three wishes before killing him.

The soldier said I want to tell my horse A few words. The enemy agreed.

The next day, the horse came back and brought back a beautiful woman. The soldier spent the night with the female.

The officer said there were two more Wishing, the soldier said that I wanted to have a few words with my horse. The enemy agreed.

The next day, the horse came back and brought back a beautiful woman. The soldier wanted to catch a flail?

The chief said you have one last wish. The soldier still said that I want to say a few words to my horse.

The chief was very strange and went to the stable to eavesdrop. He raised his horse ears and shouted: "I asked you to bring a female traveler, not a female one!"

Guangxi

Some Guangxi people speak Mandarin , the pronunciation is not accurate, and often has an obvious local accent! The common way is to pronounce: empty as male, mouth as dog, and wind as crazy, which leads to the following jokes

Joke

When friends come from far away, they usually serve a plate of snails for dinner. The host picks up one and says: Male! Then he throws it away. He picks up another one and says: It’s male again! There are no short words in his mouth

Gu: It’s a male again! My friend was very surprised and thought: Awesome! Guangxi people are amazing! You can even see the male and female snails!

I also invited friends to dinner, and the Guangxi people had a bit of a cold. , found himself sitting under the air-conditioning vent, and said: I have a cold, so I can't sit next to a mad dog. After saying that, I changed seats. My friend was not happy.

What do you mean? I am a mad dog?

Hunan

A township head with a strong Hunan accent came to the village to make a report:

No pickles, I will pick up some dog poop for you to lick.... ..

(Translation: Don’t talk, I’ll tell you a story...)