Three selected humorous phrases

The jingle originates from life and is most commonly used by vendors. The quality of the goods sold has a lot to do with fluency. The following is the complete se

The jingle originates from life and is most commonly used by vendors. The quality of the goods sold has a lot to do with fluency. The following is the complete set of jingles I brought to you. Welcome to read the reference. Let's have a look!

Humorous jingles

Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

Kiss you a little, take a big bite, take a big bite, and the young couple will become three new ones.

I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and took only a bundle of cabbage.

Honey, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, give in when you quarrel, and hold on when you are beaten!

Four white bars: grass-roots police station, township tax office, bank credit unit and stage lighting.

One person dies, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other, and four people are strange strange bedfellows.

I am not a good reader. Mom and dad will do it. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

Handsome young man, the waves of rivers and lakes are beautiful. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.

Mouse, get on the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't get off, meow meow, the cat is coming, jabber and get off.

5 1 year-old Zhou skinned stealing chickens in the middle of the night, and we were playing games to catch Zhou skinned.

Don't blow-it's easy to get dusty, don't-it's easy to be punished, don't pretend-it's easy to get hurt and get wet.

Someone borrows money from you every three days, and you are tired; You are tired of borrowing money from others every now and then.

As everyone knows, wrangling is good, and it takes no effort and no brains. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.

The driver is bitter: endless smiling faces, endless good words, endless cigarettes, and unclear fines.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, whoever drinks is afraid, one for you and one for me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.

Big saw, big saw, singing drama in front of grandma's house; Pick up your daughter and invite your son-in-law and nephew boy to go.

When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hound. When you find your goal, you are a Baha 'i dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.

Do what you do, observe what you see, and give advice to those who do. If you give advice, it doesn't count. You hide in the dark and frame it.

Good wife standard: cheating is cute, being strict is expecting success, not spending money is saving, and spending money is tasteful!

Everyone knows that Tao is good, but it is everywhere. As long as you can make a lot of money, you don't need moral conscience.

Praise the deer as a horse, promote the flatterer, suffer from being a cow and a horse, and punish being alone.

Humorous verse ii

Lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends are obscene.

Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, travel around the solar system, climb the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.

There are four monsters in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents.

Note: Wash your hands before and after meals; Wash your hands when you come back from abroad; Wash your hands after riding; Wash your hands when you touch the east and west.

Today's phenomenon: Many beautiful women open magazines, open TV advertisements, pick up newspapers and sign articles.

If all beings are old, people will die young if they have feelings! If you don't want to be old, if you don't want to die young, just tell me.

See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

Xiao Bai is white and white, and his ears stand up. Hearing the beep of his mobile phone, he put down his radish and vegetables and sent a message quickly.

The pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he meets a mistress, talking nonsense when he meets a lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

Meet in the network and fall in love in the network. Sweet words are entangled! How confusing it is to say! By the way, my friend, find out the gender first!

If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life!

Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

Hello, hello, you eat straw, your hair is more than meat, you like to take a bath with rice soup, and you say that your skin care effect is very good. You are a rare clown.

If the relationship between the two is long, it is not pork and pork; We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and we want to be a pig with a tail; Don't be a pig in your mouth.

The whimsy wants to be thorough, the destruction should be powerful, making trouble is a patent, pretending to be a gimmick, and the whole person looks at talent and fate. Anyway, I will never be restless!

Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste. Celebrities who drink too much are called Brewmaster, while mortals who drink too much are called alcoholics.

I came to your window again tonight. Why don't you show your head on the curtain? I have a crush on you for so many years, and I won't say anything tomorrow!

Humorous jingles

Men's mixed hair falls backwards; Men don't mix well, their hair leans forward. Women mix clothes and wear less; Women don't mix well and dress like an old lady.

Coward man: poor, white, incompetent, with five senses of limbs, six gods and seven ignorance, eight characters unlucky and narrow escape, very timid.

I will bend your back, bend your legs, break your spine and blindfold you. * * * I'll get you a microphone to walk against the wall and vomit blood.

A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he doesn't eat or take medicine, but just swallows it with his mouth. Do you think piggy is stupid? He's still giggling.

Dinosaurs, well done, are called dancing; Being in a daze, doing well is cool; Cheat money, well done.

Don't look thin, I'm covered in muscles; Although I am black, my face shines; My head can be broken and my hairstyle can never be messed up; Blood can flow, shoes can't be oiled.

Beauty, beauty, I love you. I will write you a love song. The theme is I miss you very much. It's all about missing you. Ask me what I think of you and swear that I will catch up with you.

I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.

Most people are playing mahjong, a few are eating and drinking, most are practicing Qigong, a few are busy telling fortune, and many people are fighting for "Fangcheng".

I love you as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!

You are handsome, your hair is like kelp, and you are wearing a sack with a shoelace around your waist. If you have nothing to do, you love to be bad! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? Actually, it's the second generation of nerves!

A man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes are his own.

Love at first sight. Goodbye, infatuation! All day! Want to win people's hearts! Take great pains! I want to hurry! Difficult to your heart! Do not know how to be intimate! How cruel! Makes me sad!

When Mr. Wang was away, his wife told him: drink less spirits and don't gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!

Talk about winning or losing in Beijing; Winning or losing is decided by the Shanghai petty bourgeoisie; Win or lose by food in Guangzhou; Win or lose by football in Dalian; Win or lose by speed in Shenzhen.

Everything is inferior, only power is high; There are never ugly men, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really lovable. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.

My eyes are dim all day, I don't eat three meals, my limbs are weak, I don't care about the grain, my six parents don't recognize me, I am imposing and sedentary, which is very useless.

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang; Don't pretend with me, I am the backstage of the CPC Central Committee; If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. If you blow it first and then poison it, America has to eat it.

At dawn, I carried Emil Wakin Chau, crossed Nicholas Tse, came to Stephen Chow, picked Andy Lau, picked up a stick, made Jacky Cheung, and ate Joe Cheng chicken.

You are cute, poor and unloved; You are annoying, lovable and tireless; You are "smart" and won the first prize in flushing the toilet; You are very temperamental and irritable by nature.

Our aim is: beautiful for a while, not ashamed; Happy day by day, ignoring sadness; Have a good year and never save a penny!

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