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What does Gu Ailing's monitor lizard have?
Gu Ailing knows how to love herself, because it doesn't have to be beautiful to be truly loved.
The source of this stalk:
On April 13, a news report in India reported that four men were arrested for raping a Bengal monitor lizard in a tiger reserve near Gothane village in Maharashtra, India. Officials found a record of this behavior in their mobile phones, and four men gang-raped the monitor lizard.
The usage of this stalk:
At that time, this news gave a lesson to many netizens in China. I didn't expect such a heinous crime in the world, so many people took it as funny news and teased the monitor lizard one after another. The following are some netizens' teasing quotations:
1, there is something wrong with the monitor lizard. It takes two taps to make a sound. If you behave better at ordinary times, how can you be seen by several men?
2. The monitor lizard keeps sticking out its tongue to seduce them, which is really hateful.
When you are truly loved, you don't need to be beautiful.
Then many netizens took the stalk of this giant lizard and left messages under some short videos of beautiful women, saying that it was not as funny as the giant lizard.
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