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Some people live like a joke, but think they are legends. What kind of mentality is this?

A: Don't talk about others, mind your own business.

1. Is there any gossip about this topic?

2. How do you know that people live as jokes? How do you know they regard jokes as legends?

3. Has anyone told you? Or are you just eating, drinking and guessing?

4. Our ancestors said, "People say it's their turn; Have a mouth to talk about others, but no mouth to talk about yourself. "

Last night, my roommates played ball together, and the opposing defender was very sensitive. The fake action is dazzling and everyone can't help it. Later, a fat man defended him, and no matter how many fake moves he made, it was difficult to break through the fat man's defense. After the game, everyone praised the fat man for his calm defense. The fat man scolded: mom, I didn't have time to react at all …

My little treasure is very naughty He didn't go to bed until after ten o'clock at night and has been watching TV. I really had no choice, so I called my mother and asked, "Mom, how did you put me to sleep when I didn't sleep when I was a child?" Ask me some experience? " My mother said, "An hour early." I said, "Do I have to make an appointment to sleep?" My mother said, "You think too much. I always beat you to tears an hour early. You were tired from crying and slept soundly ... "Hanging up the phone, I angrily walked to my son's room.

4. Live a two-person life with my wife and propose a pizza. Arriving at the place, the daughter-in-law said plaintively, "Are we too selfish? Our son also likes pizza. We should take him! " I said, "It's rare to be alone. Bring him next time, there is no shortage this time! " Just after that, my wife seemed to have a flash of light and said happily, "My son doesn't like hot pot. Let's eat hot pot! " I ...

5. I learned my driver's license some time ago. I had to change gears suddenly because I was nervous. I have to squint at it from time to time to see if it is correct. Coach boss said slowly: easy, broken. I said, no, it's not that fragile! Eldest brother pointed to the corner of the steering wheel "see? That's what your senior sister broke off. " . . . All right, you win!

6. Say something heavy, such as your weight! After a moment's silence, my sister replied, "This is too heavy. Say something superficial, such as your IQ!" " I ...

I once asked my mother what her first job was. Mom simply solved another problem, "Where am I from?" Her answer: "I have sold children before. You are too ugly to buy, you can only raise it yourself. "

8. When I was in college, every Saturday night, students would show two movies in the auditorium, one in English and the other in China. The ticket price is two yuan, and the film is shared by the students themselves. So everything is fine, just because I lost a girlfriend at the movies. It was a Roman holiday at the beginning of that day, but unfortunately the original version had no subtitles and I couldn't understand it. My girlfriend was very happy and translated it for me, but in less than half an hour, most people were not in the mood to practice listening, clamoring for a new film, and the school changed to Mr. Bean with subtitles. I'm happy, but my girlfriend is bored. Let me go shopping with her. I let her go shopping by herself, and then I went to see her after watching the movie ..... then there is no such thing as love!

9. My brother drank too much at the company dinner. We put him back in the dormitory and let him lie down. When I went to the toilet, I heard him talking on the phone one by one with his mobile phone. He said everything when he got through. I laughed in the bathroom. When I came out, I found him with my mobile phone. .....

10. Having dinner with my girlfriend in a restaurant, I found a bug in the dish. At that time, I was sick and ready to call my boss. The witty girlfriend rolled her eyes and said, "Order more good dishes and call the boss after eating." Then we ordered two more dishes and ate them again. . . I can't find that bug.

1 1. The department manager invited several of our subordinates to his house for dinner at the weekend. The leader personally cooks, washes, cooks, cuts, fries and plates in one go, and then goes to the pot. I suddenly realized: Oh, the leader is the chef! Don't go back to the pot for cooked pork. The leader was silent for a while and replied, I just forgot to sprinkle salt …

12. The warlord guard was shopping leisurely when he suddenly heard a loud cry, which made him shudder. Looking back, it turned out to be a tofu vendor, carrying a burden and coming out of the alley. Zhang Dashuai was furious: "Arrest me!" Somehow, the tofu seller dragged it all the way to the marshal's house. "I want to shoot him!" Zhang Dashuai said, dragging the vendor to the playground. With a bang, the peddler fell. Soon, I saw the vendor wriggle up. Strange, the body is not injured at all. Then Zhang Dashuai said proudly, "You scared me to death just now, and now I'm going to scare you to death."

13. My mother asked me to take a big bag of garbage at home to the garbage dump. I reluctantly put down my mobile phone and said, "Is it all rubbish at home?" My mother said, "I'd like to, but I can't." After all, you will come back! " "

14. I knew when I was in primary school that toilets should be divided into men and women. There is a mystery that the ladies' toilet can't get in. Driven by curiosity, I want to see the difference between men's and women's toilets. So he said to the girl at the same table, "I have great strength." I can drag you ten girls into the men's room by myself. " The girl didn't believe it and said, "It's almost the same to drag you into the ladies' room." I said, "Let's have a game after class." "Compare it. "After class, she really called nine girls and dragged me into the ladies' room at once, admiring her wisdom.

15. I had no appetite at all last night. I bought Hangzhou peppers when I saw them when I was shopping. Eating something spicy is really spicy! I'm sweating all over and feel my pores are open. It's cool to eat spicy food, and it's always cool to eat spicy food! Do you think this is over? It's sour to go to the toilet in the morning.

16. When I took a taxi last night, the driver suddenly pulled over and told me with a serious face that my car was broken. Do you feel the car shaking? I said, master, please drive. I was shaking my legs just now.

Sometimes people have a little blind confidence, which is not a bad thing. Everyone has the right to choose their own different life. Sometimes it's hard to say what is right and what is wrong.

If you have seen a soldier's assault, you will be deeply touched. This man, Xu Sanduo, became a joke in everyone's eyes at first, but in the end it really became a legend. People we don't understand don't mean they are wrong. Sometimes we should give more tolerance.

Maybe in the eyes of others, we are a joke ourselves. But sometimes we are paranoid that we are a legend. Everyone in life thinks this place is in their own hands. People are used to judging others by their own values. In fact, none of this matters, as long as we know what we are doing.

In fact, each of us should pay more attention to our own lives and ourselves. How others live is their own business and their own choice. Focusing on our own life is the only thing we can do.

In any other life, we will inevitably encounter some times when we are not understood by others. They may think we are a joke and a legend. Even if we are wonderful flowers in the eyes of others, we must follow the established goals. We don't have to adapt to the secular vision and change ourselves, because it will accomplish nothing.

Sometimes we have to learn to let go. Wonderful flowers, jokes and legends are better to look down. Go your own way and let others talk. No one said it behind anyone's back, and no one said it before anyone. This is life.

This is an optimistic attitude. It is wisdom to treat life as a joke. If a person really becomes a joke, it is a legend. Unfortunately, most people can't do it. Some people live worse than dogs. They have been busy all their lives and got nothing. It is better to live like a joke. Even if they are heartless, they have less pain to live.

Mr. Joe always thinks he is different from ordinary people. This conceit stems from self-confidence. In my eyes, no matter how excellent others are, they are not as good as Mr. Joe. They just pretended not to see the facts when they were presented to him. Now, others have become legends, and Joe's first life has become a joke. Jokes are also stories. It doesn't matter what kind of life a person leads, as long as he is happy.

Some people live like a joke, but think they are legends. What is their mentality? In the world of self-cognition, there are narcissism, broken pots and broken falls, and Ah Q. In short, I feel good about myself! Others privately think that they will never be on the same channel!

Sit still and think about yourself all the time. Gossip is not personal.

Instead of spending time judging others,

Take time to enrich yourself!

If you spend enough time on improving yourself, then you have no time to judge others!

Don't judge a person's past without experiencing what others have experienced! I am who I am, and no one wants you to like it. Don't judge a person's past when you haven't traveled his journey! This is me. No one said they had to like it.

In fact, everyone alive may become a joke to others. It is enough for a person to mind his own mouth, his own feet, his own heart and what he should do.

People who have not experienced other people's experiences are not qualified to judge others. What you look at others, others will look at you in the same way, and what attitude you treat others, others will treat you in the same way. People still spend more time growing themselves and less time criticizing others! What you think is often not what you think. Don't speculate about others, it is your kindness to others. It doesn't matter how others are, what matters is how you are.

A thousand people have a thousand kinds of me in their eyes. Life is my own, whether it is bitter or sweet, only we know. When we laugh at others, they may laugh at our ignorance in private.