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Dialogue between Paris and Jingtian in the New Fairyland Sword 3
1, battle failed. Paris: It's really boring ... Jing Tian: What's the big deal! I've been practicing hard for years. If we compete again, I can't believe I can't beat you! Paris: As a person, you have no chance to win unless ... Jing Tian: Unless what? Paris: Unless I give you half my magic, we will become scattered immortals, so we will stay here and play every day, but we will be happy. Jing Tian: Just the two of us? What's the point? I like crowds. And ... and I promised to go back, so I can't break my word! Paris: After all, it's still a woman's ... Last time, so were you. Hum! Always can't see through, jumping from one net to another ... Jing Tian: You are not in the net, you don't know there is happiness in the net! Besides, what are the benefits of immortality? Like the Five Elders, it didn't go away in the end? Paris: Hum! You go ahead ... Jing Tian: Really ... OK? Sister Zi Xuan: What happened to me? I've always been a loner. I used to be like this and I will always be like this! Jing Tian: Why don't we drink and chat every day, and then you teach me magic? Paris: I'm not interested in this world ... Jing Tian: I know how you feel. I lost a very important person, but there are others who are equally important to me! You too! Paris: ... I am the devil! Jing Tian: What does that matter ... What are you going to do? Back to the underworld? Paris: There are no plans for the time being. Maybe you are right! Maybe one day, I will fight you again! Jing Tian: OK! But a duel is not necessary. Let's have a drink and talk. Why do friends fight, right? Paris: Hum! This is not for you to decide! Jing Tian: Huh? ! Paris: this place can't stand the fighting spirit of you and me. It's going to collapse! Jing Tian: Huh? ! Xiao Kui is still down there! What shall we do? Jing Tian: Hmm? ! The snow is still below! What shall we do? Paris: I have sent her to earth-Jing Tian: Great! Then where is she now? Paris: On Earth! Jing Tian: This, what's the answer! There is a vast sea of people, where can I find it? ! Paris: The world is the world. Why is it so difficult to find someone? Do you want me to help you? Jing Tian: No, I can find it myself! Next time you come to me, I'll settle this account with you! Paris: Accounting? Duel? Jing Tian: I can't say now. You'll know then! Goodbye 2, the battle victory is heavy: I can't believe ... that you won half the moves. Jing Tian: ... You didn't try your best! Paris: See? If I try my best, "Man" is irresistible, but in terms of moves, I have tried my best. You lose, you lose. I am still no match for you. Jing Tian: Don't say that! It seems that you won last time! Paris: Last time I fought with all my might, you had a heart problem. This time, I can't do my best. Why don't you come to my underworld! Jing Tian: I don't want it! How happy and carefree you are. Paris: Hum! With beautiful women, right? Jing Tian: Hehe ~ ~ This is also a great pleasure in life ... Paris: Hum! Fun? who is it? Jing Tian: Well ... Xue Jian died for me. Naturally, I will always remember her, and I like Xiao Kui very much ... I don't know. If I can, I would like to die alone, let them live well, and let all my friends live well. Paris: Haha! Is this sentimental? What do you think if I can come back to life? Jing Tian: Really? Are you trying to scare me? You help me show Snow White-Jing Tian: Well ... Xiao Kui died for me, so I will always remember her, and I like Snow See very much ... Well, I don't know, if I can, I'd like to die by myself, so that both of them can live well and all my friends can live well. Paris: Haha! Is this sentimental? What do you think if I can come back to life? Jing Tian: Really? Are you trying to scare me? You help me, Jean-Xiao Kui-Paris: I have conditions! Jing Tian: I promise! I promise! ! I promise anything! Paris: After I bring her back to life, you will go to the underworld with me, and we will compete every day! Jing Tian: ... Every day? ! Are you kidding? Paris: Back out? Didn't you say you would rather die than live? There is nothing to be afraid of in the underworld. Am I not your friend? Jing Tian: No, no! That's not what I meant! But ... they won't be happy without me; I won't be happy without them! Paris: Hum! Mortals love to talk nonsense. Do you want it or not? Jing Tian: But ... But ... I promised Xiao Kui that I would go back. I can't break my word ... I promised her first! Jing Tian: But ... But ... I promised Xue Jian that I would go back. I can't break my word ... I promised her first! Paris: Goodbye! Jing Tian: Wait! ..... since you have a way, please help me! If you like, you can come to earth and we can be together. How's it going? Paris: No need! Jing Tian: Hello! You are unreasonable! You said you would fight me, so I will fight you. Since I won, it must be hot, right? It's not too much to ask your help! He said he was a friend! Paris: Have a glib tongue, and stick to your line! Hum! You go! Jing Tian: This is a promise! ..... Thank you! I'll buy you a drink another day! Follow-up: There was a dialogue before the battle. Answer: Paris: You are here! Jing Tian: You should make people leave quickly! Paris: Let's talk about victory! Jing Tian: Do you really want to fight? Then let people go first, and I will hit you! Paris: Hum! The tone is quite big! Think clearly, I am a demon, and no matter how strong you are, you will always be a human being. There is almost no chance of winning with me. Jing Tian: I ... You have to promise me that no matter whether you win or lose, you won't hurt Xiao Kui, otherwise I will worry, I won't do my best, and everyone will be annoyed. Jing Tian: I ... You must promise me that you won't hurt Xue Jian, whether you win or lose, otherwise I will be worried and won't try my best, so everyone will be bored. Paris: Hum! Stop being a bitch and do it! Jing Tian: No! Why should outsiders get involved in our affairs ~ ~ Paris: outsiders? Isn't it my wife? Jing Tian: Hmm ... Don't be sour ... Paris: Who's kidding you! She's in the enchantment I set up, safer! Otherwise, I'm afraid that even the celestial world can't resist the spiritual power inspired by your contest with me, let alone mortals! Jing Tian: Well, then I want to thank you ~~ Paris: Stop gossiping and start! Jing Tian: OK! Then let's have a game. The point is that so far!
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