English translation 3

Of course, now swine flu jokes are everywhere: what is the only way to solve swine flu? Ointment (scientists will invent it), and you will buy interesting swine flu T-shirts. Most of them look like pigs flying. Pigs with wings! Why? That comes from a proverb. Some things only happen when pigs can fly. In other words, it will never happen! Flying pigs have nothing to do with swine flu, but they do create lovely pictures.