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All the lines of Xiao Li's flying knife Vincent Chiao
Teddy boy: There is wine in the pot.
Li: Drunk songs and swords.
Teddy boy: OK, OK, there is a dream in life.
Li: Joy and hatred in dreams.
Teddy boy: Sing after drinking and sharpen your knife after drinking.
In my dream, I hate each other happily.
Brother, what about fame and fortune?
Li: Fame and fortune, hahaha, step on it.
Teddy boy: Friendship?
Li: Great love is a great responsibility.
Teddy boy: Love Qian Shan Stone and try to cover Wan Taoqi.
Li: OK, heroes do it.
Singing after drinking, sharpening your sword after drinking
In my dream, I hate each other happily.
Fame and fortune, fame and fortune.
Friendship, friendship should be carried.
Teddy boy: Love Qian Shan Stone and try to cover Wan Taoqi.
Brother, if I meet a cynical and heartless person.
Li: How about that?
Teddy boy: there is no forgiveness for killing.
Li: Brother, you are too cruel. ...
(Inner bridge head)
Fairy Jing Hong: You have confessed everything. What about me?
Li Xunhuan: Fairy.
Fairy Jing Hong: I must follow you closely, because you said that after this big robbery, if we are still alive, you should announce an answer.
Li Xunhuan: There won't be an answer.
Fairy Jing Hong: How can you break your word? In order to forget Lin Shiyin completely, you should try to love someone and even marry that woman. You said you already had the answer.
Li Xunhuan: There won't be an answer.
Fairy Jing Hong: You can't break the contract!
Li Xunhuan: If the fairy doesn't leave in time, there will never be an answer after this disaster.
Fairy Jing Hong: You mean, you and I will both die?
Li Xunhuan: Yes.
Fairy: That's not bad. Can't live and die together.
Li Xunhuan: Fairy. ...
Fairy Jing Hong: Anyway, there's no one here, and I'm not afraid of jokes.
Li Xunhuan: When we first met, I thought you said you never made friends.
Fairy: That's right.
Li Xunhuan: Then you won't fall in love with me. Fall in love with anyone.
Fairy Jing Hong: It's hard to say. According to my personality, it seems impossible to love any man.
Li Xunhuan: That's exactly what I mean. I just don't want to be too explicit
Fairy Jing Hong: I have only loved one man in my life. He is my father, a third-rate escort, and a nobody in Wulin. When I was three years old, my mother died, and my father didn't marry again, for fear that my stepmother wouldn't love me. Father and daughter lived together for sixteen years, until my father died when I was nineteen, and no one else loved me in my life.
Li Xunhuan: So you live alone.
Fairy Jing Hong: I'd rather live alone, but I can't die alone.
Li Xunhuan: So you want someone to walk with you to the grave?
Fairy Jing Hong: Have fun. You are wrong again. I'm not looking for a man to be my companion on the way to the grave, but I'd like to be that man's companion on the way to the grave.
Li Xunhuan: What kind of material and charm does this person have? Is it worth doing this for him?
Fairy Jing Hong: My late father did nothing in his life, but he was affectionate and upright, and so was this man.
Li Xunhuan: Love and righteousness? You only value friendship?
Fairy Jing Hong: In this world, only family is priceless. That man, neither young nor handsome, is full of waves. Young and handsome, the wind and waves have long since left him. Seeing him, I seem to have returned to the days when father and daughter lived alone. When he looked at me, I seemed to see my father's loving eyes. I long for his strong arms to hug me tightly, not a man's passion, but a father's love and care. Today, I found that I don't need love, not like fire, but warm pity.
Li Xunhuan: Yang Yan.
Fairy Jing Hong: You've never called me that. It seems to come from a natural barrier.
Li Xunhuan: Yang Yan. Come here.
(Hugging together)
(in the inn)
Fairy Jing Hong: I was shocked when Xiao Er told me the number. A donkey can't eat that much. It seems that you are really evil. But now your spirit looks much better.
Li Xunhuan: I'm full and drunk. It's hard for you. What happened in the palace?
Fairy Jing Hong: It is a fact that the Empress Dowager and Princess De 'an are under house arrest, which is the will of the emperor. Because the emperor got a tip-off that Ma was planning a rebellion, the mother and daughter were also implicated.
Li Xunhuan: I really want to meet the Queen Mother and Princess Dean.
(in the inn)
Fairy Jing Hong: I really can't do that. Because the cloud king whitewashes peace, there is no need for a single soldier, and the emperor also uses military cronies. Although I have many friends from the Sixth Army, none of them can help me.
Li Xunhuan: It's really hard for you. You stayed up all night. You really should have a good rest.
Fairy Jing Hong: You are beginning to cherish me.
Li Xunhuan: Don't you need warm pity?
Fairy Jing Hong: False feelings and hypocrisy.
Li Xunhuan: Oh, I can do anything in Li Xunhuan, but I can't be hypocritical.
Fairy Jing Hong: You, you don't understand how people flirt with you. It is really strange that so many women will love you.
Li Xunhuan: Well, you have a good rest, and I'll go and see Jing Wuming.
Dong Juxian)
Fairy Jing Hong: Don't you want to see the Queen Mother? I got what I wanted. What are you hesitating about?
Li Xunhuan: Do I look like an indecisive person?
Fairy Jing Hong: I'm not worried about having fun, because I've put an inside man in the palace. Although it is inconvenient for them to help me publicly, if someone sets a trap, they will still send a warning letter.
Li Xunhuan: I have never been afraid of any deep water area. I'm just wondering if the iron ticket to avoid death should be returned to the queen mother. Maybe one day, we can save his life.
Fairy Jing Hong: Now that you mention it, you remind me that Wang Yun didn't try to get the iron ticket two days ago to avoid death.
Li Xunhuan: It seems to me that he has arranged everything from top to bottom, inside and outside the palace. The iron ticket to avoid death may not be important to him.
Fairy Jing Hong: Let me have a selfish idea. I agree with you and return the iron ticket to the queen mother.
Li Xunhuan: It's natural to return things to their owners. How can you say it's selfish?
Fairy Jing Hong: An iron ticket can only save one person's life. I don't want to die alone.
Li Xunhuan: Well, how can I leave you alone with you?
(Dong Juxian)
Fairy Jing Hong: Have fun. You seem to be a different person since you came back from the palace. What happened?
Li Xunhuan; Yesterday was a day and a night, like a taut string. The rope will break if you don't relax.
Fairy Jing Hong: Tell me if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
Li Xunhuan; I met the Queen Mother and Princess De 'an, and they have accepted the cruel fact that the one who became attached to the horse died. All the wind and rain have passed.
Fairy Jing Hong: Is it all over? What compromise terms did you discuss with Zhu Rui?
Li Xunhuan; Compromise? Look at me, look at my middle-aged age, and don't care much. I am drunk for seven or eight hours out of twelve hours a day, but I never give in to others.
Fairy Jing Hong: I am very obedient. You go to the palace, I'll lie down and close my eyes. That doesn't mean I don't know what's going on outside. Sixty-seven killers led by Shangguan Jinhong, listen carefully. I made the figures clear. There are also those who are trained and good at fighting. They are now hiding and wandering around the No.7 Rock of Baiyun Temple in Xishan, 50 miles away. Even if they use their peerless flying skills and come all the way, it will take half an hour. By that time, your flying knife had wiped out all the people who should be killed.
Li Xunhuan: Let's not talk about war now.
Fairy Jing Hong: Listen to me, the person who urged her mother-in-law to be a ghost has left Beijing. They go south, 43 miles from Beijing.
Li Xunhuan; You seem to be a porter, and you know miles and feet clearly.
Fairy Jing Hong: Besides, Zhu Rui, King Ping, always had a group of dead people to protect him, and now he's gone.
Li Xunhuan; I don't care about these, I only care about Xiaoyun.
Fairy Jing Hong: Xiaoyun and Taoist Bai Mei have left Beijing.
Li Xunhuan: Red punk and Xinger.
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