Ask a joke about lotus.

When Dong Xiangang became the captain, he envied those who could speak lotus words eloquently.

But he can't tell jokes, so he went to a lecture class.

One day after the teacher finished speaking, he finally said:

"My best time was spent in the arms of a woman, but this woman is not my wife!"

Everyone was shocked.

Then the man said, "She is my mother!" "

Everyone laughed and applauded warmly.

Dong Xian is envious, so she also wants to try this interesting word.

On this day, he walked to the front of the team and wanted to use this humor again.

Suddenly he felt a little hard to remember, but he still loudly say:

"My best time was spent in the arms of a woman, but she was not my wife!"

The players were stunned.

Dong Xian was so embarrassed that he was silent for nearly ten seconds.

Trying to remember, I still can't figure it out.

So I had to give up: "... I really can't remember who she is! ”"