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What do you think is funny?

Funny, let's share it. Doing is doing things. Laughing is laughing. It's a good thing to make you laugh together.

So what's going on?

It's just unexpected things. For example, a beautiful woman goes to the street, her husband picks her up, she gets in her husband's car, and then there is nothing. then what

But people who do things will think that she didn't get on her husband's car, such as passers-by At this time, her husband called, and the beauty's expression must be very embarrassed. At this time, people will feel funny.

For example, when a classmate takes an exam, the teacher says he can't do it, so he will do it later. Then the classmate misunderstood the teacher's meaning and moved the table back. When he sees it, people will feel funny.

So funny is unexpected and may happen again.

1. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle seasoning bag. I've eaten instant noodles. What else do I need to keep fit?

Today, I told my deskmate that a dog's nose can distinguish 500 kinds of smells, and then he turned to me thoughtfully and asked me, then why does it eat shit? I was speechless

3. I went to the drugstore to buy cold medicine today, and suddenly a sister came over and asked, boss, do you regret medicine? Boss: Yes, it's all at 20:30. 30 solution. Sister bought a 30. After she left, I was curious to ask my boss: What is regret medicine? The boss said: Birth control pills.

One day, when I was shopping, I accidentally dropped 50 yuan, and suddenly a three-year-old child came. The child picked up 50 yuan and ran away, saying, I found 50 yuan on the side of the road and I want to give it to the police uncle. I'll go. It's a beautiful day today.

I remember once my girlfriend and I went to get a room in Jia Ru. When I paid, she said, wait, I have a membership card, and I was shocked. Damn, it's delicious.

6. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

7. As long as the courier is still on the road, I think there is hope in my life.

Funny, let's share it. Doing is doing things. Laughing is laughing. It's a good thing to make you laugh together.

So what's going on?

It's just unexpected things. For example, a beautiful woman goes to the street, her husband picks her up, she gets in her husband's car, and then there is nothing. then what

But people who do things will think that she didn't get on her husband's car, such as passers-by At this time, her husband called, and the beauty's expression must be very embarrassed. At this time, people will feel funny.

For example, when a classmate takes an exam, the teacher says he can't do it, so he will do it later. Then the classmate misunderstood the teacher's meaning and moved the table back. When he sees it, people will feel funny.

So funny is unexpected and may happen again.

1. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle seasoning bag. I've eaten instant noodles. What else do I need to keep fit?

Today, I told my deskmate that a dog's nose can distinguish 500 kinds of smells, and then he turned to me thoughtfully and asked me, then why does it eat shit? I was speechless

3. I went to the drugstore to buy cold medicine today, and suddenly a sister came over and asked, boss, do you regret medicine? Boss: Yes, it's all at 20:30. 30 solution. Sister bought a 30. After she left, I was curious to ask my boss: What is regret medicine? The boss said: Birth control pills.

One day, when I was shopping, I accidentally dropped 50 yuan, and suddenly a three-year-old child came. The child picked up 50 yuan and ran away, saying, I found 50 yuan on the side of the road and I want to give it to the police uncle. I'll go. It's a beautiful day today.

I remember once my girlfriend and I went to get a room in Jia Ru. When I paid, she said, wait, I have a membership card, and I was shocked. Damn, it's delicious.

6. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

7. As long as the courier is still on the road, I think there is hope in my life.

1 language. You can practice the funny effect through humorous and exaggerated language.

For example, let me tell you a story: the beginning is a little scary, the middle is a little funny, and the end is a little sad. A ghost farted to death. I didn't laugh for the first time, but these words kept hovering in my mind, and then I couldn't help laughing.

2. Action. You can show the funny effect by exaggerating funny body movements.

For example, in king of comedy, there is a scene where Karen Mok is crying. At that time, I was crying, and my nose kept flowing downwards, almost flowing into Karen Mok's mouth. Every time I read it, I can't close my mouth and turn my head. Then there is language exaggeration.

And how to present it? Its carrier can be improvisation. Make people around you laugh. You can also convey the funny effect in the form of words through paper documents. It can also be used in film and television works through video recording, and jokes can be conveyed through film and television works to make the audience laugh.

Humor is an essential condiment in life. If you are a humorous person, you will know many friends, which will be of great help to your work and life.

Some have their own humorous cells, and some are humorous through film and television dramas, cross talks and comedy movies. For example, Stephen Chow's movies can make us feel different meanings while being humorous. In fact, many comedians have completely different personalities in their lives.

In recent years, with the rise of short video apps, more and more folk comedians have appeared in the public eye. Everyone in life is a director and can show his good side to the public. Many people start from the media in this way, so that they can do what they like and support themselves.

Funny sometimes can take the form of bring disgrace to oneself, playing a little joke with friends, but don't laugh at other people's shortcomings and put yourself in an awkward position. This self-righteous sense of humor will make others dislike you. Being funny can make you a happy person in the crowd. If you are humorous enough, you won't worry about not making friends. You will be dragged to various parties by your friends, and your circle of friends is very wide. If your job is related to sales, you won't worry about no performance at all. After getting familiar with the customers, I will recommend other customers for you. Of course, you don't have to run business everywhere, as long as you are honest enough.

Funny, the important thing is that the listener is not offended or bored.

1. It is an illusion to think that the other person likes you. I feel that the other person hates you, and nine times out of ten it is true ~

2. When a man says "I'm drunk", how should a girl answer?

The opportunity to turn over has finally come: drink more hot water.

Every time I take a taxi, the driver's master asks me where to transfer. I am so nervous. . .

Your majesty is afraid that I won't come back and dare not invite me out of the mountain.

5, go out to walk the dog, go home to rely on the dog, people send the nickname "let go."

6. My husband picked up a dollar on the carpet and said, What kind of family is this? Not even a huge sum of money. .

7. Cold war with my wife, in order to ease the atmosphere, I: When do you think this revenge will be returned?

My wife gave me a white look: very simple! After I scold you, you are not allowed to talk back; I hit you, you are not allowed to fight back.

Me. . .

1 language. You can practice the funny effect through humorous and exaggerated language.

For example, let me tell you a story: the beginning is a little scary, the middle is a little funny, and the end is a little sad. A ghost farted to death. I didn't laugh for the first time, but these words kept hovering in my mind, and then I couldn't help laughing.

2. Action. You can show the funny effect by exaggerating funny body movements.

For example, in king of comedy, there is a scene where Karen Mok is crying. At that time, I was crying, and my nose kept flowing downwards, almost flowing into Karen Mok's mouth. Every time I read it, I can't close my mouth and turn my head. Then there is language exaggeration.

And how to present it? Its carrier can be improvisation. Make people around you laugh. You can also convey the funny effect in the form of words through paper documents. It can also be used in film and television works through video recording, and jokes can be conveyed through film and television works to make the audience laugh.

Humor is an essential condiment in life. If you are a humorous person, you will know many friends, which will be of great help to your work and life.

Some have their own humorous cells, and some are humorous through film and television dramas, cross talks and comedy movies. For example, Stephen Chow's movies can make us feel different meanings while being humorous. In fact, many comedians have completely different personalities in their lives.

In recent years, with the rise of short video apps, more and more folk comedians have appeared in the public eye. Everyone in life is a director and can show his good side to the public. Many people start from the media in this way, so that they can do what they like and support themselves.

Funny sometimes can take the form of bring disgrace to oneself, playing a little joke with friends, but don't laugh at other people's shortcomings and put yourself in an awkward position. This self-righteous sense of humor will make others dislike you. Being funny can make you a happy person in the crowd. If you are humorous enough, you won't worry about not making friends. You will be dragged to various parties by your friends, and your circle of friends is very wide. If your job is related to sales, you won't worry about no performance at all. After getting familiar with the customers, I will recommend other customers for you. Of course, you don't have to run business everywhere, as long as you are honest enough.

The so-called funny is that there is no ice everywhere, and everyone is not disgusted with the most interesting topic! I have a classmate who is like this. Everyone likes him very much. He is the class cadre and the most active person in the class. No matter what activities and occasions, he is an active person and can get along with anyone. In serious cases, it will be a good way to change the subject and let everyone turn around new topics.

One meeting announced something that made many students angry, that is, a scholarship from the school changed the system and was only awarded to poor students with good grades. At that time, many students had opinions that even if the family conditions were not too bad, they wanted to support themselves by their own efforts. Why don't they even have a chance to compete? The whole class had a very lively discussion. He made a speech and finally convinced everyone.

He sent the poor students away, and then said to the rest of the students, I know this decision is unfair to many students. This is not a poverty alleviation policy, but an opportunity that everyone can strive for together. But there are too few poverty alleviation policies in our school, which still can't help many students. For example, there are several students in our class who have poor family conditions and are frugal in food and clothing. Once I saw a classmate eating bread and drinking water for a week in a row. I really wanted to invite him to the canteen for dinner, but I was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable and that I was giving him alms.

I think if this opportunity can help them and let them fight for it themselves, instead of thinking that we are giving it away, I think it is worthwhile. I am willing to give up this competition quota to make their competition easier, just to help the students in our class. Would you?

With these words, everyone quieted down. Maybe he was born with the ability to convince everyone. Everyone agrees with what he said, which makes people around him feel comfortable and unpretentious.

First of all, thank you very much for answering this question here. Let me take you into this question. Now let's discuss it together.

1. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle seasoning bag. I've eaten instant noodles. What else do I need to keep fit?

Today, I told my deskmate that a dog's nose can distinguish 500 kinds of smells, and then he turned to me thoughtfully and asked me, then why does it eat shit? I was speechless

3. I went to the drugstore to buy cold medicine today, and suddenly a sister came over and asked, boss, do you regret medicine? Boss: Yes, it's all at 20:30. 30 solution. Sister bought a 30. After she left, I was curious to ask my boss: What is regret medicine? The boss said: Birth control pills.

One day, when I was shopping, I accidentally dropped 50 yuan, and suddenly a three-year-old child came. The child picked up 50 yuan and ran away, saying, I found 50 yuan on the side of the road and I want to give it to the police uncle. I'll go. It's a beautiful day today.

I remember once my girlfriend and I went to get a room in Jia Ru. When I paid, she said, wait, I have a membership card, and I was shocked. Damn, it's delicious.

6. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

7. As long as the courier is still on the road, I think there is still hope in my life.

The answers to this question shared above are all personal opinions and suggestions. I hope the answer to this question I shared can help everyone.

Meanwhile, I hope you like my sharing. If you have a better answer to this question, please share your comments and discuss this topic with me.

Finally, here I am. I wish you all a happy life, good health, a prosperous family and everything, a big fortune every year and a prosperous business. Thank you!

Funny is a way to decompress life. When you can't breathe under the pressure of society, it can help you relieve the pressure and drive away the fatigue caused by the pressure.

Funny, refers to deliberately making some actions or saying some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, in order to achieve the purpose of being funny and committing poverty. Laughter is a part of people's natural expression, not driven by people's subjective consciousness, and belongs to spontaneous behavior; Funny is that human beings actively seek happiness, and pay more attention to actively explore happiness from life. Peace is a kind of relaxation and adjustment outside work. It can make people more energetic and creative than laughter. Let me share some funny jokes.

1, when I got home, I found that my wife bought me a lot of clothes, and I was very happy. I asked for so many clothes. My wife gave me a look and said it wasn't because of those three words. I was immediately moved to tears. Such a wife. What more can a husband ask for? But I still want to hear you say those three words. Then only listen to the daughter-in-law said flatly. Big sale.

I didn't recognize Xiaoxue's fatness at the class reunion last year. She said enviously, if. If only I could have the same figure as you. This year's reunion. Her wish finally came true, and I gained more than 20 Jin. Fuck!

Dad has a strong obsessive-compulsive disorder. I went out for a walk during the Spring Festival and have been sitting on the sofa since I came back. Without saying anything, I looked up at 45 degrees and asked him what was wrong. My dad said with a fretful face, I just walked to Liu Laosan's door and saw the couplets posted at their door. Couplets are not neat at all. This damn thing must have been pasted wrong, and it makes me feel bad. I thought, Dad, this obsessive-compulsive disorder is really serious. Then I went over and looked at it curiously. The first line is five words and the second line is seven words. I also feel deeply sad.

My understanding of funny is relatively simple. I think being funny is to make others happier. Next, I will talk about some of my own views casually.

First of all, being funny is to make others happy, not yourself happy. When others are driven to be happy by themselves, they are also becoming happy. This is the real explanation of the funny.

Secondly, it takes some skill to be funny. Not everyone can be funny. Funny people are generally positive and optimistic and have a certain sense of humor.

Now everyone should have a new understanding of funny, I hope everyone can end it once.

Hello, as a creator in the funny field, I would like to express my personal views briefly here.

Funny, let's share it. Doing is doing things. Laughing is laughing. It's a good thing to make you laugh together.

First, for example, a classmate takes an exam, and the teacher says he can't do it, so he will do it later. Then the classmate misunderstood the teacher's meaning and moved the table back. When he sees it, people will feel funny.

Second, I went to the drugstore to buy cold medicine today. Suddenly, a sister came over and asked, Boss, do you regret medicine? Boss: Yes, it's all at 20:30. 30 solution. Sister bought a 30. After she left, I was curious to ask my boss: What is regret medicine? The boss said: Birth control pills.

Third, I remember once going to a home inn with my girlfriend to check in. When I paid, she said, wait, I have a membership card. I was shocked at that time. Oh, my God, it's delicious.

One day when I was shopping, I accidentally dropped 50 yuan, and suddenly a three-year-old child came over. The child picked up 50 yuan and ran away, saying, I found 50 yuan on the side of the road and I want to give it to the police uncle. I'll go. It's a beautiful day today.

This is my opinion. I hope I can help you. Thank you.