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Talk about the mood of parents who send their children to school. Humorous collection (6 sentences)

Talk about the mood of parents who send their children to school (Part 1)

1. The little beast has finally returned to the cage, and some parents can take a breath. May you still be the most sunny teenager on the day you come out.

2. "What are you taking to school in the new semester?" "A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction"

3. Baby, adjust your mind to a learning mode and study for a better tomorrow

4. Finally, when the children are about to start school, parents can hardly hold back their laughter ...

5. The little beasts started school and immediately got stuck in traffic.

6. When children go to school, they can hang out with their girlfriends ~ ~ I'm excited to think about it

7. dead mouse feels no cold, the more I play when the school starts.

8. School is finally starting. Parents will be really crazy if they don't start school. Children will play games without homework during the holiday. Computer games are really cheat people. When can we ban the development of games?

9. A few nights before school starts, there are almost thousands of lights.

1. Our god beast has finally started school! Last year! Come on!

11. Watching your little back drift away, mom's little baby has grown up again

12. Winter vacation, time, bit by bit, are all occupied. Now the children finally start school!

13. May my son learn from the left and learn from the right when he starts school.

14. At the beginning of the school season, children will practice their wings and fly high. It's good to be young.

15. School is finally starting, and there is a sense of sight that I want to pack and mail the beast.

16. Youth, sunshine, laughter, dance a happy beat for this day that belongs to you. I wish you a happy start of school!

17. School begins! I wish all the little beasts can have fun, learn beautifully, grow up healthily and praise the children.

18. I want to say to my children most: Son, my father loves you more than my mother. You know this.

19. The children are starting school, and moms finally have time to get together for tea and chat.

2. I have to go back to class in March, and I have no job. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! The children are finally starting school! ! Parents' feelings about sending their children to school are humorous (Part II)

21. School is about to start, and the children seem to be starting their life competition again. The space for us to live is to follow the laws of nature: survival of the fittest, but each child's shining point is different. I hope all children will develop their own advantages and give full play to their talents.

22. The school started for the beasts, and the good days for migrant workers are over ...

23. On the first day of school, the beasts were put back in their cages, and mom tried to laugh after you left.

24. This child is finally going to start school, and the next challenge is how to wake her up every morning.

25. Don't talk to me about starting school, which hurts my feelings.

26. Sometimes it's sad to think about it. Everyone has chosen a different path, and different ways of looking at things also reveal a lot. I didn't expect the other person to understand, but I asked not to laugh. Everyone is a public official, and my job is rather tiring. I have been working since the New Year, and you are laughing and saying that I am miserable but I really want to start school.

27. The spring breeze is full of horseshoe disease, and you can see all the Chang 'an flowers in one day. -Meng Jiao

28. During the annual holiday, after learning, it is said that the old mother should rejoice when the beast returns to the cage, but she is a little reluctant to go.

29. The "beasts" have returned to their cages, and the busy days will begin again!

3. Sister started school yesterday, and the beast returned to the cage.

31. I can't determine the start time by searching hotly every day. Hurry up and start school, and the beast at home will drive people crazy.

32. The holiday course is over. Yesterday, the children had a good time in the last activity. This summer vacation is coming to an end. We have to go to a new city when we start school, leave our familiar friends in kindergarten, and move forward with a heavy load. I hope everything will be fine in the future!

33. New semester, new atmosphere, everyone is in a good mood. You learn from me to catch up with the tour, which is a beautiful example.

34. Love is like blue sky, white clouds and clear skies in Wan Li ~ The lunch bag my husband bought me during exercise last night was so cute. The children are happy to start school. Are parents liberated or will they be trapped?

35. "If the young don't work hard, the old will be sad." Dear students, please cherish every sunny morning, devote yourself to study, and let the brilliant sunrise decorate our magnificent life;

36. The meaning of winter vacation is that you don't have to attend classes, you can shoot monsters, beasts and chicken blood, and then you can almost start school.

37. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

38. Son, you did very well last semester, and your parents are very satisfied. I hope you will continue to work hard and strive for greater progress this semester.

39. Then my child is quite conscious. He said that school has finally started, and he is bored to death at home.

4. After paying the tuition fee to Brother Pig in the morning, he will officially start school the day after tomorrow. The beasts are finally going to start school, so happy to send their children to school. Parents' mood is humorous (Part 3)

41. It's my son, who just started primary school in the second half of last year.

43. The beast is back in the cage. Congratulations.

44. I really enjoyed the rainy days and lay on the sofa listening to music. Today, the beast officially started school. I wish everyone all the best.

45. Every step of the children's growth seems to be experience, and the experience seems to be the old mother herself. The children are about to start school and will go to school for experience soon. The old mother wants to say, I wish you happy growth, and what you are like depends on you .............................................................................................. Do you feel the same way

47. It's another school season, and the children who struggled for a summer vacation finally returned to school, which also gave me a rest. But the question is, can I relax after school starts?

48. The children finally started school. Aunt, I'm really broke. I just checked last month's expenses, and I cried.

49. Mom's heart: School is finally starting! Thank the school for helping me accept this Xiong Haizi!

5. Mom wants you to grow more beautiful, be healthy, be happy every day and make progress in your studies!

51. Today, the second semester of the baby's small class begins. I hope the baby can swim happily in the beautiful campus like a little fish.

52. When school started, I suddenly found that the mood of the school was heavier than the grave.

53. The day after tomorrow, our family will start school, and finally it will be quiet. We have to buy school supplies tomorrow, and we have to sleep early today. These two days are too tired. Sleep well!

54. The beast finally started school today! Get the benefits from the class teacher. The class teacher is very careful, and the money for the children is the student number of each child.

55. The teacher sang a chorus of Miserable World, and our parents returned to their places. Hahahaha finally started school! ! !

56. The children will start school tomorrow, so happy! Even on Saturday, wow, excited!

57. You are a smart and sensible child. You are polite to your elders, but you are a little headstrong and arrogant. You refuse to accept criticism from others. As the new semester is coming, besides studying hard, your parents hope you can correct this shortcoming.

58. Finally! Go to school and have fun! Finally! Again! Open! Learn! Yes!

59. When I saw my child carrying a schoolbag to school, I found that the child had grown so big and unconsciously reached the age of primary school. Parents' liberation of humor when children start school

Parents' liberation of humor when children start school (Part I)

1. The children start school, and finally have time to do handicrafts ... The pineapple full of tropical customs goes on a wave ...

2. The children finally start school and start college life.

3. The beast who finished the second test finally started school.

4. The child finally started school, and the next challenge is how to wake her up every morning.

5. It's finally over! ! The children are also starting school! My book … this is an ambitious year … this year I still hope to cheat a lot of people's money, that's all.

6. why did it often rain at that time? (1) Render a sad atmosphere. Suggests the tragic fate of the characters. Reveals the tragic campus environment. Laying a foundation for the school's future efforts. In sharp contrast to this beautiful festival.

7. The beast finally started school today! Get the benefits from the class teacher. The class teacher is very careful, and the money for the children is the student number of each child.

8. Time flies, and the children will start school.

9. New semester, new hope, hope that children can study hard, make progress every day and adapt to school life as soon as possible.

1. The holiday course is over. Yesterday, the children had a good time in the last activity. This summer vacation is coming to an end. We have to go to a new city when we start school, leave our familiar friends in kindergarten, and move forward with a heavy load. I hope everything will be fine in the future!

11. The circle of friends welcomes the start of school and smiles irresistibly.

12. The child is going to school, leaving home for a distant university for the first time, and her heart is full of worries, but she also knows that this is something she must experience when growing up and an opportunity to exercise herself.

13. Between the lines, parents' joy is revealed. The school has started, the beast has returned to the cage, the parents have finally been liberated, and the teacher has come to take over.

14. At last, school begins, the good days in Xiong Haizi are over, and the old father and mother should be liberated. ... Beginner Series-Classic Video in God (8)-wiggle wiggle

15. My children are about to start school, and an old aunt like me is also afraid. When they start school, she will have to talk to her children again: what is the purpose of writing well, writing fast and reading ...

16. The children are starting school one after another, and the days seem to be back to the past, taking a bath in the sunny afternoon and cooking a bowl.

17. Little God beast finally started school. I had a good time all the way to kindergarten. I was talking about me!

18. Youth, sunshine, laughter, dance a happy beat for this day that belongs to you. I wish you a happy start of school!

19. On the first day when the beast returns to the cage, the "beautiful" day begins with morning reading. Talking about parents' liberation of humor when children start school (Part II)

2. When children go to school, they can go shopping with their girlfriends ~ ~ It makes them excited to think about it

21. The little beast finally starts school, and the old mother can finally relax

22. My two little beasts can't play with their mother right away

23. I subconsciously don't want to open those sad news. I want to escape the negative energy from the whole society, but I can't brush the drama. I really want to start school and go to fitness ... < P > 24. Love is an angel who combines the souls of two people and flies to God. This angel will bring the glory of the world to God. 1. Children. There is a virus in your computer another day. It means you've grown up.

25. don't talk to me about starting school, which will hurt my feelings.

26. On the first day of school, the beast returned to the cage, and mom tried to laugh after you left.

27. Then my child is quite conscious. He said that school has finally started, and he is bored to death at home.

28. School has finally officially started, and the beast has returned from such a long holiday.

29. I had been looking forward to having a good Spring Festival with my children, but I didn't expect this time to fulfill my dream. I don't have to go to work and concentrate on staying at home with my children. This is a festival for family reunion.

3. The children started school, and watching them skipping in the street made my mood better. There is a kind of happiness, telling Xiong Haizi to go to school quickly. )

31. I want to be cold when school starts, talk coolly, walk steadily, go to bed early, and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year.

32. I watched your little back drift away, and my mother's little baby grew up again.

33. Sitting in a rocking chair, I looked up at the stars, past life, present life, afterlife, suffering and losing.

34. I hope the baby will grow up healthily. Have a bright future.

35. A new semester, a new beginning, expecting the baby to get new harvest

36. It's the annual donation day again, children have to start school to pay tuition fees, and workers have to go home to fight millet. History is always strikingly similar.

37. When school begins, parents should pay attention to this: children are used to a leisurely life in their parents' time during holidays, and when they are about to go to a tense and boring learning environment, they will have a serious psychological gap. This sense of resisting anxiety is called school phobia. If the child has the above situation, giving more pocket money can alleviate it. However, if the child expresses his eagerness to learn and is looking forward to going back to school, you must be vigilant. ta must be in love early. I suggest that you beat it up immediately!

38. School is finally starting. Parents will really go crazy if they don't start school. Children don't write homework during the holiday, so they play games. Computer games are really cheat people. When can we ban the development of games? Let's talk about how parents can relieve their humor when their children start school (Part 3)

39. "Beasts" finally start school! Celebrate the whole world, parents are so happy!

4. The day after tomorrow, our family will start school, and finally it will be quiet. We have to buy school supplies tomorrow, and we have to sleep early today. These two days are too tired. Sleep well!

41. You know, even if the rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school.

42. Baby, mom and dad love you forever. I believe you can do it. Come on!

43. I feel that each of these children is eating shit ... Children: Your joy is based on our pain! Mom at this time: the school should cancel the summer vacation! Let the children go to school every day!

44. The beast is out! After six months, Duoduo finally started school! Scatter flowers.

45. "Actually, a person is very nice, quiet and not lonely." I don't want to go to school!

46. The little beasts started school, and there was a traffic jam immediately.

47. School begins. School, you get my people but you can't get my heart.

48. You can spend time alone.

49. You can see all the flowers in Chang 'an in one day. -Meng Jiao's after graduation

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