A little joke about getting married

1. Wedding is the end of love and the beginning of family. Buried the hazy fantasy and opened the window of secular dust. The candlelight dinner is finished, and all the rice, oil and salt are on the stove. Of course, it also propped up a happy paradise and started a dream.

Husband and wife are lovers in youth, companions in middle age and guardians in old age. As long as there is the right person, it makes sense to get married at any time. Therefore, getting married is not just a trivial matter!

In fact, everyone is saying that they don't believe in the world of two people. Do you believe in yourself? Only when you believe in yourself will you believe that the other person will be worthy of the other half they love. I think they are similar in age and will have the same language.

4. The ant and the elephant got married. Before marriage, the ant said,' I like him to be tall, powerful and secure'. After marriage, the ant said,' Look at you, heavy guy, lose weight soon'.

5. Love is a kind of "illness", marriage is "coma", flash marriage is "head water" and divorce is "bathing the brain". In short, marriage is a curse. May you "recite the mantra" happily!

6. Love is a stormy wave, and sooner or later it will be attributed to the peace of marriage. Love is a burning fire, which will eventually be extinguished in the ashes of marriage. The ultimate destination of love is marriage. May your love be sweet and your marriage be happy.

7. I married my daughter-in-law with a salute. My husband is a local cannon, but my mother is rich and not swollen. The old man can't laugh, and the family is diligent and peaceful. I wish the young couple kindness and love, and spend the ups and downs of life.

8. Marriage is maintained by two people. If one of them lets go, it won't come to an end, so please hold each other's hand in marriage, let us hold your hand and grow old with your son.

9. Starting today, you started your official trip. First you are the groom's official, and then you will become a parent. Congratulations, happy marriage.

10, marriage is like a glass of water, colorless and tasteless to quench your thirst. Marriage is like a cup of tea, you can taste it slowly with bitterness. Marriage is like hot and sour soup, with spicy taste in acid and beautiful heart. Marriage is like a marathon. It's only interesting if you chase after me.

1 1, little brother, why don't you get married? There are too many beautiful women. I don't know. I've seen it several times and it's all left over. How about the one in the bathroom? I don't think I'm gentle enough to take a bath. What about the one who reads widely? I just want to ask one person: What is an "international perspective"? What about the pure and clean ones? Well, it's a pity that I'm not a flower lover.

12, the wife before marriage is a bird, gentle and virtuous Wan Li picks; After marriage, the wife is the eldest brother, and the salary should be paid monthly; Before marriage, my wife was beautiful, with crooked eyebrows and a cherry mouth; After marriage, his wife's face was yellow, her face was bulging and her hands were full of wrinkles. Don't be angry, thank you for so many years; It is difficult to take care of my family. I go to work and cook during the day. Experienced vicissitudes of life, witness of love; I would like to join hands with you to create a beautiful home.

13, how to have a marriage? Do it when you have to! One coax, two cheat and three cheat, and don't stop until you reach your goal! The key is whether the object is wood.

14, hand in hand, hand in hand to leave, marriage hall, waiting for you and me; Hold your hand, grow old with your son, love this life, and ask for nothing more.

16, in fact, everyone is saying that they don't believe in the world of two people. Do you believe in yourself? Only when you believe in yourself will you believe that the other person will be worthy of the other half they love. I think they are similar in age and will have the same language.

17, under the bright and colorful sky, you and I enjoy the dream of alcohol mash. I am looking forward to kissing your red lips, but I am afraid I will be surprised by your charming image. He who is not drunk knows the strength of wine, and he who is not drunk knows the depth. I'm so happy to be married!

18, some people say that marriage is the grave of love, and I say that marriage is the beginning of love. Some people say that marriage is an invisible cage, and I say that marriage is the promotion of love. Some people say that marriage is hell, but I say that those people have not found the sweetness of married love.

19, marriage is from sweet romance to plain happiness. Sweet love will gradually turn into affection, plain but indispensable.

20. After marriage, there is more nagging, less romance, more irritability and less patience. Marriage is a bland endorsement, but it has been integrated into the bone marrow and cannot be separated.

2 1. In the palace of marriage, there is wonderful music. Listen, listen and listen again. This is a sweet music. Love is like honey, and finally it needs marriage to package it.

22. It is said that love is the grave of marriage, but everyone still does not hesitate. Love has planted poison, and marriage is to fight poison with poison, and finally it is more poisonous.

23. "A beautiful bride is like rose wine, and the groom is a wine glass. So take your time? Congratulations! Wine and cups are inseparable from now on! Bless you! Wine and glass, love, love! ! Congratulations on the taste of integration! "

24. Listen to the voice of love in cheerful music. Everything in the marriage hall is so wonderful, flowers represent romance, and I swear to tell you that I love you forever.

25. Marriage is a door. People outside want to go in and people inside want to come out. In fact, marriage is not mysterious, just two people who are afraid of loneliness, find someone to talk to!

26. You have worked hard for half your life and contributed for decades. Congratulations on your remarriage on this warm spring day. As the saying goes, "to see the sun, all his glory and day lilies are late"!

27. Grandpa said that he spent half a bucket of rice when he married his grandmother. Later, his father married his mother and used half a pig. It's my turn to buy a house and get a wife when I almost killed our family. Is my wife expensive or the price is too low?

28. Marriage is the composition of happiness. Wedding, love will be born like oxygen. Wedding night is better than every moment. May happiness, sweetness, passion and warmth accompany you all your life!

29. The bride in the wedding dress is not you. You are always with the bride. I'm not the groom in a suit and tie. I've always stood by him. What? Let's get married too. Being a friend's bridesmaid and best man is addictive, right? We can't just be "supporting actors", we should also be "leading actors".

Love knows the truth, and marriage is the end of romantic love. Maybe the ending is not as beautiful as expected, but it is the most real.

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I heard that you are getting married, so I want to join in and say hello! Take the time to have a baby. How sweet it is for a family of three! There are many trivial matters in married life, such as rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Although business is hard, this is a happy home!

33. Lotus flowers are in harmony with each other. The branches of the tree are planted together and have the same spirit! Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. People often say that the fairy couple is you! I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year!

34. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you, with a plump figure and red skin, so everyone says you are a pair of pigs. Pig, you are happy and grow old together forever!

35. The meeting that day, the greeting that day and night, the word-by-word confession, and the oath of life have brought us to today, this happy paradise with unchanging love and eternal truth.

About the little thing about love: giving up on you is the bravest thing I have ever done.

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care. But because you clearly know that person doesn't belong to you.

2.≈ I hope that your promise is not the shackles that imprison you around me, but the future that you strive to give me.

I still think of you occasionally. I hope you don't mind.

I am still wandering in the same place, waiting for the future that has already disappeared.

I really shouldn't use my mouth to express that I'm waiting for time to tell me the truth.

6. No amount of visits can compare with a message sent by someone you care about.

7. There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but it is wrong to like someone who doesn't like you.

8. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that tears can still laugh.

9. As long as it is a heart, there is a blind spot.

10, I really want to wake up ~ sit in the primary school classroom ~ say to the primary school deskmate: I had a long dream.

1 1, don't mind betraying because sooner or later he will come to you like a dog.

12 You hide in the mirror. I can't reach you.

13, giving up on you is the bravest thing I have ever done.

14 I thought you would come to me if I didn't. Maybe I think too much.

15, the hard days of getting up early and going to bed late are coming again.

Funny things between husband and wife

The funny thing between husband and wife 1, I am pregnant for 6 months, and the book says that the baby likes to listen to his father's voice, and his father should chat with him more. As soon as I told my husband, he immediately made up his mind to tell the baby a story every day.

On the first night when he went to bed, he told an ugly duckling gracefully, and the next day he told Snow White.

On the third day, I lay in bed and waited for my husband to continue telling the children. My husband scratched his head for a long time and gently said to my stomach, son, review the story told two days ago!

My wife peeled a banana and fed it to me. As soon as she opened her mouth, she stuffed the whole banana into my mouth with lightning speed. . .

I asked her angrily why.

She said: I just want to tell you that this is uncomfortable! uncomfortable

Husband and daughter-in-law sleep in bed. He saw his daughter-in-law lose a hair, so he picked it up and put it on himself. Daughter-in-law said: Why are you pulling my hair? Husband said: pretend you interrogate me and ask me where this hair came from!

She said seriously: Tell me honestly, where did this hair come from?

The husband said calmly, on the pig. .

Chatting with my wife's girlfriend, my wife's girlfriend suddenly said that her husband was not at home tonight and the light at home was broken. Can you help me?

Just when my wife called and said she wouldn't come back after working overtime at night, I rushed to my best friend's house and found my wife waiting for me with a rolling pin.

My wife helped me squeeze toothpaste today. I asked her: How did you remember to squeeze toothpaste for me today?

Wife: It's too crowded today. Unfortunately, I dropped the sink and blew it up with your toothbrush.

Talking about marriage

1. Get married if you want. If you want to be single, stay single. You'll regret it in the end anyway.

He said he got married at the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a car and a house. He said he got married because he was old. She said she got married because her family introduced her ... If I get married one day, I just hope it's because of love.

3. Women must get married. Although a woman is not necessarily happy when she is married, she is not happy when she is not married.

4. Marriage is the grave of love. If you don't get married, you will come to no good end.

Marriage is not the marriage of two people, but the marriage of two families.

Since we can't be apart, don't waste time and get married.

7. If you want peace, get married; If you want freedom, you should be single.

8. Marriage requires only two things, one is an ID card and the other is a household registration book.

9. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

10. Love is a dream, and I didn't wake up until I got married.

1 1. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!

12. Marriage doesn't need great love. It's enough to get married without hating each other.

13. All tragedies end in death, and all comedies end in marriage.

14. In the past, relationships that did not aim at marriage were hooligans, but now relationships that aim at marriage are whimsical.

15. Marriage has nothing to do with love. People always think that when love is mature, they will get married naturally, but they don't know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can get married. It's simple. And love is quite another matter.

16. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half open after marriage.

17. Getting married is a beautiful thing, but it is not flattering to get into the habit of getting married.

18. The highest point of a girl's flight is to get married-to marry a person she loves.

19. Many girls want to get married, not because they want to get married, but because they want to change their destiny and life through marriage.

20. Before I got married, I thought I could overcome all difficulties as long as I fell in love. After getting married, I found that I need more than love to grow old together. ...

2 1. Marriage is not just two people face to face, two people should face the world hand in hand.

22. Almost everyone of the same age is married. Now, it's not that I don't want to get married, but that when a woman wants to get married, she should at least think about the reasons for marrying him.

23. If you get married for the sake of marriage, what will you do after marriage?

I didn't want to get married before I met you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

25. I decided not to get married. People go downhill as soon as they get married.