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How far can the most stingy person you have ever seen dig?

Lao Wang downstairs, in his fifties, is not tall, walks on his high horse, has a career, and both his daughters are well married. His brilliance can make you laugh!

1. Go to the public toilet and hold it. When his daughter-in-law comes out, she often says that Lao Wang never goes to the toilet at home. He thinks flushing the toilet is a waste of water. The water used to flush the toilet is the water that sweeps the floor after washing vegetables and meals at home. When I go to the toilet, I always run out to the toilet across the street to solve it. This is a stingy and tasteful man! I didn't believe this for the first time, until one morning I went to the hospital and saw Lao Wang's cat running to the toilet opposite. I didn't even go to see the disease, so I went home with a smile.

2. Buy frozen shrimp in the supermarket, take it out and wait for it to thaw for a while before weighing it. This is Lao Wang's proud coup to save money. He always joked that all the frozen shrimps we bought were ice ballast, and I don't know how much money was wasted. After several times, it was discovered by supermarket employees. Every time he picks it out, people put it back, people put it in, and he picks it out again … until everyone in the supermarket sees him.

Take a bag when you go out to eat, especially at the banquet. Every time you eat something full, you can go back with leftovers. We are not surprised! I ate a banquet and didn't pick up the pot at home for three or four days. After eating leftovers, I can't bear to pour soup. I ate them with a bun, and came out to tell us that the leftovers were Fugen! The neighbors looked at each other and held their breath!

I almost never buy food at home. I grow leeks, garlic sprouts and Chinese cabbage on the balcony. When you eat, you usually cut a little to deal with it. Sometimes if you can't pick up the food at home, you go to the vegetable market to pick up what others have thrown away, and then you can eat it when you come back to wash it.

He never goes to the barber shop, and his hair style is solved by his wife's scissors. I heard that people who used to look at potholes were all uncomfortable, but now his daughter-in-law has practiced technology to get by. He washed the hair of his daughter-in-law and two daughters, and it's quite a feeling when I get used to it. He said that going to the barber shop is a waste of money and making people pinch their heads and plasticine!

His clothes have been worn for more than ten years, and he is reluctant to buy new ones. Daughter-in-law used to pick out other people's old clothes to wear. In recent years, after my daughter got married, she dared to buy clothes. He is still the same, with only a few clothes coming and going.

7. There is no fan or air conditioner at home. It was too hot in summer, so I took my daughter-in-law to the mall and didn't buy anything. Otherwise, I will go to the river to blow my hair and go home to sleep later. I don't know how to fall asleep because of the heat.

There are many more. The list goes on and on.

It's not bad to say that he has no money. He has a paid daughter-in-law who also works, and his two daughters' in-laws are rich, but he has been like this all the time, which really makes people wonder!