Rabbit meat soup

"Yesterday was like the flowing water in the East.

Stay away from me.

I feel very uneasy about today's chaos.

But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword,

Raise a glass to drown your sorrows.

The breeze of the Ming Dynasty drifted ... "

A few lyrics in the song "New Yuanyang Butterfly Dream" can just describe my mood yesterday. I was still opening it the day before yesterday morning. It has been raining those days. This is true, but because the water is still flowing, although we cut it with our swords. In the afternoon, I took a bus back to my home in Zhaoqing and started my ten-day holiday.

Why is there a ten-day holiday? I didn't know I had such a long holiday at first, but I thought I would go back to the teaching point on Sunday night to prepare for class the next day. On the way back, while chatting with another junior high school teacher in the same school, Miss Li realized that junior high school teachers who don't need invigilation from next Monday to Friday, like junior high school students, have five days off, and then have three days off on Dragon Boat Festival, which adds up to exactly ten days. The school sent a holiday notice to the group a few days ago, but I didn't pay attention to it, because I rarely went to the office and didn't listen to my colleagues, so I was still in the dark. )

It should be a very happy thing to have a ten-day holiday at home, but I was in a mess yesterday and I have been indifferent. Because I have to watch my son do his homework, his habit of procrastination always makes me angry.

My son only has two days' holiday and there is not much homework assigned by the school, but he can't concentrate and finish it with enthusiasm. He moved around for a while, and before he wrote a few words, he secretly played with toys or read extracurricular books. He has a challenge book and needs to copy the topics published by the teacher on his mobile phone. He also copied it for a while, then secretly switched the interface, opened the video with his mobile phone, or played a game. I caught you, and I have to deny it. As long as I sit by and stare at him, he still can't do the problem well. After working for a while, he said he was tired and wanted to have a rest.

It is not easy for him to finish two tasks. As a result, he didn't finish the last question when he read his Chinese test paper. This is a comprehensive practical problem. We should make up a joke with the theme of "rabbit soup". My son said no, so he didn't do it.

I told him to think about it, don't feel that you can't write it, write whatever you want, and don't have to be funny, because everyone's jokes are different. What you find funny may seem boring to others, and vice versa.

The son thought for a moment and then said, "Dad, I'll change your jokes."

After he finished writing, I took his test paper and saw him write: "A rabbit mistakenly entered a cannibal who wanted to stew soup with a rabbit." As a result, the rabbit was scared to pee, and a child in the cannibal anxiously shouted: Look, the soup is spilled! "

He turned people into rabbits, although he felt a little disobedient, but I didn't have a better idea myself, so I had to let him pass. Later, I looked it up on the Internet and realized that there really was such a joke. The title means diluting the soup, but I am puzzled and failed to give my son a good explanation and guidance.

I can't learn. I will study hard, constantly expand my knowledge reserve and update my educational concept. I can teach my son knowledge and guide him to develop into a good quality.